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Star Lord · 13-10-2006 07:02PM

Maaaaaaaaybe...

Does the cuddly Zippy that sits above my bed really know what I'm thinking?

takola · 13-10-2006 07:06PM

Yes he tells me everything!!!!

Is it true? :eek:

Star Lord · 13-10-2006 07:10PM

Um....

Is what true?

takola · 13-10-2006 07:13PM

Wait I have to think of something!!

Is it a full moon??

Star Lord · 13-10-2006 07:19PM

No, the full moon was recently though

Are you a werewolf?

boneless · 13-10-2006 08:32PM

I think so, there's lots of hair on me bum.

Is it right that we treat werewolves the way we do?

Star Lord · 13-10-2006 09:25PM

I treat them nicely I dunno about you. I give them a flock of cheeky young hoors (the kind that spit at people and throw stones at busses... those ones) and leave them tethered in the garden of a full moon and lean out the upstairs window blowing a dog whistle...

Am I a bad person?

takola · 13-10-2006 09:30PM

Maybe

Why do you do that?

boneless · 13-10-2006 09:32PM

Because the wee baskets deserve it...

Has anyone here seen my slippers?

takola · 13-10-2006 09:35PM

Actually I'm wearing them bones.. Sorry

Do you want them back?

boneless · 13-10-2006 09:45PM

Only if your feet are really smelly... fetish of mine

Should I stay on boards or do my course work due in in Monday?

takola · 13-10-2006 09:47PM

My feet don't smell!!! :eek:

Do you have time to do the course work at the weekend?

boneless · 13-10-2006 09:51PM

It has to be done I'm afraid... deadline non-negotiable.

But I like whiffy foots...

Will there be deadlines in hell too?

takola · 13-10-2006 09:56PM

Yep. Hell is full of them!

Do you think there'll be boybands in hell?

boneless · 13-10-2006 09:59PM

Jaysus yeah... wall to wall westlife and that...

Will I go to heaven if I act real nice???

*couldn't stand boybands.... shudder...*

takola · 13-10-2006 10:01PM

I think we both need to start acting nice bones cos I couldn't handle that!!! :eek:

Can you kill people in hell? Now there's an idea!

boneless · 13-10-2006 10:12PM

I think they are already dead but I'll ask for you. I'm old and sure to get there before you so I'll send a message back to you about the rules!!

Will you help me to measure something?

takola · 13-10-2006 10:14PM

Ok

What are we measuring?

boneless · 13-10-2006 10:15PM

A wall. Hold this tape up please.

Is that straight enough?

takola · 13-10-2006 10:17PM

No it's a little crooked here..

Can you please get your hand off my ass??

Star Lord · 13-10-2006 10:22PM

Sorry, didnt think you noticed...

Did you mind?

takola · 13-10-2006 10:23PM

Yes of course I mind!!! :eek:

What you been up to?

Star Lord · 13-10-2006 10:26PM

Just man-whoring around the interweb!

You?

takola · 13-10-2006 10:28PM

Watching american dreamz

Have you ever seen a more ****e movie? :eek:

boneless · 13-10-2006 10:30PM

Love Story... utter sh1te...

Why did my tinterweb connection die?

Star Lord · 13-10-2006 10:32PM

Because it thought you didnt love it.

Why dont you carress it and tell it you luvvs it no more?

boneless · 13-10-2006 10:35PM

I hope you're talkin' about the intra webb....:p

Can monkeys tell if you are in love with them?

Star Lord · 13-10-2006 10:45PM

Theres one way of knowing.

do they run up your shoulder and hump your ear?

takola · 13-10-2006 10:46PM

Maybe! I'll ask hail

Do you think I should get off the floor now?

boneless · 13-10-2006 10:48PM

No. Me dog does that but I know he knows I love him. The monkeys are a new departure for me.

Will I send them flowers and sweets?

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