Q & A Thread

Star Lord

You should jump up and down and throw poo at them. Its monkey for I love you.

Do the monkeys throw poo at you?

boneless

All the time but I pay them to do that... little minxes...:p


Can you smell my new aftershave?

Star Lord

Aftershave? I thought that was just the monkey poo!!!

Can you smell the fear?

boneless

No, that's not fear... fear smells like real poo, or did the last time I crashed me motorbike...


Will I ever find real love with a simian?

Hackman

Maybe if you stop acting the human... (bad pun... I know).


Is it usually this quiet on a Friday night?

Star Lord

I think so.

What do you think?

sonic juice

Its saturday

What will I eat now?

Star Lord

Boiled Cornflakes.

Were they tasty?

takola

They don't sound it!

How's work?

Hackman

I'm a student... lazy one.

What's work?

takola

This thing some people do.. Pointless really!!

What are you up to?

Hackman

I'm here on Boards because I am trying to avoid studying.

And you?

takola

I'm here cos I don't want to go out yet!!

Think I can hide all day?

Hackman

Put a blanket over your head. If you cannot see the world the world can't see you. It works against monsters in the dark too.


Do monsters give you a bad time too?

takola

No, I checked my house for monsters and we have none.

Do they bother you?

Hackman

All the time. They live in the park and enter my house through the gaps in the roof tiles. They can make themselves real small and they eat all the food in the fridge but my Mother thinks that I do that... but I would never do such a thing, no!!

Should I get professional help?

takola

No, Just kill them!

How will you kill them?

Star Lord

By feeding them boiled cornflakes!!!

Did you know monsters poo on food and we call it blue-mould?

Hackman

I was really talking about a shrink

Mould is fairy dust...


Why is that man scaring me?

takola

What man?

Star Lord

Me.

Was that meant to be both answer and question?

takola

Yeah wasn't it obvious?

Star Lord

No.

Is it so hard to seperate them?

takola

No but it's easier not too!

Happy now?

Star Lord

Yes!

Nice day innit?

takola

I don't know I'm in hiding!

Heading out tonight?

Star Lord

Nope. Resting then driving home tomorrow.

Why doesn't my post count increase? :eek:

takola

tCN doesn't get a post count! If it did I'd be up by thousands!!!

Disappointed?

Star Lord

Yeah slightly, as id say ive posted at least this many in a few days!!!

Can I have them back?

takola

What

Your posts?