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People Gawking at Your pruchases in the supermarket

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,619 ✭✭✭Fast_Mover


    ..but he'd have to walk to the shop anyway to get the bread, so why not get the soup then too, huh?! (that's presuming he wanted bread with his oxtail soup though) :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    I had to buy 250 (50 X 5 pairs) of socks in Penny's one time (long story). I got some funny looks. Even the security man followed me around the shop and up to the till. When the girl was scanning them, I could hear someone saying "Jayus, yer man is fond o the black socks". :)
    Ah but you see, ordinary shops sell what look like black socks, but if you look closely, you'll see that they're very, very, very, very, very, very, very dark blue.

    Actually a fun thing to do in the supermarket is to fill a trolley up with booze and then stick a pack of nappies on top. Then when you are told the total price at the till say "Ah, f*ck... I don't have enough... I'll have to put something back." and put back the nappies and then see all the dirty looks you get.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭jaggeh


    even better does anyone ever get the urge to walk away with someone elses trolley?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,834 ✭✭✭Sonnenblumen


    I look at people guess their lifestyle eating habits and then look in trolley for convicting evidence. Most don't care nor do I, but women seem a lot more uneasy than men about it.

    Passes the time, waiting for someone to apy for 1L of milk with a credit card, or some biddy counting out 99cent in ones and twos.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 791 ✭✭✭fightin irish


    DaveMcG wrote:
    Not really no... I do feel very conspicuous however, when I buy a big bail of toilet-roll! Like people are goin "Jeez louise, what did HE eat?! :eek:"

    :o


    ha ha brillant. Thats why i always manage to some how get my wife to get it. In the unlikely event of me having to buy the bog roll, it's always the little ones.

    And yes i love staring into other ppl's shopping. You can tell alot about the person.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    how does that joke go about the guy at the til, the girl serving says "you're single, aren't you?" he says "yeah,how did you know? because I am buying one of everything?" and she says why, it is killing me that I can't remember


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,619 ✭✭✭Fast_Mover


    because ur ugly..:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    LMAO! that was it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,619 ✭✭✭Fast_Mover


    Was shopping in Tesco there about two hours ago and found myself looking at peoples purchases, cant help it like..then all of a sudden this thread popped into my mind, couldn't help but laugh to myself:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,310 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    I look at other people's trollies, and if I saw something that looked nice, I'd ask was it. Me being 6 foot 6, wearing a trenchcoat, metal blaring from the headphones around my neck, the old biddies will give me an informed answer, rather than a "f**k off and mind your own business":D


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  • Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,744 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    This thread reminds me of Ed Byrne's gag about buying booze and nappies from a supermarket on his dvd. Very funny indeed!


  • Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,744 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    Actually a fun thing to do in the supermarket is to fill a trolley up with booze and then stick a pack of nappies on top. Then when you are told the total price at the till say "Ah, f*ck... I don't have enough... I'll have to put something back." and put back the nappies and then see all the dirty looks you get.
    Thats the one! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 331 ✭✭EWheelChair


    I was watching a girl at the till one day, she bought one of those dinners for one, one bag of popcorn, one shampoo, one shower gel and one tooth brush.. so i asked her if she was single and she said "Yea, how'd you know?" and i said

    "Cause you're minging"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,585 ✭✭✭HelterSkelter


    Yup, I do it. And when I see a fatty I just can't help thinking "No wonder you're so fat with a trolley full of cakes, crisps, soft drinks and crap microwave food"!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    Am intrigued by people who have more cat food than human food in their trollies. FFS woman (usually are) get a bit more food for yourself, I've never heard of a cat dying of starvation


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,939 ✭✭✭mikedragon32


    Jimoslimos wrote:
    Am intrigued by people who have more cat food than human food in their trollies. FFS woman (usually are) get a bit more food for yourself, I've never heard of a cat dying of starvation
    Maybe she's fattening the cats up?

    Even Pighead says that he likes eating cat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    If you were a guy and had packs and packs of contraceptives, then yes, it would be embarassing.

    I don't care who looks at my paltry foodstuffs to be honest.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,673 ✭✭✭Miss Fluff


    Even Pighead says that he likes eating cat.

    Bless ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 215 ✭✭fabcat


    I don't do a weekly shop, just get stuff from the shop beside my flats on a day to day basis after work, I have two cats so obviously so I buy their two tins of catfood every day too, now one of the assistants asks me how the cats are, EVERYTIME I go to the till, no matter what I'm buying, this has got slightly embarrassing so I've taken to walking away from the till and going to another assistant rather than him. :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    I've never had a problem with this but i did work on a check out once, there was one woman who used to come in weekly and but loads of tablets for constipation which i thought was pretty funny, untill some one told me she probably had an eating problem!

    Oh and couples buying condoms, heehe, they're gonna do it! :D


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 32,286 Mod ✭✭✭✭The_Conductor


    Superquinn have their bakery section just inside the main door. I have been known to get diverted there and ending up wandering off with someone elses trolley (on one occassion a woman with a 4 year old kid wailing that I'd stolen their shopping stopped me.....)

    I do love to look in other people's trolleys though- both in amusement that particular people are buying things that are either stereotypical or totally unstereotypical. Mothers with massive slabs of Billy Roll, Guys with cases of beer, Girls stocking up on mags, young couples buying cases of TV dinners......

    Its a sad reflection on modern life.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 441 ✭✭brown*eyed*girl


    I hate people who gawk in general. Yes we all glance or have a peep at other people in front of us etc but people who gawk are ignorant. What I really hate is people who gawk at you just because you're child is crying or whatever. You'd swear you were killing your child the way they'd stare. Best way to deal with gawkers is to gawk back. I've had to confront some people for gawking too much. Suppose that can be fun :eek:

    As for looking at other peoples shopping the thought never occured to me tbh as I'm either on my own and enjoying the relaxation of being able to shop child free or else I have a teenager asking for EVERYTHING in the shop and a four year old skidding up and down the aisles & my Mam who is obsessed with "specials" and takes an hour in each aisle! Suppose I'm a ideal candidate for the gawker.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,561 ✭✭✭✭road_high


    Miss Fluff wrote:
    I always look at what other people are buying.

    It's like a veritable collage of their personality comprising of foodstuffs. Not generalising or anything but morbidly obese people DO tend to have a trolley full of cakes and people in need of a good feed DO tend to have one solitary little carrot and some rice cakes in theirs.

    Tried this myself and it's very true- a kind of shall we say Green Party type person was in front of me the other day in S Valu and she was buying lots of organic stuff. So appearances and class do have a lot to do with what people buy. Guess I'm a hypocrite now, doing it myself and judging people!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭Nala


    I work at the checkouts in a supermarket and am getting quite good at guessing what people will buy before they load up the belt. I served one girl during the week, pasty as hell and really skinny, wearing a hemp jumper. She spent €40 on rice cakes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,599 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    Fast_Mover wrote:
    Was shopping in Tesco there about two hours ago and found myself looking at peoples purchases, cant help it like..then all of a sudden this thread popped into my mind, couldn't help but laugh to myself:D
    That was you, wasn't it? Cruelly laughing at the waist size on the pair of €4.50 jeans I was buying.

    Oh, cruel world.

    My other favourite sport is going into Lidl and checking out what the foreign construction workers (usually Polish/Lithuanian, they never go into Tesco for some reason) buy in the line of ingredients. It's fun to mentally reconstruct what exotic national dish they'll make tonight out of peppers, mayonnaise, tuna, eggs and a two cans of Dutch Gold.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    They never go to Tesco because they have all tyheir own, familiar goods in lidl and Aldi, and it's so much cheaper too.

    Yesterday I had some Polish fruit drink called Physio or something, I only got it because it was very cheap, it'd be nice if there wasn't so much carrot in it, it made the drink taste like dirt.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,915 ✭✭✭Siogfinsceal


    i usually have a look to see what ive forgotten and because i often see things in other peoples trolley that I didnt notice in the shop and think oh they look nice and go and get some myself!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 944 ✭✭✭NoDayBut2Day


    To be honest, I have either not noticed that people look at what I'm buying; either that, or I just don't particularly care. It's none of their concern anyway... haha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,027 ✭✭✭il gatto


    Sometimes, when I'm buying condoms, beer, crisps and smokes, I feel sort of paranoid that the person behind me has imagined up my entire lifestyle from that, and decided I'm a scumbag or a waster (they'd be half right:) ) . And then I realise they're just jealous:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 944 ✭✭✭NoDayBut2Day


    il gatto wrote:
    , I feel sort of paranoid that the person behind me has imagined up my entire lifestyle from that, :D

    i know people who do that, actually. it's kind of scary. makes me wonder what they think about me. but then again... it doesn't matter.. haha.


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