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  • #5672
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    I owe you nothing rent boy!

    Whys everyone want money from me?


  • #5673
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    rent isn't due for another 10 days!




    Are you Mrs. Ziebell in desguise?


  • #5674
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No! :o

    Do I actually look like her? :o


  • #5675
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: I'd say you do.

    Q: Why does mustard have a mustardy smell??


  • #5676
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    yes pretty boy!

    you not think so?


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  • #5677
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Cos it's made of cat pee.

    Will you kiss me?


  • #5678
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    maybe..

    sure isnt it all about the element of surprise?


  • #5679
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    And that tingle of expectation... oh you tease...;)


    Will I bother putting on pants today?


  • #5680
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    yep.. boo!

    good weekend?


  • #5681
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    meh...was so so..

    yours?


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  • #5682
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Yep, it was fine.

    Q: Can a parsnip be your mortal enemy???


  • #5683
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    yes, im sure it can..

    but as much as cabbage??


  • #5684
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Yes. Especially if it is allied with a scallion.

    Do you want protection from parsnips?


  • #5685
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    yes... I hate them

    can a turnip?


  • #5686
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    A turnip can't. It has no rage gene.

    Are eggs really like that?


  • #5687
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    they are..

    dont you think so?


  • #5688
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    kinda..

    aren't eggs just a chicken's period?


  • #5689
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: possibly.

    Q: will the cabbage conspiracy EVER be solved??????


  • #5690
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    no..

    what can we do though?


  • #5691
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Eat sprouts.

    Are sprouts baby cabbages?


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  • #5692
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    no

    are you a baby cabbage?


  • #5693
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Thats a line of investigation that the cabbage police are following.

    Q: Will the cabbage police catch the cabbages before dinner????


  • #5694
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No I doubt it, theyre crafty those cabbages.

    Whats that coming over the hill, is it a cabbage, is it a cabbage?


  • #5695
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: It is - watch out.

    Q: Will Damoeldiablo be saved in time for dinner???


  • #5696
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No, Damo is doomed I fear!

    What is to become of him?


  • #5697
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    He will become a tribe of little tykes in underwear.

    Is that my door bell ringing?


  • #5698
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Yes - its the cabbages conscripting you to join thier unholy tribe.

    Q: WIll you join???????


  • #5699
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    No!!! Never... and it was a Fianna Fail councilor at the door... Again I said... NO!!! NEVER!!!


    Do you think I'm cute?


  • #5700
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Can't say - never seen you.

    Q: Did the Fianna Fail councilor look like a turnip???


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  • #5701
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Yes.
    Don't they all?


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