Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Q & A Thread

1…191192194196197…256

Comments

  • #5792
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    better be quick

    we need recruits dont we?


  • #5793
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    When his frock comes back from the cleaners.

    Did Lassie really do all them things in the movies?


  • #5794
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Yes he was a transvestite.

    Q: Will LAssie lead us to glory over the banana's???


  • #5795
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No, he'll get distracted half-way through by kids down a well, and then the bananas will strike!

    Who shall save us?


  • #5796
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    No. He's dead. He died of the pox.


    Is that a bannana in your pants?


  • Advertisement
  • #5797
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: No it better not be - they are my mortal enemy.

    Q: WIll the prunes save us from these yellow mushy abominations????


  • #5798
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    no @I'm just happy to see you

    is that one in yours?


  • #5799
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I hope so cos if me willy was that colour I'd be scared.


    One lump or two?


  • #5800
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: 17 please.

    Q: Will the bananas travel back in time to win the first world war???


  • #5801
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    No. Time travel is not for them. They are static berries.

    Is my head really that big?


  • Advertisement
  • #5802
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: No - its bigger. :D

    Q: Why are the prunes coming in the gate???????????????


  • #5803
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    it's your balls they got sick of the cheese and ran away

    why is cheese a god?


  • #5804
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Cheese is not a god - FACT!!!!!

    Q: Why is there marmalade in the computer???


  • #5805
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    FICTION!

    you tried to eat the comp while drunk

    why?


  • #5806
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Coz der wuz marmalade on it.

    Is marmalade made of cats?


  • #5807
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Yeah but only the ginger ones.

    Why are ginger cats almost always nasty?


  • #5808
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    cats are nasty full stop

    why would you like cats?!


  • #5809
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Cuz my mum has a black cat and he's nice.

    Why wouldn;t you like him?


  • #5810
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Cuz I HATE cats

    how's the back today?


  • #5811
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    The backs fine. Starting to peel a little, but thats normal. :)

    Hows the leg?


  • Advertisement
  • #5812
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    leg? what I do to my leg?

    but generally ok...


  • #5813
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    A+Q: It was sore?


  • #5814
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: No my leg is fine.

    Q: Can a hippopotomous become a ballerina?????


  • #5815
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Only if it's ankles hold out.

    Did I tell you I could have had a career in ballet except my ankles let me down?


  • #5816
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    No, but that's why I gave up my carreer as the next Nancy Kerrigan. weak Ankles.



    Didn't you know that's why I wasn't in the olympics?


  • #5817
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    No I did not... sad!


    Did you feel bad because of the weak ankles?


    *Sends tissues via PM....*


  • #5818
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Oh, it's Okay. Me and Tanya Harding took care of my Jealousy issues. Hee hee!



    She's one tough chickie, isn't she?:p


  • #5819
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    I prefer the term "Evil bitch".

    Is that a bit harsh?


  • #5820
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    no no i like that

    there are loads of them arent there?:D


  • Advertisement
  • #5821
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Yes!!!!! Far too many!


    You know my ex too? :D


Advertisement