Favourite Movie Quotes

Lust4Life

In an effort to maintain the high standards we've become accustomed to here in the nest, it is time to bring out another fun thread idea for all of us to play with.
No spammers, please!


Just post your favourite quotes from your favourite movies.


For example:

Movie: High Fidelity
Barry (Jack Black) : We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five.



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The Bollox

mine:

Pulp Fiction

Jules: "...the..."

Ruu_Old

Film: Snatch

Avi' Denovitz: Eight-four carats.
Rosebud: Where?
Avi' Denovitz: London.
Rosebud: London?
Avi' Denovitz: London.
Jeweler: London?
Avi' Denovitz: Yes, London. You know, fish, chips, cup o' tea. Bad food, worse weather. Mary fu**in' Poppins. London!

Lust4Life

Silence of the Lambs

Buffalo Bill: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Matt Holck

E.T.
phooooone hooooome

DarthWraak

FILM: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!

tman

my sig, taken from the fantastic "Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter"

challengemaster

"I'll be back..."

boneless

Bogart in "The Big Sleep"...

'Yes I met [the daughter] she tried to sit on my knee but I was standing at the time...'

Doomspell

Ruu wrote:

Film: Snatch

Avi' Denovitz: Eight-four carats.
Rosebud: Where?
Avi' Denovitz: London.
Rosebud: London?
Avi' Denovitz: London.
Jeweler: London?
Avi' Denovitz: Yes, London. You know, fish, chips, cup o' tea. Bad food, worse weather. Mary fu**in' Poppins. London!

Ah snatch, now thats a good film!

Pirates of the Caribbean
Captain Jack Sparrow(Johnny Depp)

"savey"

Pigman II

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything's soft... and smooth..."
- Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars Attack of the Clones).

Sam Vimes

american beauty:

Carolyn Burnham: Uh, who's car is that out front?
Lester Burnham: Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule! (puts fist in the air)


pulp fiction:
this is a tasty burger
and the entire script

snakes on a plane:
i've had it with these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane

apolcalypse now:
i love the smell of napalm in the morning.

the official list:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3362603.stm

The Bollox

Donnie Darko:

Donnie: why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?

Frank: why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

Pigman II

"Tom Hanks: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Pvt.Ryan: I don't think I was.
Tom Hanks: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Pvt.Ryan: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Tom Hanks: No, it's too perilous.
Pvt.Ryan: Look, it's my duty as a US Marine to sample as much peril as I
can.
Tom Hanks: No, we've got to blow up the bridge and get you home to your
mother. Come on.
Pvt.Ryan: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Tom Hanks: No. It's unhealthy.
Pvt.Ryan: I bet you're gay.
Tom Hanks: No, I'm not. "

- extract from Saving Python Ryan and the Holy Grail.

Demetrius

All right, I'm standing on the street corner, and Mrs. Grey there comes up and propositions me. She says if I come home with her, for $5 she'll put on an exhibition with a Shetland pony... -Dirty Harry, The Enforcer:cool:

Matt Holck

"What a wonderfull smell you've discoverred"

Princess Laya

what happenned to strong female characters Lucas?

Lust4Life

Reservoir Dogs


Mr Pink (Steve Buscemi) : (In the restaurant) I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's ****ed up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government ****s in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bull**** I got two words for that: learn to ****in' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big ****in' surprise.

Matt Holck

"No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!"
- AURIC GOLDFINGER (Gert Frobe) in Goldfinger (1964)

"I'm your worst f---ing nightmare, man. I'm a ****** with a badge."
- REGGIE HAMMOND (Eddie Murphy) in 48 HRS. (1982)


http://www.filmsite.org/greatquotes.html

Black Swan

"You're getting old Indy."

"It's not the age, babe, it's the mileage."

Indiana Jones and the Temple of doom.

Creamy Goodness

Gary from team america

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** assholes: assholes that just want to **** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can **** an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of **** that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in ****!

Lust4Life

Clerks

Silent Bob: There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But, they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.


Randal: 37!!!!!?????

johnny_ultimate

Vivian Jaffe: Have you ever transcended space and time?
Albert Markovski: Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about.

The genius that is I Heart Huckabees

David St Hubbins: I think that the problem *may* have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being *crushed* by a *dwarf*. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.
^^Spinal Tap

Black Swan

From "The Lion in Winter"

Katherine Hepburn (playing the queen) and Peter O'Toole (playing the king) are screaming at the top of their voices at each other. She is trying to overthrow her husband, the king, and he catches her in her manipulations with their three sons. Finally in a white rage, O'Toole storms from the room and Hepburn leans against the wall and slides to a sitting position on the floor. Fully composed she turns to the camera, and in a calm voice says, "Every family has its problems."

Dylan_James

Cremo wrote:

Gary from team america

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** assholes: assholes that just want to **** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can **** an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of **** that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in ****!

lol deadly and best quote/speech here so far

Pigman II

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

"You're getting old Indy."

"It's not the age, babe, it's the mileage."

Indiana Jones and the Temple of doom.

That was from Raiders! Honestly!

Black Swan

Pigman, you are probably right...I have not seen them in ages but remember some of the lines.

Oh, I thought of another from "Top Gun:"

"M-A-V-E-R-I-C-K? Take me to bed or lose me forever!"

challengemaster

*takes blue to bed*

Demetrius

"You gonna pull them pistols or you gonna whistle Dixie?"-Outlaw Josie Wales.

Bristles

Black Swan

May West in an old film (can't remember the title):

"Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?"

Lust4Life

Forget Paris

[looking at Rodin's "The Thinker"]
Ellen: Rodin never said what he was thinking.
Mickey: You see, what I think he was thinking was, "Goddam Rodin. Three drinks and I'm nude."

Jules

Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I gurantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?

T.S.: Sure, why not?

Brodie: He's an alien, for christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him!

Mallrats.... gotta love kevin smith!

Lone Wolf

Lust4Life wrote:

Clerks

Silent Bob: There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But, they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.


Randal: 37!!!!!?????

To go with the kevin smith theme

Dante: My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!
Customer: In a row?
Dante: Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot!

smash

Anchor man:

"did you know that San Diego means whales vagina..."
"really, I'm almost positive it means Saint Diego"
"no no, I think you'll find it means whales vagina!"

spacecoyote

team america


Lisa: Promise me you'll never die.
Gary Johnston: You know I can't promise that.
Lisa: If you did that, I would make love to you right now.
Gary Johnston: I promise I'll never die.

damonjewel

Dr Strangelove

Mr President(Peter Sellers): "No fighting in the war room!"

jezza

Film: Legally Blonde.

"Don't tap those last season prada shoes at me hon"
Elle: "*Pout* They're not last seaso.... HE'S GAY!"

jezza

Film: 8 mile.
Freestyle battle 1:

This whole crowd looks suspicious
It's all dudes in
here
Except for these bitches
So I'm a German
ay?
That's ok, you look like a ****in worm with
braids....

These leaders of the Free World rookies
Lookie,
how can 6 dicks be pussies
Talkin bout ****'s creek,
bitch you can be a piss creek
Wit paddles this deep
Ya
still gonna sink
Your a disgrace

kittenkiller

AnchorMan: "Milk was a bad choice!"

Zoolander: "How are the children supposed to learn if they can't even fit inside the building!?!"

chamlis

"Pick up the gun..."

Doomspell

Zoolander : Maybe there's more to life than being really really ridiculously good-looking *pose*

AnchorMan: 'The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show... *kisses his biceps*'
"Son of a bee-sting"
"Where'd you get those clothes from, the toilet store"
"You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair. "

Heisenberg.

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Hail 2 Da Chimp

Anchorman:

Ron: "What....? you ate the whole wheel of cheese AND you pooped in the refridgerator???"
Baxter:"woof.... woof!"
Ron: "I'm not even angry im shocked!"

Baxter:"woof... woof woof."
Ron: "Come on now baxter, you know i dont speak spanish!"

Matt Holck

The 7th Voyage of Sinbad (1958)

[about to land on Collosa]
Sinbad: May Allah grant we find food and water.
Harufa: And may Allah grant we find nothing else.

---

Sokurah the Magician: Kill! Kill him!

---

Sokurah the Magician: From the land beyond beyond... from the world past hope and fear... I bid you, Genie, now appear.

---

Sinbad: For another such kiss, I'd invent a whole continent.



http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051337/quotes

Doomspell

Snatch

Brick Top: You're on thin ****ing ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, **** off.

sioda

Could pick any bits of dialogue from Sin City but love this one

Marv: I'll stare the bastard in the face as he screams to God, and I'll laugh harder when he whimpers like a baby. And when his eyes go dead, the hell I send him to will seem like heaven after what I've done to him.

Star Lord

Batman
Joker: You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?

Anchorman
Brian Fantana: Ron, where are you?
Ron Burgundy: I'm in a glass cage of emotion!!!

Champ Kind: The bottom line is you've been spending a lot of time with this lady, Ron. You're a member of the Channel Four News Team.
Ron Burgundy: That's a given.
Champ Kind: We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.
Brian Fantana: Take it easy, Champ. Why don't you stop talking for a while.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Anchorman

Brick Tamaland: You look like you bought your clothes in a toilet shop!

spacecoyote

No

Star Lord

Anchorman

Brick Tamlin: I ate a big red candle!

Also:

Brick Tamlin: I love lamp.

Scraggs

Yore my boy blue!!!

Matt Holck

Time Bandits
Fidgit: Oh, so that's what an invisible barrier looks like