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Would you give out to an old person.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Anyway, I overheard an old lady saying to one of our scouts:

    "Don't pack any toiletries with my veg you little ****!"

    Haha, class.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,417 ✭✭✭Miguel_Sanchez


    Apparently legally you cant be done for crapping in public, while you can be for peeing. Something to with the pee being controllable, poo not.

    Just as well I bought a jumbo pack of laxatives this afternoon. If anyone wants me I'll be outside Brendan O'Connor's house!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    Apparently legally you cant be done for crapping in public, while you can be for peeing. Something to with the pee being controllable, poo not!
    Just as well I bought a jumbo pack of laxatives this afternoon. If anyone wants me I'll be outside Brendan O'Connor's house!

    One saturday a few years back i saw a woman in her 60s with her pants down taking a **** up against the wall of Cleary's on O'Connells street at around 4 in the afternoon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    ferdi wrote:
    One saturday a few years back i saw a woman in her 60s with her pants down taking a **** up against the wall of Cleary's on O'Connells street at around 4 in the afternoon.

    Hope you gave her a right good talking too and gave her a nappy to clean up after herself:D


  • Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Everyone should be responsible for their messes, irrespective of age.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭pbsuxok1znja4r


    I'd have followed the bitch home and dropped a load of my own right outside her gate. Apparently legally you cant be done for crapping in public, while you can be for peeing. Something to with the pee being controllable, poo not.
    That's pretty damn stupid, seeing as it's not urinating that can poison you, as opposed to not defecating, which will just cause discomfort for a while.
    Oh well. I don't plan on ever having to make use of that loophole, either way. I wouldn't take a piss/dump on the street even if the law required it of me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,106 ✭✭✭John R


    r3nu4l wrote:
    Spots opportunity to invent long-handled retractable pooper-scooper :D Sits back and watches cash start rolling in :D

    You're too late. :D

    http://www.thek92.com/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,820 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Just to clarify, I also feel that leaving crap on a public street without cleaning it is socially irresponsible and downright gimpy. I own 2 dogs and would never contemplate doing it. However, thats my opinion, and I dont believe it gives me a God given right (or a state given right) to go around approaching strangers in the street and telling them how I feel on the subject and expecting them to do as I say. In this case, particularly with an elderly woman, whether she be a cnut or not.

    The reason I made the comparison to different anti social categories is NOT because I am indicating that anyone is a coward (as I've already said, I have no idea who the fook any of you people are, and I am not dull enough to make presumptions about people I dont know) but to highlight the fact that if we are going to have a moral crusade and a home made lynch mob going around upholding our virtuous social etiquettes, then perhaps we could put that lynch mob to better use than trying to make old people clean up dog crap. If I saw serious anti social behaviour like that I mentioned earlier taking place, to be brutally honest, unless someone was in danger and needed help, I would NOT personally become involved, i would call the cops and allow them to deal with it because that is the proper course of action.

    Likewise, if I saw someone such as an old lady allowing a dog to poo on the street, I still would NOT get involved because I do not believe I have any right to approach a complete stranger and expect them to do as I say, and THEN to bitch about it when they dont. If I have a problem with it, I'll take it up through the proper channels such as the local town council or the department of health/environment (not sure who looks after dog crap issues) because that also is the correct course of action.

    And as for the comment that its people like me who have this country the way it is, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. So its my fault that old peoples dogs **** on the path? Or is it perhaps my fault also that crime is so high and the health service sucks? Complaints made in the proper context can be constructive and conducive to a better society being provided to us all, but expecting someone you dont know to do as you say just simply because you feel so strongly on the matter is downright laughable. Dog scutter left on the path CAN be a health hazard as another poster rightly said, it could be tracked into a creche and cause health problems. But really, is it that much of an issue that in the greater context of things it takes precendence over all the other seriously dangerous anti social behaviour taking place in Ireland today? I just think its a matter of context really, and in this case, we're talking about an old woman and a single piece of dogsh*t, not, lets say, 350 scumbags starting a riot in O Connell street and trashing the city centre.
    I wonder if she is telling all her pals in Bingo about the complete lack of respect these days as young people go around trying to enforce their opinions on the elderly. (kids had respect for the elderly in my day etc, etc)
    And apologies for dragging it off topic. I do agree that many old people can be a beesting in the nads. I've had my own occasions to call them nasty things under my breath, but meh, what can you do, old people are pretty much the untouchables of society. (bastards). If they do get on my nerves I take solace in the fact that I'm off home for a steak and onions while they're off home for a bowl of pre moistened pre chewed bread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 848 ✭✭✭Dinxminx


    I walk my dog and always clean up after her; it's just downright nasty if you don't.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,306 ✭✭✭NeMiSiS


    Be thankful they don't allow old people to own pet Eelephants.
    TK


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 104 ✭✭letterman


    I don't plan on ever having to make use of that loophole, either way. I wouldn't take a piss/dump on the street even if the law required it of me.


    May you never have cause to remember those words if you are ever caught short in public in the future.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    Caught short? How hard is it to go to the toilet regularly?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 981 ✭✭✭tj-music.com


    I was walking my dog recently and an old woman with a dog stopped to let it **** in the street and the walked off.

    I walked up to her told her (evry politely) what her dog had done and offered her a nappy bag to pick it up with. She declined and kept walking.

    Anyway I told her that kids went blind because of people like her, that she was a disgrace and so on.

    Is this acceptable given that she was in he 60s?

    MM

    Absolutely justified. I am dog owner and always clean up after my dog and I still get the abuse because so many people just like the old woman do not clean up after their dogs. Old or not - it is good that you told her.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 104 ✭✭letterman


    Stephen wrote:
    Caught short? How hard is it to go to the toilet regularly?
    Try waiting for the DART home after a few pints


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,266 ✭✭✭Steyr


    letterman wrote:
    Try waiting for the DART home after a few pints


    Perhaps a few pints less and your bladder would cope better


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 209 ✭✭DublinEvents


    I don't know. I would try my best to tolerate the elderly. Yes they can get pretty annoying but a little affection is all that's needed to get them to behave better.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 875 ✭✭✭Caco


    Does nobody think it's funny that it's illegal to leave dog cr4p on the streets but not illegal for you to cr4p on the street? (according to posters here)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,544 ✭✭✭Samaris


    Ok...so you're walking along your street home. Nice little neighbourhood, most people living there figure it's somewhere to LIVE as opposed to a rubbish dump, and pick up their litter. You teach your own kids to pick up their litter too. The some complete bozo of the IOWNADOGIAMINVINCIBLE variety wanders past your house and lets their dog go have a poop on the footpath where your children go out to play. I don't care if they are an adult, a teen or a bleedin' martian; they signed up for the tasks of looking after a dog and that includes cleaning up after the wee mutt as well.
    Dog crap is unsightly, smells nasty, attracts flies and maggots and yup, can be dangerous. Oh, and it is really a pain when you're rushing out of the house to school/work/mass/whatever and suddenly squooooosh.... you slide several paces ahead on your feet (or land on your behind) cos some lazy *****er couldn't be arsed with their own damn duty.

    Oh, and maybe it's some poor elderly lady that slips and falls on the dog doo left by someone else?

    S'matter of interest, dog owners who don't clean up their crap; do you use rubbish bins or just chuck your household rubbish over the wall while you're at it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    When I was yonger I came home from school once to see a guy walk his dog into my front garden and watch it crap all over my mum's plants, I walked past him into the garden and glared at him and his dog before letting myself in. I would have said something but honestly, what adult is going to be lectured by a ten year old?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,240 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    From my many jobs in customer service I have come to hate old people. Die already.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,531 ✭✭✭jrey1981


    Good for you OP. In the UK she could be prosecuted.

    My gran always used to have a plastic bag when walking her little dog - it costs nothing to be civic minded and take responsibility for your doggy's doings.

    I was pissed off with a similarly irresponsible dog owner myself a few weeks back after I stepped in something nasty and nearly walked it all over my office carpet...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,698 ✭✭✭InFront


    What really irks me is those smelly horses on st stephens green who leave a stench of horsemanure on the streets of the city. But, I'm realistic enough to realize they can't very well go around with shovels clearing it up all the time, it's just an unreasonable pet peeve of mine.

    Anyway OP, sounds like you were perfectly within your rights, go team poo police!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 29,964 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    Age is no excuse for ignorant/rude/antisocial behaviour, plus as has been pointed out, in this case the old woman was also breaking the law.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    i have absolutely no problem giving out to oldies, if the jump me in a q or barge into me without apologising i will give out, an old man jumped me in the q in a resteraunt last week and i went straight up to him while he was tucking into his food and gave him an earful. i hate all this 'i paid tax all my life' crap, i pay tax too so that doesnt give oldies a right to be rude.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Dragan wrote:
    Actually canine faeces can contain bacteria that can lead to blindness in humans. :)

    It serves them right for smearing sh*t in their eyes in the first place! :eek:


  • Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,744 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    You should have gone Jackie Chan on her ass... IMO. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    Alot of old people think they can get away with murder . . . :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭FranknFurter


    This thread has made me wonder. Is it right that an elderly person who might very well have a bad back is required to get down and pick up their dog's waste?

    If I can do it from my wheelchair having spina-bifida with a metal rod in my back, and daily back pain, requiring strong painkillers, then yes.

    It is part of responsible pet ownership and is punishable by law for very good reason.
    Many years ago, before I "went electric" I used a manual (push) wheelchair, this meant having to use the wheels to push myself around (my hands were to big to use only grabrails as are most). The amount of times I got dog**** on my hands was unbelievable. It is a disgusting behaviour and age or ability is no excuse.
    And there also are long handled pooper scoopers available in most pet shops. Seen them myself in Blanch recently actually.

    B


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭TJJP


    thrill wrote:
    Pushing it is telling a complete stranger to pick up ****.
    I would take it as an insult.

    Dude, if anyone's dog took a crap outside my front door and they walked off and left it there, I'd take it as an insult pretty quick. There's insults and there's insults.

    OP was dead right, as long as one ain't nasty about it, I don't see why one shouldn't have some civic pride. Bertie is always banging on about it lately...

    Speaking of which, roll on Paddy's day in city center, always makes me proud....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,260 ✭✭✭swingking


    I remember one time when there was 2 travellers who were about 10 took a crap in my garden

    I spotted this and gave out to them, gave them a plastic bag, and made them pick up their own sh1t

    That tought them


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