How To Get To Heaven When You Die

xfrodobagginsx · 18-10-2006 06:16AM #1

ARE YOU 100% SURE THAT IF YOU DIED TODAY THAT YOU WOULD GO TO HEAVEN?

IF YOU ARE WILLING TO RECEIVE JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR, PLEASE PRAY THIS FROM YOUR HEART TO GOD,

"Dear LORD JESUS, I believe that YOU died on the Cross and Rose from the dead for my sins. I ask you to come into my heart and forgive me for my sins, take me to heaven when I die. I now receive You as my Lord and Savior. Thank You for saving me. In Jesus holy name, Amen."

If you prayed that prayer from your heart to God, and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go to heaven when you die.

1. REALIZE THAT YOU ARE A SINNER AND IN NEED OF A SAVIOR:

Ro 3:23 "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;"

Ro 3:10 "As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:"

This all began with the story of Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. God created them perfect, there was no death or sorrow. God told them not to eat of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. They disobeyed God and as a result, sin entered into the world. The pain which this world sees is the result of sin.

2. BECAUSE OF OUR SINS, WE DIE BOTH SPIRITUALLY AND PHYSICALLY, BUT GOD SENT HIS SON TO TAKE OUR PUNISHMENT AND GIVE US A CHANCE NOT TO HAVE TO GO TO HELL.

Ro 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

Ro 5:8 "But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us."

Every person who has ever lived is a sinner and is not righteous because we do bad things. A sin is a crime against God, just as if you steal something at the store, it is punishable by going to jail. It's the same thing with sin. Even if we lie one time, the punishment is hell, which is a prison for those who commit crimes against God. No matter how well you live your life from then on, you have already committed a sin which will be punished if you are not pardoned. If you commit a crime, and then live as a good citizen you still will go to jail for the crime you committed. Right? Just as the president can pardon a crime so you won't go to jail, Jesus will pardon your sins so that you do not go to hell, and will go to heaven when you die.

3. IF WE WILL ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS OUR LORD WITH OUR MOUTH AND BELIEVE IN OUR HEART THAT HE ROSE FROM THE DEAD, BY DOING THIS WE ARE RECEIVING HIM:

Ro 10:9,10 "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation."

Joh 1:12 But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name: {power: or, the right, or, privilege}
(KJV)

You cannot get to heaven by being a good person, going to church, baptism or any other way other than by turning to Jesus and asking Him to forgive you for your sins and save you. While these are good things to do, some people believe that they will get to heaven if they do these things, but the bible says that there is only one way to heaven and that is through receiving what Jesus Christ did on the cross for you.

Will you do that today? If you will, you can be 100% sure that you will go to heaven when you die.

DO YOU BELIEVE THAT JESUS CHRIST DIED ON THE CROSS AND ROSE FROM THE DEAD FOR YOUR SINS? DO YOU ACCEPT WHAT HE DID FOR YOU TO PAY FOR YOUR SINS?

4. IF YOU ARE WILLING TO RECEIVE JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR, PLEASE PRAY THIS FROM YOUR HEART TO GOD.

"Dear LORD JESUS, I believe that YOU died on the Cross and Rose from the dead for my sins. I ask you to come into my heart and forgive me for my sins, take me to heaven when I die. I now receive You as my Lord and Savior. Thank You for saving me. In Jesus holy name, Amen."

If you prayed that prayer from your heart to God, and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go to heaven when you die.

Now that you are on your way to heaven, you should attend a bible believing church and follow in baptism.

mukki · 18-10-2006 06:20AM

wooo hoooooo

wooooo hooooooo

yeeee haaaaa

Yeeee haaaaaa

JC is the Mannnnnn

In all seriousness though, hell would be much warmer

remember kids spamming boards.ie makes the baby Jaysus cry

edit... this was nearly my 666th post hahahahahhaha

\m/_(>_<)_\m/ · 18-10-2006 06:45AM

we have no hell or limbo..... so the title should be "How to stay out of heaven when you die" because if your a believer their is no where else to go

Dan133269 · 18-10-2006 06:49AM

Bull**** Frodo baggins, stick to what you're good at, i.e. fiction, oh wait sorry that's exactly what you posted

The Hill Billy · 18-10-2006 06:53AM

mukki wrote:

this was nearly my 666th post

* sprinkles holy water on keyboard *

Edit: * fttttzzzzzzzzzz! *

Just My View · 18-10-2006 06:59AM

xfrodobagginsx wrote:

Ro 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death

Flexible hours available, time and a half after 6:00pm, double time Sundays.

tbh · 18-10-2006 07:04AM

I plan on just holding on real tight to marge.

All you mod bashers - without the mods, boards would be 75% more like this.

18-10-2006 07:08AM

tbh wrote:

I plan on just holding on real tight to marge.

All you mod bashers - without the mods, boards would be 75% more like this.

Amend.

Dave! · 18-10-2006 07:12AM

By THRUSTING in Jesus Christ. Make sure you use lots of lube.

18-10-2006 07:12AM

clearly the answer is to kill all the heathens

mukki · 18-10-2006 07:34AM

Fr. Dougal McGuire wrote:

We're all going to heaven lads, woo hoo

way hay

MrJoeSoap · 18-10-2006 07:47AM

Enjoy rotting with the worms OP!

Atheism is alive and well on boards.ie, good to see.

18-10-2006 07:50AM

MrJoeSoap wrote:

Enjoy rotting with the worms OP!

Atheism is alive and well on boards.ie, good to see.

yep everyone knows atheism is the only alternative to believing in heaven
>.<

MrJoeSoap · 18-10-2006 07:53AM

bluewolf wrote:

yep everyone knows atheism is the only alternative to believing in heaven
>.<

The option also stated "There is no God"...

18-10-2006 08:02AM

MrJoeSoap wrote:

The option also stated "There is no God"...

Pft. No talking back or there'll be smiting

spacecoyote · 18-10-2006 08:03AM

if cartoons have thought me anything its that God does exist & is a weird furry little creature with a big deep voice!!!

18-10-2006 08:06AM

spacecoyote wrote:

if cartoons have thought me anything...

...it certainly wasn't English?

"taught"

MrJoeSoap · 18-10-2006 08:09AM

bluewolf wrote:

...it certainly wasn't English?

"taught"

Off to the Spell Czechers with ya!

18-10-2006 08:11AM

MrJoeSoap wrote:

Off to the Spell Czechers with ya!

I'm not bitching, I'm correcting.
He/she/it needs to know the difference between "taught" and "thought"; they're two different words.

MrJoeSoap · 18-10-2006 08:14AM

Be understanding, be compassionate.

spacecoyote · 18-10-2006 08:14AM

me fail english, thats unpossible

18-10-2006 08:16AM

MrJoeSoap wrote:

Be understanding, be compassionate.

One can correct with compassion ;P

bongo85 · 18-10-2006 08:18AM

Bill Hicks quote:

If it's a choice between eternal hell and good tunes and eternal heaven and new kids on the ****ing block … I'm gonna be surfing on the lake of fire, rocking out … high five at Satan every time I pass the mother****ing shore.

spacecoyote · 18-10-2006 08:18AM

bluewolf wrote:

One can correct with compassion ;P

but you didn't

you cut me, you cut me deep

bluto63 · 18-10-2006 08:46AM

Haha, I love seeing something like this getting shot down. Now for my two cents:

xfrodobagginsx wrote:

ARE YOU 100% SURE THAT IF YOU DIED TODAY THAT YOU WOULD GO TO HEAVEN?

No and I never can be

xfrodobagginsx wrote:

This all began with the story of Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. God created them perfect, there was no death or sorrow. God told them not to eat of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. They disobeyed God and as a result, sin entered into the world. The pain which this world sees is the result of sin.

You don't really believe that, do you?

xfrodobagginsx wrote:

Just as the president can pardon a crime so you won't go to jail, Jesus will pardon your sins so that you do not go to hell, and will go to heaven when you die.

Well then on my deathbed I'll repent for my sins. Until then it's time to go listen to some AC DC and rock out!

xfrodobagginsx wrote:

Will you do that today? If you will, you can be 100% sure that you will go to heaven when you die.

No I can't be

xfrodobagginsx wrote:

DO YOU BELIEVE THAT JESUS CHRIST DIED ON THE CROSS AND ROSE FROM THE DEAD FOR YOUR SINS? DO YOU ACCEPT WHAT HE DID FOR YOU TO PAY FOR YOUR SINS?

No

xfrodobagginsx wrote:

Now that you are on your way to heaven, you should attend a bible believing church and follow in baptism.

I thought I didn't have to as long as I was sorry for my sins?

MrJoeSoap · 18-10-2006 08:50AM

If the OP hasn't completely disappeared, I would like to hear his or her opinion on dinosaurs.

spacecoyote · 18-10-2006 09:00AM

MrJoeSoap wrote:

If the OP hasn't completely disappeared, I would like to hear his or her opinion on dinosaurs.

well if cartoons have taught (this ok blue

) me anything else its that god created dinosaurs to serve as primitive tools & household utensils, as well as irritating pets!

bluto63 · 18-10-2006 09:04AM

Dinosaurs were around during Jesus' time:

Bill Hicks wrote:

And lo, Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus … with a splinter in his paw. And O, the disciples did run a-shrieking: 'What a big ****ing lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid, and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw, and the big lizard became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O, so many years, inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat ****ing families and their fat dollar bills. And O, Scotland did praise the Lord: 'Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord.'

chamlis · 18-10-2006 09:05AM

"God" didn't write the bible. Men did. It is not "the word of God".
ffs fundamentalist!

connundrum · 18-10-2006 09:10AM

DaveMcG wrote:

By THRUSTING in Jesus Christ. Make sure you use lots of lube.

I feel kinda hellish reading that. In fact, my eyes are rather burning now. Damn you DaveMcG, Damn you

Sparky · 18-10-2006 10:13AM

You have to thread a cammel through the eye of a needle first.

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