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Sparky · 13-10-2006 08:08AM #1

Bad boys, bad boys....what ya gonna do, what ya gonna do when they come for you?

Star Lord · 13-10-2006 08:10AM

Not gonna barricade myself in, they shoot ye if ye do that...

layke · 13-10-2006 08:14AM

When you were eight and you had bad traits
You go to school and learn the golden rule
So why are you acting like a bloody fool
If you get hot you must get cool

BAAAD BOYS, BAAAD BOYS.

chamlis · 13-10-2006 08:16AM

What would you do?
What would you do if I stepped on you?

Jack B. Badd · 13-10-2006 08:28AM

Hide under the bed!

NeiloMac · 13-10-2006 08:30AM

Nobody naw give you no break
Police naw give you no break
Soldier naw give you no break
Not even you 'idren naw give you no break
Hey hey

sonic juice · 13-10-2006 12:42PM

hide under pink and blue seaweed!

Sparky · 13-10-2006 06:25PM

Bad dude, bad dude
what ya gonna do
what ya gonna do when you go for a poo?

amp · 13-10-2006 07:24PM

I will gather you all in a ranch and have a stand off with the police. Then we will all drink "the heavenly fluid" and a spaceship will take us to Mars.

Sparky · 14-10-2006 02:58AM

Whoa, we're venturing into David Bowie territory here now.

....Ground control to major tom.

Ruu_Old · 14-10-2006 03:06AM

Can you hear me major tom?

Shiminay · 14-10-2006 03:11AM

He's finished for the evening, I'm on the night shift, so yes, I can hear you.

Ruu_Old · 14-10-2006 03:20AM

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk, Kharn.

Shiminay · 14-10-2006 04:27AM

Whether youre a brother or whether youre a mother, you're stayin alive when I'm filling in for Major Tom.

Feel the city breakin and everybody shakin, you're still stayin alive.

Anyway, enough of this jive talking, there're police to be sung about...

Matt Holck · 14-10-2006 05:06AM

but I swear it was in self deffense

Thrill · 14-10-2006 12:45PM

but i swear, i slipped, reached out to stop myself from falling and grabbed his wallet by mistake.

Sofaspud · 14-10-2006 02:19PM

Stop, drop and roll.

Lust4Life · 14-10-2006 05:38PM

I shot the Sheriff. But I did not shoot the Deputy.

Star Lord · 14-10-2006 05:54PM

Assume the position...

Lust4Life · 14-10-2006 06:11PM

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and may be held against you... did I hear you say boobies?

Star Lord · 14-10-2006 06:16PM

BoObIeS O.O

Jack B. Badd · 14-10-2006 06:27PM

DamoElDiablo wrote:

BoObIeS O.O

Hello, girls!

Lust4Life · 14-10-2006 06:31PM

Mine are Paris and Nikki

Jack B. Badd · 14-10-2006 06:42PM

Mine are The Filthy Assistants, Channon and Yelena

/me <3s Transmet

Pigman II · 14-10-2006 07:09PM

I'll stop beating my wife, put some pants on and go for a kip under my mobile home with my pet dog.

Jack B. Badd · 14-10-2006 07:16PM

Spud-eating wife-beater?

Star Lord · 14-10-2006 07:23PM

Put your hands on the bonnett and spread 'em!

Jack B. Badd · 14-10-2006 07:32PM

Done!

Star Lord · 14-10-2006 07:43PM

//frisks... throughly...

//wipes away sweat

//frisks some more

Jack B. Badd · 14-10-2006 08:03PM

Find anything?

Star Lord · 14-10-2006 08:18PM

No, you'll need to come with me for a body cavity probe... I mean search...

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