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  • #3962
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    I nicked it!

    Want it back?


  • #3963
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Depends.....

    What were you using it for....??? :eek:


  • #3964
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    its going into our kit...

    any objections?


  • #3965
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Well... not in theory, but it has sentimental values for me... I first whisked with that whisk...

    Can I have visiting rights?


  • #3966
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Sure, every second Sunday

    Seem fair?


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  • #3967
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    course it is it's boneless!

    will I get to the ucd beers?


  • #3968
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Yes, you ought to go! Take pictures!



    Why do fools fall in love?


  • #3969
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    same reason why birds sing so gay!


    Could this be magic?


  • #3970
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Hang on... I'll wave me wand... WHOOPS... thats me willy...


    RUN!!! Heres the cops....:eek:


    Can I go to the ball too?


  • #3971
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    yeah!

    why are men perverted?


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  • #3972
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Only if you sing that AC/DC song when you're there!



    Can I post my family for sale on E-bay?


  • #3973
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I can only speak for myself... I like being slightly pervie and kinky.


    Is it wrong?


  • #3974
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Lust4Life wrote:
    Only if you sing that AC/DC song when you're there!



    Can I post my family for sale on E-bay?

    Feds won't let you....:mad:

    Is there a big moon in the sky or am I on drugs again?


  • #3975
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. You're on drugs again, but sure hey, we all are...

    Q. Whats your favourite drug?


  • #3976
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    caffiene!!!!!!



    I'm such a naturalist, aren't I?


  • #3977
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Peyote.

    Were the Grateful Dead on drugs?


  • #3978
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    like yore mother

    why is my bat life so short?

    pervie kinky is good


  • #3979
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    You should feed your bat more often.

    Is it a long eared or horseshoe bat?


  • #3980
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,021 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    prob cos you don't feed it

    better word....poo or wee?


  • #3981
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Why not do what my nephiew does and shout "poo-poo wee-wee", two birds with the four stones!

    Q. Which is cooler a turtle or a bunny?


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  • #3982
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,021 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    have to say bunny, or the bunny will kill me HolyGrail181.jpg



    how do you kill the boogie-man?


  • #3983
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    with the light

    should I do my homework stuff?


  • #3984
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,021 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    homework.....don't you mean housework, no wife of mine is doing any learning...womens liberation....you better get yo ass back in that kitchen!!!!

    happy?


  • #3985
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    delirious

    should I slap my husband?


  • #3986
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,021 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    violence is never the answer

    why would you want to do that?


  • #3987
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    to remove the iritation you're causing

    why wouldn't I?


  • #3988
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,021 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    because you wanted to get married & you have to accept the consequences & baggage

    does the fact that i'm great in the sack compensate for it?


  • #3989
    Maccattack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭Maccattack


    I'd say not.




    Why do you lie?


  • #3990
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    cuz he's a man

    how am I to know you're good in the sack, I'm your wife?


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  • #3991
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,021 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    cos i look after my wifes needs

    is maccatack feeling inadequate & thinks i need to lie?


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