How To Get To Heaven When You Die

xfrodobagginsx

ARE YOU 100% SURE THAT IF YOU DIED TODAY THAT YOU WOULD GO TO HEAVEN?

IF YOU ARE WILLING TO RECEIVE JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR, PLEASE PRAY THIS FROM YOUR HEART TO GOD,

"Dear LORD JESUS, I believe that YOU died on the Cross and Rose from the dead for my sins. I ask you to come into my heart and forgive me for my sins, take me to heaven when I die. I now receive You as my Lord and Savior. Thank You for saving me. In Jesus holy name, Amen."

If you prayed that prayer from your heart to God, and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go to heaven when you die.

1. REALIZE THAT YOU ARE A SINNER AND IN NEED OF A SAVIOR:

Ro 3:23 "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;"

Ro 3:10 "As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:"

This all began with the story of Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. God created them perfect, there was no death or sorrow. God told them not to eat of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. They disobeyed God and as a result, sin entered into the world. The pain which this world sees is the result of sin.

2. BECAUSE OF OUR SINS, WE DIE BOTH SPIRITUALLY AND PHYSICALLY, BUT GOD SENT HIS SON TO TAKE OUR PUNISHMENT AND GIVE US A CHANCE NOT TO HAVE TO GO TO HELL.

Ro 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

Ro 5:8 "But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us."

Every person who has ever lived is a sinner and is not righteous because we do bad things. A sin is a crime against God, just as if you steal something at the store, it is punishable by going to jail. It's the same thing with sin. Even if we lie one time, the punishment is hell, which is a prison for those who commit crimes against God. No matter how well you live your life from then on, you have already committed a sin which will be punished if you are not pardoned. If you commit a crime, and then live as a good citizen you still will go to jail for the crime you committed. Right? Just as the president can pardon a crime so you won't go to jail, Jesus will pardon your sins so that you do not go to hell, and will go to heaven when you die.

3. IF WE WILL ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS OUR LORD WITH OUR MOUTH AND BELIEVE IN OUR HEART THAT HE ROSE FROM THE DEAD, BY DOING THIS WE ARE RECEIVING HIM:

Ro 10:9,10 "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation."

Joh 1:12 But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name: {power: or, the right, or, privilege}
(KJV)

You cannot get to heaven by being a good person, going to church, baptism or any other way other than by turning to Jesus and asking Him to forgive you for your sins and save you. While these are good things to do, some people believe that they will get to heaven if they do these things, but the bible says that there is only one way to heaven and that is through receiving what Jesus Christ did on the cross for you.

Will you do that today? If you will, you can be 100% sure that you will go to heaven when you die.

DO YOU BELIEVE THAT JESUS CHRIST DIED ON THE CROSS AND ROSE FROM THE DEAD FOR YOUR SINS? DO YOU ACCEPT WHAT HE DID FOR YOU TO PAY FOR YOUR SINS?

4. IF YOU ARE WILLING TO RECEIVE JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR, PLEASE PRAY THIS FROM YOUR HEART TO GOD.

"Dear LORD JESUS, I believe that YOU died on the Cross and Rose from the dead for my sins. I ask you to come into my heart and forgive me for my sins, take me to heaven when I die. I now receive You as my Lord and Savior. Thank You for saving me. In Jesus holy name, Amen."

If you prayed that prayer from your heart to God, and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go to heaven when you die.

Now that you are on your way to heaven, you should attend a bible believing church and follow in baptism.

mukki

wooo hoooooo

wooooo hooooooo

yeeee haaaaa


Yeeee haaaaaa

JC is the Mannnnnn



In all seriousness though, hell would be much warmer


remember kids spamming boards.ie makes the baby Jaysus cry

edit... this was nearly my 666th post hahahahahhaha

\m/_(>_<)_\m/

we have no hell or limbo..... so the title should be "How to stay out of heaven when you die" because if your a believer their is no where else to go

Dan133269

Bull**** Frodo baggins, stick to what you're good at, i.e. fiction, oh wait sorry that's exactly what you posted

The Hill Billy

mukki wrote:

this was nearly my 666th post

* sprinkles holy water on keyboard *

Edit: * fttttzzzzzzzzzz! *

Just My View

xfrodobagginsx wrote:

Ro 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death

Flexible hours available, time and a half after 6:00pm, double time Sundays.

tbh

I plan on just holding on real tight to marge.


All you mod bashers - without the mods, boards would be 75% more like this.

Black Swan

tbh wrote:

I plan on just holding on real tight to marge.


All you mod bashers - without the mods, boards would be 75% more like this.

Amend.

Dave!

By THRUSTING in Jesus Christ. Make sure you use lots of lube.

clearly the answer is to kill all the heathens

mukki

Fr. Dougal McGuire wrote:

We're all going to heaven lads, woo hoo

way hay

MrJoeSoap

Enjoy rotting with the worms OP!

Atheism is alive and well on boards.ie, good to see.

MrJoeSoap

MrJoeSoap wrote:

Enjoy rotting with the worms OP!

Atheism is alive and well on boards.ie, good to see.

yep everyone knows atheism is the only alternative to believing in heaven
>.<

MrJoeSoap

bluewolf wrote:

yep everyone knows atheism is the only alternative to believing in heaven
>.<

The option also stated "There is no God"...

MrJoeSoap

MrJoeSoap wrote:

The option also stated "There is no God"...

Pft. No talking back or there'll be smiting

spacecoyote

if cartoons have thought me anything its that God does exist & is a weird furry little creature with a big deep voice!!!

spacecoyote

spacecoyote wrote:

if cartoons have thought me anything...

...it certainly wasn't English?

"taught"

MrJoeSoap

bluewolf wrote:

...it certainly wasn't English?

"taught"

Off to the Spell Czechers with ya!

MrJoeSoap

MrJoeSoap wrote:

Off to the Spell Czechers with ya!

I'm not bitching, I'm correcting.
He/she/it needs to know the difference between "taught" and "thought"; they're two different words.

MrJoeSoap

Be understanding, be compassionate.

spacecoyote

me fail english, thats unpossible

MrJoeSoap

MrJoeSoap wrote:

Be understanding, be compassionate.

One can correct with compassion ;P

bongo85

Bill Hicks quote:

If it's a choice between eternal hell and good tunes and eternal heaven and new kids on the ****ing block … I'm gonna be surfing on the lake of fire, rocking out … high five at Satan every time I pass the mother****ing shore.

spacecoyote

bluewolf wrote:

One can correct with compassion ;P

but you didn't

you cut me, you cut me deep

bluto63

Haha, I love seeing something like this getting shot down. Now for my two cents:

xfrodobagginsx wrote:

ARE YOU 100% SURE THAT IF YOU DIED TODAY THAT YOU WOULD GO TO HEAVEN?

No and I never can be

xfrodobagginsx wrote:

This all began with the story of Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. God created them perfect, there was no death or sorrow. God told them not to eat of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. They disobeyed God and as a result, sin entered into the world. The pain which this world sees is the result of sin.

You don't really believe that, do you?

xfrodobagginsx wrote:

Just as the president can pardon a crime so you won't go to jail, Jesus will pardon your sins so that you do not go to hell, and will go to heaven when you die.

Well then on my deathbed I'll repent for my sins. Until then it's time to go listen to some AC DC and rock out!

xfrodobagginsx wrote:

Will you do that today? If you will, you can be 100% sure that you will go to heaven when you die.

No I can't be

xfrodobagginsx wrote:

DO YOU BELIEVE THAT JESUS CHRIST DIED ON THE CROSS AND ROSE FROM THE DEAD FOR YOUR SINS? DO YOU ACCEPT WHAT HE DID FOR YOU TO PAY FOR YOUR SINS?

No

xfrodobagginsx wrote:

Now that you are on your way to heaven, you should attend a bible believing church and follow in baptism.

I thought I didn't have to as long as I was sorry for my sins?

MrJoeSoap

If the OP hasn't completely disappeared, I would like to hear his or her opinion on dinosaurs.

spacecoyote

MrJoeSoap wrote:

If the OP hasn't completely disappeared, I would like to hear his or her opinion on dinosaurs.

well if cartoons have taught (this ok blue ) me anything else its that god created dinosaurs to serve as primitive tools & household utensils, as well as irritating pets!

bluto63

Dinosaurs were around during Jesus' time:

Bill Hicks wrote:

And lo, Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus … with a splinter in his paw. And O, the disciples did run a-shrieking: 'What a big ****ing lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid, and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw, and the big lizard became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O, so many years, inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat ****ing families and their fat dollar bills. And O, Scotland did praise the Lord: 'Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord.'

chamlis

"God" didn't write the bible. Men did. It is not "the word of God".
ffs fundamentalist!

connundrum

DaveMcG wrote:

By THRUSTING in Jesus Christ. Make sure you use lots of lube.

I feel kinda hellish reading that. In fact, my eyes are rather burning now. Damn you DaveMcG, Damn you

Sparky

You have to thread a cammel through the eye of a needle first.

amp

xfrodobagginsx wrote:

ARE YOU 100% SURE THAT IF YOU DIED TODAY THAT YOU WOULD GO TO HEAVEN?

I am 100% sure that when I die I will not go anywhere. Unless I was a zombie. But that would not be I that would be the zombie amp and not me.

IF YOU ARE WILLING TO RECEIVE JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR, PLEASE PRAY THIS FROM YOUR HEART TO GOD,

I seek no Lord and I don't need saving.

"Dear LORD JESUS, I believe that YOU died on the Cross and Rose from the dead for my sins.

He died on a cross AND a rose? Oh you mean Rose from the Dead. So Rose is a zombie? WHAT WAS JESUS DOING ON A FEMALE ZOMBIE?

I ask you to come into my heart and forgive me for my sins, take me to heaven when I die. I now receive You as my Lord and Savior. Thank You for saving me. In Jesus holy name, Amen."

Jesus, although you were undoubtedly a great man and a forward thinking kinda guy I would recommend that YOU STAY THE **** AWAY FROM MY GODDAMNED HEART! It's a delicate organ which I need to pump blood around my as yet unzombified body.

If you prayed that prayer from your heart to God, and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go to heaven when you die.

My heart does very little praying. Here's an average day for my heart:

PumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpblood
PALALPATATION!!PumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpblood
PumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpblood
PumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpblood
PumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpblood
PumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpblood
ETC.

1. REALIZE THAT YOU ARE A SINNER AND IN NEED OF A SAVIOR:

Ro 3:23 "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;"

This was written in the past and is written in the past tense. This does not mean I am a sinner. It means all people up to the time it was written have sinned. Therefore I do not require saving.

Ro 3:10 "As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:"

Not even Jesus?

This all began with the story of Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. God created them perfect, there was no death or sorrow. God told them not to eat of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. They disobeyed God and as a result, sin entered into the world. The pain which this world sees is the result of sin.

I have a theory about the Adam and Eve myth. It's based on the fact that we evolved from animals that did not have the sentience we have today. Sin entered the world because we developed certain emotions that distinguish ourselves from most other animals. How many of us have envied the life of a dog or a cat, who generally live lives without responsibilty or worry?

2. BECAUSE OF OUR SINS, WE DIE BOTH SPIRITUALLY AND PHYSICALLY, BUT GOD SENT HIS SON TO TAKE OUR PUNISHMENT AND GIVE US A CHANCE NOT TO HAVE TO GO TO HELL.

Do you think God would send his Son to clean our toilet?

Ro 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

Ro 5:8 "But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us."

Like I said, He was one of the good guys.

Every person who has ever lived is a sinner and is not righteous because we do bad things. A sin is a crime against God, just as if you steal something at the store, it is punishable by going to jail. It's the same thing with sin. Even if we lie one time, the punishment is hell, which is a prison for those who commit crimes against God.

We do bad things because we are human. We should answer to our own morality for it and not the threat of the idea of a fictional place called hell.

No matter how well you live your life from then on, you have already committed a sin which will be punished if you are not pardoned. If you commit a crime, and then live as a good citizen you still will go to jail for the crime you committed. Right? Just as the president can pardon a crime so you won't go to jail, Jesus will pardon your sins so that you do not go to hell, and will go to heaven when you die.

Excellent. I will find you and kill you. Then I will eat your still warm corpse as I swing your eye balls around my head. Afterwards I will go to heaven and Jesus will hand me my GET INTO HEAVEN FREE card and all will be well.

And I don't think MacAleese has the same powers as other presidents.

3. IF WE WILL ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS OUR LORD WITH OUR MOUTH AND BELIEVE IN OUR HEART THAT HE ROSE FROM THE DEAD, BY DOING THIS WE ARE RECEIVING HIM:

JESUS CHRIST THIS IS AMP ARE YOU RECEIVING ME!? OVER!

I note that receiving the Lord requires a lot of organs apart from the brain.

Ro 10:9,10 "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation."

I shall now confess with my elbow:

5y6tr78y67u8iujhu ytghesdhjn;./'?

Joh 1:12 But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name: {power: or, the right, or, privilege}
(KJV)

Ah so if I receive the Christ with my mouth I can gain his powers and also become a son of god. Also ladies, receiving christ will turn you into a man so you can finally have your own SON OF GOD PENIS you've all envied so much.

You cannot get to heaven by being a good person, going to church, baptism or any other way other than by turning to Jesus and asking Him to forgive you for your sins and save you. While these are good things to do, some people believe that they will get to heaven if they do these things, but the bible says that there is only one way to heaven and that is through receiving what Jesus Christ did on the cross for you.

So I can be a bad person my entire life. Sin like crazy and then receive the sacrafice made by the Christ and everythings cool.

Will you do that today? If you will, you can be 100% sure that you will go to heaven when you die.

How can you be 100% sure of that?

DO YOU BELIEVE THAT JESUS CHRIST DIED ON THE CROSS AND ROSE FROM THE DEAD FOR YOUR SINS? DO YOU ACCEPT WHAT HE DID FOR YOU TO PAY FOR YOUR SINS?

I believe he did die, possibly on a cross possibly not. I don't believe he rose from the dead and if he did certainly not for my sins. Hell I wasn't even born yet to commit any. I accept that he returned in that his message continued to be spread but became warped over time by those that used the Bible as a political tool.

4. IF YOU ARE WILLING TO RECEIVE JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR, PLEASE PRAY THIS FROM YOUR HEART TO GOD.

IF NOT PLEASE GO STRAIGHT TO HELL. DO NOT COLLECT $200

"Dear LORD JESUS, I believe that YOU died on the Cross and Rose from the dead for my sins. I ask you to come into my heart and forgive me for my sins, take me to heaven when I die. I now receive You as my Lord and Savior. Thank You for saving me. In Jesus holy name, Amen."

I have an alternative prayer:

Dear Jesus, I believe you died. Sorry about that, hope it wasn't too painful. Thanks for trying to spread the idea that people should be nice to each other and that killing is wrong. Your message was so strong it's still with us 2000 years later. That reminds me, where are you? Aren't you late for the second coming?

Amen

If you prayed that prayer from your heart to God, and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go to heaven when you die.

Child of God eh? Lamb of God eh? Easily manipulated followers of a religious doctrine eh?

Now that you are on your way to heaven, you should attend a bible believing church and follow in baptism.

I'm not going to heaven. I'm not going to hell. When I die, the amazingly complex network of neurons that make up my brain will cease to function. I will no longer be alive in this or any other dimension. I will feel nothing. I will see nothing. I will be dead.

I do not fear this so I do not require saving. What makes me live a good life is not generated out of fear. I do not help people in order to gain entry to a fictional fairywonderland. I do it because it makes me feel good. It furthers the human race in a fractional way.

And while I may be dead, I know that I have already made sure that parts of me, the things I have written, the pictures I've drawn, will carry on long after I am dead.

Think for yourself. Think for those you care about. Don't be a sheep.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Wow... Amp, you sure spent a while typing all that out...

But seriously I have a FAILSAFE way to get in to heaven...
Im gonna dig my way there.... Who's with me? Grab a shovel!

amp

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

Wow... Amp, you sure spent a while typing all that out...

I prayed to the Lord to give me the ability to touch type at amazing speeds. He ignored me so I spent years developing this skill.

But seriously I have a FAILSAFE way to get in to heaven...
Im gonna dig my way there.... Who's with me? Grab a shovel!

CHINA HERE WE COME!

chamlis

My mate Brendan's nearly finished knocking up that spaceship. Ye're welcome to come along.....

MagnumForce

xfrodobagginsx wrote:

DO YOU BELIEVE THAT JESUS CHRIST DIED ON THE CROSS AND ROSE FROM THE DEAD FOR YOUR SINS? DO YOU ACCEPT WHAT HE DID FOR YOU TO PAY FOR YOUR SINS?

This Easter....

Jesus is back.....

And he's wants your soul!

Mary(Rolls back the stone): Oh...My..God!

Peter: What is it Mary?

Mary: He's...he's...gone...

Peter: What?!?....Mary!! Look out behind you!!!!

Mary(As Zombie Jesus bites into her skull and sucks out her brains):AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

popebenny16

Dont forget James T. Kirk KILLED GOD in Star Trek V:

Thank God I'm an athiest.

Dave!

connundrum wrote:

I feel kinda hellish reading that. In fact, my eyes are rather burning now. Damn you DaveMcG, Damn you

It's too late buddy, you're goin to hell with me! Take my hand... go on... take it... It's okay... it's nice down here . . . . . .




































Toasty. :cool:

Jules

amp wrote:

I am 100% sure that when I die I will not go anywhere. Unless I was a zombie. But that would not be I that would be the zombie amp and not me.



I seek no Lord and I don't need saving.



He died on a cross AND a rose? Oh you mean Rose from the Dead. So Rose is a zombie? WHAT WAS JESUS DOING ON A FEMALE ZOMBIE?



Jesus, although you were undoubtedly a great man and a forward thinking kinda guy I would recommend that YOU STAY THE **** AWAY FROM MY GODDAMNED HEART! It's a delicate organ which I need to pump blood around my as yet unzombified body.



My heart does very little praying. Here's an average day for my heart:

PumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpblood
PALALPATATION!!PumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpblood
PumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpblood
PumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpblood
PumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpblood
PumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpbloodPumpblood
ETC.



This was written in the past and is written in the past tense. This does not mean I am a sinner. It means all people up to the time it was written have sinned. Therefore I do not require saving.



Not even Jesus?



I have a theory about the Adam and Eve myth. It's based on the fact that we evolved from animals that did not have the sentience we have today. Sin entered the world because we developed certain emotions that distinguish ourselves from most other animals. How many of us have envied the life of a dog or a cat, who generally live lives without responsibilty or worry?



Do you think God would send his Son to clean our toilet?



Like I said, He was one of the good guys.



We do bad things because we are human. We should answer to our own morality for it and not the threat of the idea of a fictional place called hell.



Excellent. I will find you and kill you. Then I will eat your still warm corpse as I swing your eye balls around my head. Afterwards I will go to heaven and Jesus will hand me my GET INTO HEAVEN FREE card and all will be well.

And I don't think MacAleese has the same powers as other presidents.



JESUS CHRIST THIS IS AMP ARE YOU RECEIVING ME!? OVER!

I note that receiving the Lord requires a lot of organs apart from the brain.



I shall now confess with my elbow:

5y6tr78y67u8iujhu ytghesdhjn;./'?




Ah so if I receive the Christ with my mouth I can gain his powers and also become a son of god. Also ladies, receiving christ will turn you into a man so you can finally have your own SON OF GOD PENIS you've all envied so much.



So I can be a bad person my entire life. Sin like crazy and then receive the sacrafice made by the Christ and everythings cool.



How can you be 100% sure of that?



I believe he did die, possibly on a cross possibly not. I don't believe he rose from the dead and if he did certainly not for my sins. Hell I wasn't even born yet to commit any. I accept that he returned in that his message continued to be spread but became warped over time by those that used the Bible as a political tool.



IF NOT PLEASE GO STRAIGHT TO HELL. DO NOT COLLECT $200



I have an alternative prayer:

Dear Jesus, I believe you died. Sorry about that, hope it wasn't too painful. Thanks for trying to spread the idea that people should be nice to each other and that killing is wrong. Your message was so strong it's still with us 2000 years later. That reminds me, where are you? Aren't you late for the second coming?

Amen



Child of God eh? Lamb of God eh? Easily manipulated followers of a religious doctrine eh?



I'm not going to heaven. I'm not going to hell. When I die, the amazingly complex network of neurons that make up my brain will cease to function. I will no longer be alive in this or any other dimension. I will feel nothing. I will see nothing. I will be dead.

I do not fear this so I do not require saving. What makes me live a good life is not generated out of fear. I do not help people in order to gain entry to a fictional fairywonderland. I do it because it makes me feel good. It furthers the human race in a fractional way.

And while I may be dead, I know that I have already made sure that parts of me, the things I have written, the pictures I've drawn, will carry on long after I am dead.

Think for yourself. Think for those you care about. Don't be a sheep.

sorry for quoting all that again, but just had to say wow, im work at the mo, YES ITS QUIET!!!, and Amp this is ONE of the MANY MANY reason we love you!!!!!! best post in Tcn in a while!

Sparky

ET phone home.

smash

just wait till you get to the gates, kick St. Peter in the nuts and run in......

Doomspell

where did the op go?
I'm with amp on this one. When you die, your dead, nothing happens to you or around you according to you. You feel, nothing. But when I die I'll be sure to tell come back and tell you all what it's like...ok!?

sonic juice

Nothing exists as it is now when we die,I'd like to think that we are all given work permits to contemplate calculators at Mount Everest

Sparky

This thread "Pornolised"

http://pornolize.com/pornolize4?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.boards.ie%2Fvbulletin%2Fshowthread.php%3Ft%3D2055004538&submit=Translate

chamlis

ROFLing all over the place!

Sonic juice's post made more sense than normal.

tSubh Dearg

well I know you can't get to heaven on a bottle of gin cause the Lord won't let no spirits in.

ALSO:

You'll never get to heaven on a bottle of whiskey as the Lord don't like his angels frisky

AND

it would be a mistake to think you can get into heaven on a rollerskate as you'll just roll right past, those pearly gates.

MESSAGE ENDS

Matt Holck

Roger Miller wrote:

Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

All ya gotta do is put your mind to it
Knuckle down, buckle down, do it, do it, do it

http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/miller-roger/you-cant-roller-skate-in-a-buffalo-herd-1163.html

Hail 2 Da Chimp

amp wrote:

CHINA HERE WE COME!

No, dig up amp DIG UP!!!!

boneless

I was in heaven last night....

MrJoeSoap

boneless wrote:

I was in heaven last night....

Its a beast on Sundays, €3 a drink.

Sarky

Jesus was a black man.