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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    yes, you bring the dead bodies



    whats your next thread starter going to be





    *flith please*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    How did you know I'm contemplating a new thread?



    So it's filth you want?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 377 ✭✭sonic juice


    filthy filthy mind!

    so what is the next filth?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Well I'm still pondering.




    How far should I push the envelope?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,689 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Is this a real envelope or one of those metaphorical envelopes? If it's real and there's money in it, push it towards "Doctor Love"!

    Should i have Doctor Love underneath my nick when my sub comes through?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    I would recommend pputting on a straight face and explaining to the postman that that partly opened envelope was not meant to be sent to you. (Nude lads mags are bad for your health!)

    If I had to eat something right now what would it be?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I have homemade cookies, Dem. I'm happy to share!
    Basquille, the envelope is on its way to Doctor Love!
    Ever see Clerks? I love how Randal says "Doctor Love". He says it with such feeling! Deffo put Dr Love in your tag!




    Hmmmm. Question....

    What about Kitty?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,689 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    It's a film methinks... and it's also a character in Arrested Development.

    Yep.. love Clerks.. saw it at least 37 times!

    Clerks or Clerks II?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Kill Kitty...or better still make him into a Steak and Kitty pie. Yum!

    I'd murder a cookie right right now, L4L, thanks!

    Which reminds me of the cookie monster from Seseme Street. What character would you be? I'd be the guy that lived in the garbage can.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Dem, I'd be Snuffy. But I wouldn't be Big Bird's pal. I'd beat the crap out of him cuz he's annoying. I mean really? He's supposed to be five years old? Who is he kidding?

    Basquille, only someone who's seen that movie 37 times would get that remark.
    I got it! (At least you weren't #36!)
    I haven't seen II yet but when it's for sale it will be in my collection!
    I <3 Kevin Smith movies.


    How could I possibly do that to a cute little kitten?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    You're right. The older moggies taste best, in a rosemary and thyme friggasee.:D

    Would you go for Lost or Prision Break as being the best series?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,689 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Ooooooooooooohh.. tricky... as it stands, 'Prison Break' has had a stronger season and a half so far. 'Lost' just hasn't grabbed me in first three episodes of the 3rd season as much as the previous 2 seasons.

    Elliott Smith or Nick Drake?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Eliott Smith, considering I do not know the other guy.:o

    Would you rather be obese, have a long life and be wealthy or be slim, poor and dead at thirty?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I've been fat and now I'm thin.
    Live fast, die young and leave a good looking corpse!


    Does that make me sound evil?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭DarthWraak


    Well you are the extreme empress of eeeeeveeil, uh :P

    What would you do if a ceiling cat was watching you masterbade?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Nope, it doesn't, but how does one live fast? I've got the slimness, lack of cash and everything (everything? That's nothing!:D ).

    Should I drive more dangerously (even more than you? I know you!:p )


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. No you should buy a pink bike and cycle every where.

    Q. Who likes short shorts?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,965 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    midgets...long ones are just like trousers

    ever fart on someones head?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Of course, one of my mates keeps falling asleep when hes drunk so thats how we all like to wake him...

    Q. Its the most humane way dont you think?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,965 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    yes, well either that or hook a car battery up to his nipples (although the farting is slightly, only just so, more humane)

    ever make a snowwoman with giant boobies?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Nope but i did make a giant smow cock on someones car...

    Q. Who would you most like to kick in the nuts?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,965 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    the pope

    wouldn't that be fun?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Heh heh old popey joe wouldnt know what hit him...

    Q. Then again he hasnt (possibly ever) used them, how do we know he has any? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,965 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    well he had to have some balls to say that stuff bout islam!!!

    who would you like to give a wedgie from a tree to?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Oh, I can't say. They might read it.
    So.... let's choose your boss for taking away your PM-ableness.


    Doesn't he understand your ladies need you on a one-on-one basis??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,965 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    i think my work performance was suffering from keeping all you ladies happy.........not that i didn't love every second of it!!!!!

    so.....wha are you wearing?;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    your mother!

    why are you cheating on me?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    :eek:

    Who and When did he cheat on you? Sneaky spaceman! :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    i don't know just his last comment...

    who ye cheating on me with??


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,965 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    im not

    who said i was?


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