Q & A Thread

Kojak

A: yes - sure they're turnip heads.

Q: Why did popeye REALLY eat spinach?????

Star Lord

Nope, it was actually seaweed in a can that they relabeled as spinach.

Why would they do such a thing?

Kojak

A: The secret spinach/sea-weed alliance got to them.

Q: Is no one safe, anymore?????

Star Lord

Nobody ever was safe.

Did you think you were? Do you think you ARE?

Kojak

A: Not any more :eek: :eek:

Q: Will we ever see the end of spinach/sea-weed terrorism????

Star Lord

Yes, for I have a cunning plan...

Do you have a spare million euros?

smash

no but someone in cork or limerick might...

but would you go there?

Kojak

A: Definatly not.

Q: CAn I have the money???

Star Lord

No but if you want rid of the spinach/sea weed terrorism then you'll pay up...

Or do you like being menaced?

smash

I think he likes it...

why do culchies always win the lotto... do they have gambling problems?

Kojak

A: They win it because they deserve to.

Q: Where are the square dancing stomachs??

Donegal Lass

who the hell knows?

Star Lord

You know.

Why wont you tell us? Do we have to torture you?

Kojak

A: I think we'll have to torture her.

Q: WIll the square dancing stomach's gain influence in Northern Vietnam???

Star Lord

No, their policy goes totally against the peoples desires, so they are doomed from the start.

Do the communist pears of China stand a better chance?

Kojak

A: possibly, they have the "unity of the pear" on their side.

Q: Will the pears enter into trade negotiations with the square dancing stomachs for control of Loas?????

Star Lord

Probably not, the pears don't negotiate with anyone!

And why would they want control of Loas?

Kojak

A: Because I hear its nice there this time of year.

Q: Can the naked Japanese sumo wrestlers stop this pear invasion force???

Star Lord

Naked Japanese Sumo Wrestlers can stop anything, because nobody's gonna risk that!!!

Would you?

Kojak

A: Probably not.

Q: Will a Naked Japanese Sumo Wrestler win the next series of X-Factor???

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. If you watch X-Factor you are no longer my friend!

Q. Will you be my friend?

challengemaster

sorry, cant, i'm allergic to chimps(no not really >_> )

good morning?

Star Lord

Yeah, cold, but nice and sunny.

How are things in... *squints at location" ... right in the arse-crack of nowhere?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Must be going good as he hasnt replyed...

Q. Would I be fired for lighting a fire in work? (im cold)

Star Lord

Depends where you work.

Is it in a firework factory?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. No its not a fireworks factory, but I would kill everyone here for a pint of guinness!

Q. Whats the best way to get through the day without doing anywork?

Donegal Lass

on boards

have you not copped that by now?

Star Lord

I have, but they keep bringing me more work

Why do they feel they have to do that?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Because you dont look busy enough...

Q. Have you tried looking really stressed out and carrying a bundle of random papers (stolen from the photocopier) around the office saying " I have to get this to Johnsons desk by this afternoon"!?

Le Rack

cuz they know you're not paying attention!

will I see Jame Bond Thursday?