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Q & A Thread

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  • #5792
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    better be quick

    we need recruits dont we?


  • #5793
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    When his frock comes back from the cleaners.

    Did Lassie really do all them things in the movies?


  • #5794
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Yes he was a transvestite.

    Q: Will LAssie lead us to glory over the banana's???


  • #5795
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No, he'll get distracted half-way through by kids down a well, and then the bananas will strike!

    Who shall save us?


  • #5796
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    No. He's dead. He died of the pox.


    Is that a bannana in your pants?


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  • #5797
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: No it better not be - they are my mortal enemy.

    Q: WIll the prunes save us from these yellow mushy abominations????


  • #5798
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    no @I'm just happy to see you

    is that one in yours?


  • #5799
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I hope so cos if me willy was that colour I'd be scared.


    One lump or two?


  • #5800
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: 17 please.

    Q: Will the bananas travel back in time to win the first world war???


  • #5801
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    No. Time travel is not for them. They are static berries.

    Is my head really that big?


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  • #5802
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: No - its bigger. :D

    Q: Why are the prunes coming in the gate???????????????


  • #5803
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    it's your balls they got sick of the cheese and ran away

    why is cheese a god?


  • #5804
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Cheese is not a god - FACT!!!!!

    Q: Why is there marmalade in the computer???


  • #5805
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    FICTION!

    you tried to eat the comp while drunk

    why?


  • #5806
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Coz der wuz marmalade on it.

    Is marmalade made of cats?


  • #5807
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Yeah but only the ginger ones.

    Why are ginger cats almost always nasty?


  • #5808
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    cats are nasty full stop

    why would you like cats?!


  • #5809
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Cuz my mum has a black cat and he's nice.

    Why wouldn;t you like him?


  • #5810
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Cuz I HATE cats

    how's the back today?


  • #5811
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    The backs fine. Starting to peel a little, but thats normal. :)

    Hows the leg?


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  • #5812
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    leg? what I do to my leg?

    but generally ok...


  • #5813
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    A+Q: It was sore?


  • #5814
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: No my leg is fine.

    Q: Can a hippopotomous become a ballerina?????


  • #5815
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Only if it's ankles hold out.

    Did I tell you I could have had a career in ballet except my ankles let me down?


  • #5816
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    No, but that's why I gave up my carreer as the next Nancy Kerrigan. weak Ankles.



    Didn't you know that's why I wasn't in the olympics?


  • #5817
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    No I did not... sad!


    Did you feel bad because of the weak ankles?


    *Sends tissues via PM....*


  • #5818
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Oh, it's Okay. Me and Tanya Harding took care of my Jealousy issues. Hee hee!



    She's one tough chickie, isn't she?:p


  • #5819
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    I prefer the term "Evil bitch".

    Is that a bit harsh?


  • #5820
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    no no i like that

    there are loads of them arent there?:D


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  • #5821
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Yes!!!!! Far too many!


    You know my ex too? :D


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