Q & A Thread

Kojak · 20-11-2006 02:22PM

A: yes - sure they're turnip heads.

Q: Why did popeye REALLY eat spinach?????

Star Lord · 20-11-2006 02:29PM

Nope, it was actually seaweed in a can that they relabeled as spinach.

Why would they do such a thing?

Kojak · 20-11-2006 02:34PM

A: The secret spinach/sea-weed alliance got to them.

Q: Is no one safe, anymore?????

Star Lord · 20-11-2006 02:37PM

Nobody ever was safe.

Did you think you were? Do you think you ARE?

Kojak · 20-11-2006 02:39PM

A: Not any more :eek: :eek:

Q: Will we ever see the end of spinach/sea-weed terrorism????

Star Lord · 20-11-2006 02:43PM

Yes, for I have a cunning plan...

Do you have a spare million euros?

smash · 20-11-2006 02:45PM

no but someone in cork or limerick might...

but would you go there?

Kojak · 20-11-2006 02:51PM

A: Definatly not.

Q: CAn I have the money???

Star Lord · 20-11-2006 02:52PM

No but if you want rid of the spinach/sea weed terrorism then you'll pay up...

Or do you like being menaced?

smash · 20-11-2006 02:53PM

I think he likes it...

why do culchies always win the lotto... do they have gambling problems?

Kojak · 20-11-2006 02:57PM

A: They win it because they deserve to.

Q: Where are the square dancing stomachs??

Donegal Lass · 20-11-2006 02:58PM

who the hell knows?

Star Lord · 20-11-2006 03:03PM

You know.

Why wont you tell us? Do we have to torture you?

Kojak · 20-11-2006 03:07PM

A: I think we'll have to torture her.

Q: WIll the square dancing stomach's gain influence in Northern Vietnam???

Star Lord · 20-11-2006 03:13PM

No, their policy goes totally against the peoples desires, so they are doomed from the start.

Do the communist pears of China stand a better chance?

Kojak · 20-11-2006 04:36PM

A: possibly, they have the "unity of the pear" on their side.

Q: Will the pears enter into trade negotiations with the square dancing stomachs for control of Loas?????

Star Lord · 20-11-2006 04:43PM

Probably not, the pears don't negotiate with anyone!

And why would they want control of Loas?

Kojak · 20-11-2006 04:49PM

A: Because I hear its nice there this time of year.

Q: Can the naked Japanese sumo wrestlers stop this pear invasion force???

Star Lord · 20-11-2006 04:56PM

Naked Japanese Sumo Wrestlers can stop anything, because nobody's gonna risk that!!!

Would you?

Kojak · 20-11-2006 05:00PM

A: Probably not.

Q: Will a Naked Japanese Sumo Wrestler win the next series of X-Factor???

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 21-11-2006 09:45AM

A. If you watch X-Factor you are no longer my friend!

Q. Will you be my friend?

challengemaster · 21-11-2006 09:47AM

sorry, cant, i'm allergic to chimps(no not really >_> )

good morning?

Star Lord · 21-11-2006 10:15AM

Yeah, cold, but nice and sunny.

How are things in... *squints at location" ... right in the arse-crack of nowhere?

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 21-11-2006 10:32AM

A. Must be going good as he hasnt replyed...

Q. Would I be fired for lighting a fire in work? (im cold)

Star Lord · 21-11-2006 10:34AM

Depends where you work.

Is it in a firework factory?

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 21-11-2006 11:28AM

A. No its not a fireworks factory, but I would kill everyone here for a pint of guinness!

Q. Whats the best way to get through the day without doing anywork?

Donegal Lass · 21-11-2006 11:29AM

on boards

have you not copped that by now?

Star Lord · 21-11-2006 11:34AM

I have, but they keep bringing me more work

Why do they feel they have to do that?

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 21-11-2006 11:38AM

A. Because you dont look busy enough...

Q. Have you tried looking really stressed out and carrying a bundle of random papers (stolen from the photocopier) around the office saying " I have to get this to Johnsons desk by this afternoon"!?

Le Rack · 21-11-2006 11:39AM

cuz they know you're not paying attention!

will I see Jame Bond Thursday?

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