"How do you like your eggs?"

wheres me jumpa · 25-10-2006 10:05pm #1

Can somebody please explain the egg add where they is making eggs and he says "How do you like you eggs? Well I thought it would be a cute way to propose".

WHat the funk is he talking about? How did he propose?!!

Faith · 25-10-2006 10:07pm

I think it's implying that eggs are a breakfast food, and he would serve her breakfast once they were married. I think it also works on the assumption that they're waiting until they get married to sleep together.

Silverfish · 25-10-2006 10:07pm

I presumed he was talking about that old chat up line 'How do you like your eggs in the morning'.

I don't really know what he was talking about, as I can't bear the face on the smug git, he's so full of himself I bet he could puke up a clone.

I hope she turned out to be an axe murderer, I really do.

Karoma · 25-10-2006 10:09pm

Salmonella: it's not all bad. Smug git. ¬_¬

You have the answer. Another mystery solved. May I push your stool in?

seamus · 25-10-2006 10:10pm

That ad is about 15 years old at this point, and it made sense back when people didn't leave home till they got married, and then they moved in together. So yes, the assumption is that by saying "How do you like your eggs?", you're proposing marraige, and ultimately sleeping together. Shock!

wheres me jumpa · 25-10-2006 10:12pm

Faith wrote:

I think it's implying that eggs are a breakfast food, and he would serve her breakfast once they were married. I think it also works on the assumption that they're waiting until they get married to sleep together.

Ahhh there ya go. Thank you for clearing it up, tip of the cap kind shrew! Ok so now I know, the ad is shi*e.

Rabies · 25-10-2006 10:16pm

Karoma wrote:

You have the answer. Another mystery solved. May I push your stool in?

Wear gloves and use lube. Gonna be messy if it is a soft one.

ziggy · 25-10-2006 10:19pm

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sonic juice · 25-10-2006 10:21pm

they are all on heavy heavy brain toxicants

Karoma · 25-10-2006 10:21pm

Same crap really-but immoral (There's no implying that they'll ever get married. The hussies!) Same so-subtle-it's-in-yore-face-and-still-so-godawfully-bad theme. It was shown years ago; buried; pissed on; then dug up and aired again because they are simply too cheap to come up with something new.

25-10-2006 10:23pm

... I like mine with a kiss.

Ahh. Tropicana.

wheres me jumpa · 25-10-2006 10:26pm

ziggy67 wrote:

On a similar note what the hell is going on in those Kerrygold butter ads with the French dudes?

One has a French teacher who goes in to Miss Kennedys home ec class and asks for the Kerrygold, some women who i presume is the Headteacher comes in and they look at each other.

The other one is there are some French dudes and Irish girls in a B&B on an island and a couple of them miss the ferry. The owner says "did you miss the ferry" and they look at each other.

WTF is going on??!!

I think Ms. Kennedy was saying they will need the Kerrygold for the anal. Im pretty sure she was in an episode of Legend, she was fridges daughters teacher. Shes obviously an actress who is tied to a role!

gandalf · 25-10-2006 10:28pm

Unfertilised !

MrJoeSoap · 25-10-2006 10:29pm

sonic juice wrote:

they are all on heavy heavy brain toxicants

Rofl, funniest post I've read in ages!

Karoma · 25-10-2006 10:29pm

gandalf wrote:

Unfertilised !

Typical AH'er...never bothers to read - just hits reply... typical...

snappieT · 25-10-2006 10:30pm

perky please.

25-10-2006 10:35pm

what exactly is this thread about? is it about sex, marriage proposals or breakfast?

Hrm, wonder if it'd be hard to do all 3 at the same time ...

smallpaws · 25-10-2006 11:09pm

You know, I haven't even seen this ad and already I'm sneering. Honestly, what a total puss.

Pighead · 25-10-2006 11:13pm

Karoma wrote:

Typical AH'er...never bothers to read - just hits reply... typical...

Typical Karoma.....yet another anti After Hours post.....never bothers trying to hide his superiority complex- just hits reply to enter yet another snide comment....typical....

Karoma · 25-10-2006 11:17pm

Karoma thinks Pighead should engage those two braincells before replying and proving himself another type of typical AH'er.

How have you avoided this ad. smallpaws? For what little TV I watch, I've seen it far too often...

Pighead · 25-10-2006 11:34pm

Karoma wrote:

Karoma thinks Pighead should engage those two braincells before replying and proving himself another type of typical AH'er.

Pighead thinks Karoma shouldn't be so condescending to the common man. There are braincells to burn in this big old head of mine.

Time to come down from your ivory tower and rub shoulders with the plebs down below. So what if we smell.

phantom_lord · 25-10-2006 11:49pm

tv from a bygone age, that's all it is.

25-10-2006 11:51pm

phantom_lord wrote:

tv from a bygone age, that's all it is.

Speaking of tv from the bygone age. Does anyone remember the Oxo family? Or were they the bisto family?

Demetrius · 26-10-2006 12:01am

To answer OP's question, on a plate, in a cup after I've been in my cups and not flowing down my back (as happpens when you pass a certain estate in a town near where I'm from).

Black Swan · 26-10-2006 12:13am

Southwestern Omelette

Demetrius · 26-10-2006 12:18am

Folded over and crying out to be consumed.

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Sarky · 26-10-2006 12:26am

I cannot eat eggs unless the chicken foetus is already half-formed.

Also, BumCheeks is a fool with less talent than a stillborn.

boneless · 26-10-2006 3:04am

Eggs is from chickens arses...:eek:

Lust4Life · 26-10-2006 11:04am

chicken arses? No, no, no! Have you no anatomy training?

Peteee · 26-10-2006 3:55pm

ziggy67 wrote:

On a similar note what the hell is going on in those Kerrygold butter ads with the French dudes?

One has a French teacher who goes in to Miss Kennedys home ec class and asks for the Kerrygold, some women who i presume is the Headteacher comes in and they look at each other.

The other one is there are some French dudes and Irish girls in a B&B on an island and a couple of them miss the ferry. The owner says "did you miss the ferry" and they look at each other.

WTF is going on??!!

Who's taking the horse to france?

KnifeWRENCH · 26-10-2006 7:42pm

Peteee wrote:

Who's taking the horse to france?

DAMN YOU!! i was just gonna ask that......of course,you do realise,that you shall be punished for beating me to it....
anyways, the op: you cant have eggs without real butter (so much for anti-obesity)
MMM....CHOLESTEROL....how romantic

boneless · 27-10-2006 8:12am

Lust4Life wrote:

chicken arses? No, no, no! Have you no anatomy training?

I was raised a Catholic... the case for the defence rests m'Lud...

Hackman · 28-10-2006 2:29pm

boneless wrote:

I was raised a Catholic... the case for the defence rests m'Lud...

Lol...:D

Capt'n Midnight · 28-10-2006 3:12pm

wheres me jumpa wrote:

Can somebody please explain the egg add where they is making eggs and he says "How do you like you eggs? Well I thought it would be a cute way to propose".

WHat the funk is he talking about? How did he propose?!!

When a man asks a woman "How do you like your eggs?"
The traditional response is "Unfertilised"

"How do you like your eggs?"

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