Favourite Movie Quotes

Lust4Life · 30-09-2006 12:54AM #1

In an effort to maintain the high standards we've become accustomed to here in the nest, it is time to bring out another fun thread idea for all of us to play with.
No spammers, please!

Just post your favourite quotes from your favourite movies.

For example:

Movie: High Fidelity
Barry (Jack Black) : We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five.

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The Bollox · 30-09-2006 01:11AM

mine:

Pulp Fiction

Jules: "...the..."

Ruu_Old · 30-09-2006 01:12AM

Film: Snatch

Avi' Denovitz: Eight-four carats.
Rosebud: Where?
Avi' Denovitz: London.
Rosebud: London?
Avi' Denovitz: London.
Jeweler: London?
Avi' Denovitz: Yes, London. You know, fish, chips, cup o' tea. Bad food, worse weather. Mary fu**in' Poppins. London!

Lust4Life · 30-09-2006 01:13AM

Silence of the Lambs

Buffalo Bill: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Matt Holck · 30-09-2006 02:39AM

E.T.
phooooone hooooome

DarthWraak · 30-09-2006 10:18AM

FILM: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!

tman · 30-09-2006 10:39AM

my sig, taken from the fantastic "Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter"

challengemaster · 30-09-2006 11:34AM

"I'll be back..."

boneless · 30-09-2006 02:19PM

Bogart in "The Big Sleep"...

'Yes I met [the daughter] she tried to sit on my knee but I was standing at the time...'

Doomspell · 30-09-2006 05:24PM

Ruu wrote:

Film: Snatch

Avi' Denovitz: Eight-four carats.
Rosebud: Where?
Avi' Denovitz: London.
Rosebud: London?
Avi' Denovitz: London.
Jeweler: London?
Avi' Denovitz: Yes, London. You know, fish, chips, cup o' tea. Bad food, worse weather. Mary fu**in' Poppins. London!

Ah snatch, now thats a good film!

Pirates of the Caribbean
Captain Jack Sparrow(Johnny Depp)

"savey"

Pigman II · 30-09-2006 05:29PM

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything's soft... and smooth..."
- Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars Attack of the Clones).

Sam Vimes · 30-09-2006 05:41PM

american beauty:

Carolyn Burnham: Uh, who's car is that out front?
Lester Burnham: Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule! (puts fist in the air)

pulp fiction:
this is a tasty burger
and the entire script

snakes on a plane:
i've had it with these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane

apolcalypse now:
i love the smell of napalm in the morning.

the official list:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3362603.stm

The Bollox · 30-09-2006 05:43PM

Donnie Darko:

Donnie: why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?

Frank: why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

Pigman II · 30-09-2006 05:51PM

"Tom Hanks: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Pvt.Ryan: I don't think I was.
Tom Hanks: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Pvt.Ryan: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Tom Hanks: No, it's too perilous.
Pvt.Ryan: Look, it's my duty as a US Marine to sample as much peril as I
can.
Tom Hanks: No, we've got to blow up the bridge and get you home to your
mother. Come on.
Pvt.Ryan: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Tom Hanks: No. It's unhealthy.
Pvt.Ryan: I bet you're gay.
Tom Hanks: No, I'm not. "

- extract from Saving Python Ryan and the Holy Grail.

Demetrius · 30-09-2006 10:39PM

All right, I'm standing on the street corner, and Mrs. Grey there comes up and propositions me. She says if I come home with her, for $5 she'll put on an exhibition with a Shetland pony... -Dirty Harry, The Enforcer:cool:

Matt Holck · 30-09-2006 11:12PM

"What a wonderfull smell you've discoverred"

Princess Laya

what happenned to strong female characters Lucas?

Lust4Life · 01-10-2006 12:05PM

Reservoir Dogs

Mr Pink (Steve Buscemi) : (In the restaurant) I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's ****ed up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government ****s in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bull**** I got two words for that: learn to ****in' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big ****in' surprise.

Matt Holck · 01-10-2006 05:30PM

"No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!"
- AURIC GOLDFINGER (Gert Frobe) in Goldfinger (1964)

"I'm your worst f---ing nightmare, man. I'm a ****** with a badge."
- REGGIE HAMMOND (Eddie Murphy) in 48 HRS. (1982)

http://www.filmsite.org/greatquotes.html

01-10-2006 06:35PM

"You're getting old Indy."

"It's not the age, babe, it's the mileage."

Indiana Jones and the Temple of doom.

Creamy Goodness · 01-10-2006 06:39PM

Gary from team america

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** assholes: assholes that just want to **** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can **** an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of **** that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in ****!

Lust4Life · 01-10-2006 06:43PM

Clerks

Silent Bob: There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But, they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.

Randal: 37!!!!!?????

johnny_ultimate · 01-10-2006 06:45PM

Vivian Jaffe: Have you ever transcended space and time?
Albert Markovski: Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about.

The genius that is I Heart Huckabees

David St Hubbins: I think that the problem *may* have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being *crushed* by a *dwarf*. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.
^^Spinal Tap

01-10-2006 06:46PM

From "The Lion in Winter"

Katherine Hepburn (playing the queen) and Peter O'Toole (playing the king) are screaming at the top of their voices at each other. She is trying to overthrow her husband, the king, and he catches her in her manipulations with their three sons. Finally in a white rage, O'Toole storms from the room and Hepburn leans against the wall and slides to a sitting position on the floor. Fully composed she turns to the camera, and in a calm voice says, "Every family has its problems."

Dylan_James · 01-10-2006 07:08PM

Cremo wrote:

Gary from team america

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** assholes: assholes that just want to **** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can **** an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of **** that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in ****!

lol deadly and best quote/speech here so far

Pigman II · 01-10-2006 07:09PM

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

"You're getting old Indy."

"It's not the age, babe, it's the mileage."

Indiana Jones and the Temple of doom.

That was from Raiders! Honestly!

01-10-2006 08:11PM

Pigman, you are probably right...I have not seen them in ages but remember some of the lines.

Oh, I thought of another from "Top Gun:"

"M-A-V-E-R-I-C-K? Take me to bed or lose me forever!"

challengemaster · 01-10-2006 08:15PM

*takes blue to bed*

Demetrius · 01-10-2006 08:30PM

"You gonna pull them pistols or you gonna whistle Dixie?"-Outlaw Josie Wales.

Bristles

02-10-2006 12:26AM

May West in an old film (can't remember the title):

"Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?"

Lust4Life · 03-10-2006 12:29AM

Forget Paris

[looking at Rodin's "The Thinker"]
Ellen: Rodin never said what he was thinking.
Mickey: You see, what I think he was thinking was, "Goddam Rodin. Three drinks and I'm nude."

Jules · 03-10-2006 07:24AM

Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I gurantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?

T.S.: Sure, why not?

Brodie: He's an alien, for christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him!

Mallrats.... gotta love kevin smith!

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