Cops

Sparky

Bad boys, bad boys....what ya gonna do, what ya gonna do when they come for you?

Star Lord

Not gonna barricade myself in, they shoot ye if ye do that...

layke

When you were eight and you had bad traits
You go to school and learn the golden rule
So why are you acting like a bloody fool
If you get hot you must get cool

BAAAD BOYS, BAAAD BOYS.

chamlis

What would you do?
What would you do if I stepped on you?

Jack B. Badd

Hide under the bed!

NeiloMac

Nobody naw give you no break
Police naw give you no break
Soldier naw give you no break
Not even you 'idren naw give you no break
Hey hey

sonic juice

hide under pink and blue seaweed!

Sparky

Bad dude, bad dude
what ya gonna do
what ya gonna do when you go for a poo?

amp

I will gather you all in a ranch and have a stand off with the police. Then we will all drink "the heavenly fluid" and a spaceship will take us to Mars.

Sparky

Whoa, we're venturing into David Bowie territory here now.


....Ground control to major tom.

Ruu_Old

Can you hear me major tom?

Shiminay

He's finished for the evening, I'm on the night shift, so yes, I can hear you.

Ruu_Old

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk, Kharn.

Shiminay

Whether youre a brother or whether youre a mother, you're stayin alive when I'm filling in for Major Tom.

Feel the city breakin and everybody shakin, you're still stayin alive.

Anyway, enough of this jive talking, there're police to be sung about...

Matt Holck

but I swear it was in self deffense

Thrill

but i swear, i slipped, reached out to stop myself from falling and grabbed his wallet by mistake.

Sofaspud

Stop, drop and roll.

Lust4Life

I shot the Sheriff. But I did not shoot the Deputy.

Star Lord

Assume the position...

Lust4Life

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and may be held against you... did I hear you say boobies?

Star Lord

BoObIeS O.O

Jack B. Badd

DamoElDiablo wrote:

BoObIeS O.O

Hello, girls!

Lust4Life

Mine are Paris and Nikki

Jack B. Badd

Mine are The Filthy Assistants, Channon and Yelena
/me <3s Transmet

Pigman II

I'll stop beating my wife, put some pants on and go for a kip under my mobile home with my pet dog.

Jack B. Badd

Spud-eating wife-beater?

Star Lord

Put your hands on the bonnett and spread 'em!

Jack B. Badd

Done!

Star Lord

//frisks... throughly...

//wipes away sweat

//frisks some more

Jack B. Badd

Find anything?

Star Lord

No, you'll need to come with me for a body cavity probe... I mean search...

Sofaspud

Jack B. Badd wrote:

Spud-eating wife-beater?

Indeed, Waddup, my spud-eating wife-beater?

Jack B. Badd

I looooove the phrase!

chamlis

*Is drinking some wife-beater right now*
mmm, Stella......

Sparky

Did someone say BOOBIES? (8008135)

Jack B. Badd

I saw 2 nipples tonight And neither of them were mine!

Star Lord

Where can I see the alleged nipples? (for evidence you understand)

chamlis

Don't it's a trick!

Doomspell

Sparky-s wrote:

8008135

haha! I do that all the time on my calculator...it never gets old!

Sofaspud

Doomspell wrote:

haha! I do that all the time on my calculator...it never gets old!

You know, when you're right, you're right. And you? you're always right!

Jack B. Badd

Except when she's left...

Sparky

Or down......hmmmmmmm

Ruu_Old

hey, hey I saved the world today.

Jack B. Badd

Nope, you only saved Sligo!

boneless

Okay folks... move along now, nothing to see here... go back to your homes...

amp

I faught the law, and the law one. So I changed the law. True story.

Shiminay

It is you know, I was there when he did it. I took the picture that appeared in the paper. It was a lovely picture.

homah_7ft

Am I the one of the bad boys being questioned or are the people coming for me bad boys?

Sparky

dun nuh nunh nuh nuh nuh nuhhhhh......PHUCK them.... and their law.