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Q & A Thread

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    My nose gushes blood at the slightest irritation :(

    Does it wanna kill me?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    wouldnt say it wants you dead, but prolly hinting at you to stop annoying it!!


    He answered the phone btw..... will everything be ok?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No, youll get fired... :o

    (and I am not anoying my nose, sometimes a sneeze is enough to get it gushing blood :( )

    Is the world really round?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    no, actaully its not!


    Does anyone know what kinda shape it really is?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    /Krypton Factor flashback

    Dodecahedron?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    wrong...

    anyone else?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Its shaped like underpants.

    Is this the end for boneless....????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,153 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Well.. it move forwards, not backwards. Upwards, not forwards. And always swirling, SWIRLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    So in summary.... is it the shape of a vulva?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    tune in tomorrow, same bat time, same bat channel!

    Adam West anyone?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    No... John West... mmmmm.... sardines!!!

    Is the world going to die in one giant fart?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    if you have anything to do with it!

    will it be smelly?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    like two day old sardine sandwiches smelly.

    Would you like a sardine sandwich my dear?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    no thanks sweetie not my thing, but i would love a cup of tea..


    anyone else?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    No thanks. I hate sardines.


    Anyone want to work Hospital Main Lobby for me today?
    (It's so boring!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,153 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Yes.. only if people page me as Doctor Love..

    Will someone program some software for me today? Am tired!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    if you do my job!!

    why so tired??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,153 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Late night + crap sleep = tired! :(

    Any plans for the weekend? (i'm planning to do nothing ... but can't wait for another working week over!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Why so tired? Cuz he's Doctor Love!!!!!

    Basquille, are you gonna be a high paid ManWhore or just play Doctor?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A/Q. Cant a doctor be a manwhore?

    Basquille: Where abouts in Sligo are you working?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,153 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    In the BIC.. by the IT.

    You in the IT?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 377 ✭✭sonic juice


    Don't know what that is

    So who wants some new pants?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,058 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    Pants You Say

    May I Hav Some More Information On Said Pants Please?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    No you can't you nosey perv! :p

    How's you spaceman?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,058 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    sexy, as ever

    and you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    I'm great as always!

    Sexy? I'm sorry did I miss something??? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,058 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    yes, you missed me :p

    isn't eddie murphy's song Party All The Time great?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 377 ✭✭sonic juice


    Yes it is the greatest

    Why wear a blue t-shirt when you can wear an orange t-shirt?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    So you can dance to Ace Frehley's Back In The New York Groove instead of Eddie Murphy. Cuz people will respect you more - well, only a modicum more.



    Am I allowed to be a b1tch some times?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 377 ✭✭sonic juice


    sure as long as you don't bark too

    Whose willing to commit necrophilia for 1000 euro?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Not me! I don't even want to shower with one!



    Weekend at Bernie's anyone?


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