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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    no no

    we're pretending right?s


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: No, this is for real :D

    Q: What is the latest intel on the spinach/seaweed alliance??


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Popeye took a controlling interest.



    Anyone like Olive Oil?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: No, its stink.

    Q: Where did you get your intel from????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. No she's a jerk-ass!

    Q. Do you like that jerk-ass Olive Oil?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    The man under the bridge. He knows.


    Is it just me or are there dark clouds everywhere?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: No, its just you. :D

    Q: Are the politicans really fans of Spongebob Squarepants???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    no

    why?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: I heard Mary Harney wanted Spongebob to become the new Minister of Health.

    Q: Would he be better than auld Mary???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    cuz they're makin all the students reg to vote this week

    you ok?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    i'm like a piano.

    who wants to hit me with a stick?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: I'll do it if you want.

    Q: Where is the leprechaun gone???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    I'm here!

    Boneless you hit pianos with a stick?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    up your ass pickin daisies

    why is college so sucky atm?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    i'm a dyslexic drummer.

    Is it a big one or am i seeing things?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Your seeing things.

    Q: Is Bebo the tool of the devil???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No, everyone knows wikipedia is!

    Don't you agree?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Must be raining in your eyes.




    Want to trade weather?





    *Im slooooooow being 8 time zones west!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Yes.

    Is it really a long way to Tipperary or is that British propaganda?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Propeganda, definatly.

    Q: Are turnips on the increase in Siberia???


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Yes, its as far as you expect, +20 miles extra.

    Where do they find the extra 20 miles?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: they get Marty Whelan to invent those 20 miles.

    Q Are turnips on the increase in Siberia???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Marty Whelan!

    Where in the world (:D) does he get the extra 20 miles from?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    He pulls them from his a$$. Yes turnips are on the rise in Siberia. Watch them for the signs.

    If you are in Tipperary is it still a long way?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    They've never heard the song in Tipperary! To them it's "It's a long long way to Timbuktoo"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Didn't ask question.... *boneless points at him accusingly...*


    Did anyone hear a flock of cows just there?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No!

    *remembers to ask a question*
    What does a flock of cows sound like as they fly by?
    (:eek: Think of the droppings!)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    they sound like yore mother did in bed last night

    must we think of the droppings?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Cow pats are essential to the tale so yes, we must.


    Can a man be put in jail for doing what I just done?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Yes, absolutely.

    Q: When will Bob Geldof join the banana war party???


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