TCN Science Quiz

boneless · 21-10-2006 02:03PM #1

Okay... I'll start...

Q) The average fart is 35cm long. True or false?

Star Lord · 21-10-2006 02:08PM

False.

Q) Is glass solid liquid or gas?

boneless · 21-10-2006 02:11PM

Correct on the farts. They are the breath of the gods and thus are impossible to measure with human scales.

Glass is a solid plasma when you take peyote.

Star Lord · 21-10-2006 02:16PM

I thought they were the breath of the evil one...

Glas is actually a liquid, but I cant comment on the peyote thing, the case is still pending.

boneless · 21-10-2006 02:17PM

Is it possible to hang a mango on a wall using mouse DNA?

Star Lord · 21-10-2006 02:24PM

Yes, mouse DNA is surprisingly sticky.

boneless · 21-10-2006 02:27PM

Correct, but you need to take care you use dormouse. House mice are weak from over indulgence.

What come after bonelessatron in the PTE?

Star Lord · 21-10-2006 02:33PM

I could be wrong, but I think its ilovepornium?

boneless · 21-10-2006 02:35PM

Ilovepornium was put in before Bonelessatron... the correct answer is mud.

Star Lord · 21-10-2006 02:37PM

What is the chemical equation of that tingly feeling you sometimes get up your back that makes you shake and my mum refers to as "someone walking over your grave"

boneless · 21-10-2006 02:40PM

Goose steps pi r squared x times willyshake.

Star Lord · 21-10-2006 02:42PM

Spot on Dr Boneless

boneless · 21-10-2006 02:45PM

The judge will get me if you call me Doctor...

Women have stronger tongues than a camel... true or false?

Star Lord · 21-10-2006 02:50PM

I've never experienced a camels tongue...
¬_¬

boneless · 21-10-2006 02:52PM

You haven't lived then!! Your mission is to find out the truth and present the facts to the TCN scientific society....

Star Lord · 21-10-2006 02:57PM

I cant i'm... erm... allergic...

Jack B. Badd · 21-10-2006 05:19PM

I am crying! Crying!!!

Matt Holck · 21-10-2006 08:30PM

crying clear stress hormones from your head

why don't we have holographic displays?

boneless · 22-10-2006 01:29PM

Such displays would only confuse people and lead to accidents on boards.

What is the real scientific function of vodka?

Star Lord · 22-10-2006 01:34PM

The real function of Vodka is as a Russian chemical weapon, killing off precious brain cells of us westeners!

23-10-2006 04:13AM

Da!

Why did the (former) USSR** missiles suck rather than thrust?*

*Taken from the film, "The Russia House."

**CCCP if you want to get technical on me...

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 23-10-2006 07:11AM

What is the scientific reason for me wanting to sex up lesbians when I am drunk, (also for bonus points for when i am sober)?

Lust4Life · 23-10-2006 10:44AM

Hail, it's that Hunter Gatherer instinct in you trying to force nature back to the way things ought to be.

So what is the scientific explaination for 90% of lesbians preferring the Mullet Hairdo?

Demetrius · 23-10-2006 10:03PM

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

Da!

Why did the (former) USSR** missiles suck rather than thrust?*

*Taken from the film, "The Russia House."

**CCCP if you want to get technical on me...

Someone put the Swamp Dragon in wrong way round.*:)

Taken from The Last Hero

Demetrius · 23-10-2006 10:13PM

Lust4Life wrote:

Hail, it's that Hunter Gatherer instinct in you trying to force nature back to the way things ought to be.

So what is the scientific explaination for 90% of lesbians preferring the Mullet Hairdo?

So that they can shout out,

"Business up front, party in the rear!

Or am I thinking of somebody else?:)

Is there any reason for some females at work not cutting their long Wolverine-nails and yet continuing to type?

Lust4Life · 23-10-2006 10:22PM

Oh, Dem, I can answer that one too!
It's a cool challenge to see just how well we can accurately type using the nails themselves before they start breaking.
And that clack-clack clicking makes more noise than fingertips - hence the boss thinks you're working really hard and really concentrating on getting the work done!

Although I used to work with a gal whose nails would start to curl as they got long and her keyboard letters were red from nail varnish rubbing off on them. That was a bit disturbing.

So why DON'T humans eat their young?

Thrill · 24-10-2006 12:26AM

Have you ever tried putting one between two rounds of bread?
Trust me, its not easy. This is the voice of experience typing.
Anyway, they taste pretty awful.
Except with marmite, which tastes worse.

And now, in the quest for scientific knowledge, my question is...(drumroll)....

If a man prefers women, is he straight, or just a lesbian in a man's body?

boneless · 24-10-2006 08:55AM

Both answers are correct...

Why are sardines useful to the scientific community?

spacecoyote · 24-10-2006 09:22AM

they fit snugly into the human anus (or so i've been told)

whats the best science?

boneless · 24-10-2006 09:56AM

The one where you can blow things up!!! Or pour strange liquids on people...

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 24-10-2006 11:40AM

Correct, how do i become a boobologist?

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