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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    he is!!

    why you not know??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,965 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    just felt like pointing it out

    do you look hot when doing jumping jacks?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭Maccattack


    only when jumping through flaming hoops.


    Do you always deflect that way?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,965 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    only when i use my deflector shield 1701d%20deflector.jpg

    pourquoi?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭Maccattack


    Just curious



    where you get all these pictures???


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,689 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    T'internet!

    Peter Kay or Jimmy Carr?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,965 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    use firefox so its nice and easy for jumping between tabs to do a few (a lot of) google searches. keeps me amused anyway!!!

    What do you call male ballerinas?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭Maccattack


    I dont know


    what do you call male ballerinas?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,965 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    ballerinos

    who ate all the pies?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭Maccattack


    dunno

    who ate all the pies?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,689 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Clearly the fat bastard-o!

    What kinda pies were they?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,965 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    poooooontang pies

    afro or mullet?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭Maccattack


    depends on the occassion



    should i ask a question?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,689 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Afro..

    .. simply cos a pizza guy came around the back of my house last night.. delivered the pizza to the wrong house.. it was really dark and he had a massive fro - i thought his head was just HUGE!!

    Should i tell that one at cocktail parties?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,965 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    as long as you're wearing a tophat, monicle & carrying a cane at the time i feel it would be appropriate

    beer or spirits?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭Maccattack


    Spirits because its coming up to Halloween.


    Should i take up smoking?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    No, if you don't smoke, don't start. Unless you're on fire. Then get a bucket of water.



    You're not on fire, are you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭Maccattack


    i dont think so. just smell funny.


    hows the weather over there?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,965 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    bland as usual

    what you talkin bout willis?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Willis? I'm not willis! I have many more curves all where they ought to be!



    I need to stop being so naughty, don't I?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    No if anything you need to be even naughtier.

    Q. Is that even possible?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Well, yes, yes it is! But I'll restrain from doing that.



    Okay?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,689 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    No, it's not.

    Have you any Oirish blood in ya, L4L?






    (** snigger **)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. I think what you were trying to say is " Have you got any Irish in you L4L?"


    Q. "Would you like some?" geddit?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    i do and did but dont think he did!!!


    Why do i always wake up on time for the 7.30am shift in work on the day when i dont start till 1.30pm?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    because someone from above is teasing you

    why do i always sleep in no matter what time im working??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Because you like me realise that sleep is more important than work...

    Q. Will I fall asleep in work again today?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    probably, but hopefully not when the boss is around!

    Will he ever answer the phone?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Not when theres someone around that he can frantically nouth "I'm not it!" to...

    What should I do today?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,965 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    pick your nose & eat it....all day

    will it bleed?


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