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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    >A girl who goes to the toilet with a newspaper under her arm

    :eek:

    Has this EVER happened?!?!

    :eek:


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    I like nose peircings personally.
    Girls who are too skinny.
    I just wanna force-feed them cake.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 598 ✭✭✭arseagon


    Girls with BO. Sometimes all that perfume just aint enough :o


  • Posts: 7,542 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭Dr_Teeth


    >smoking
    >gum-chewing
    >orange skin :)
    >facial piercings
    >really big tattoos!

    emm that's it I think..


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,673 ✭✭✭Miss Fluff


    Guys who wax
    Guys who don't like playing/watching sports of any sort
    Guys who spend day in/day out smoking as much pot as possible, i.e. no drive


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    What in the hell is wrong with waxing???


  • Posts: 7,542 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭OliviaM


    >guys who fart in public
    >guys who sweat a lot
    >guys who asks for face powder
    >guys with smelly feet
    >guys with dundruff
    :mad: :mad: :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,174 ✭✭✭D


    Smoking,
    Too uptight,
    no sense of humour,
    having the personality of a stale cabbage,
    too much makeup,
    too much perfume,
    B.O.
    Wearing clothes that are too tight (overhang).


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Girls who don't wax ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭Donald-Duck


    Had drunken conversation about this last night and here are our conclusions: (from the boys side).


    >Girls who play rugby or camogie

    There was waaaay more but i cant think of them... i'll get back to ye.
    Whats wrong with camogie? I can see the rugby thing but not camogie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 699 ✭✭✭ball ox


    the kind of bird you take out for a pint and she orders a big hefty pint of Murphys.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Because of GAA legs syndrome.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 137 ✭✭SmoothyG


    Girls who snob off every guy who doesnt claim to be a millionaire, then whine about being single (this would be friends of my sister)

    and girls that think a guy is there to make thier life easier i.e. the ones who use thier boobs to get whatever they want, to be honest its the men that fall for it that are the cause


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 375 ✭✭im_invisible


    >Girls who wear celtic jerseys
    >nose piercings
    >smoking
    all ok by me, well i like the green and white striped tops you see sometimes, not a jersy, but if u were up the north, youd know what side they were on.
    nose piercings can be kinda sexy, so can smoking, (or maybe it was just the girl, anything seh did woulda been sexy...)

    >fat girls wearing thin girls clothes
    >dont know how to explain this one, i liked avril lavine a lot better before she dyed her hair/ started to get 'made up', liked christina ag. in the 'genie in a bottle' vid. not much since


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 441 ✭✭brown*eyed*girl


    Guys who spend longer than me to get ready

    Guys who deliberately try make you jealous & play mind games

    Lack of self hygeine - I like the rugged look and even the scruffy look but you can still be clean

    Guys who oogle every single girl/woman that pass by

    Arrogance - think Robbie Williams - something about him that turns my stomach and I've met a few who've had his air about them. Hard to explain but some guys have it and it just turns me right off.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 375 ✭✭im_invisible


    OliviaM wrote:
    >guys who fart in public
    >guys who sweat a lot
    >guys who asks for face powder
    >guys with smelly feet
    >guys with dundruff
    :mad: :mad: :mad:

    3 outta 5 aint bad ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 463 ✭✭greenkittie


    Miss Fluff wrote:
    Guys who wax
    Guys who don't like playing/watching sports of any sort

    :/ I find both of those things definate turn ons!
    Miss Fluff wrote:
    Guys who spend day in/day out smoking as much pot as possible, i.e. no drive

    Totally agree with this, could never go with a stoner, would bore me to tears.

    I hate...
    >Guys who have very short or shaved heads
    >Guys with big muscles
    >Guys with hairy chests
    >Guys with long hair
    >Guys with ear peircings
    >Guys with trousers that are too short or for them or just generally badly fitting clothes, I always date guys who dress better than I do!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,257 ✭✭✭Love2love


    Guys who scratch or touch their nether regions in Public. Seen 2 today, what is it with that? Are they checking to see if its fallen off or something? 1 had his hand down his trousers. Not good at all.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional East Moderators, Regional North West Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 13,322 Mod ✭✭✭✭miamee


    Love2love wrote:
    Guys who scratch or touch their nether regions in Public. Seen 2 today, what is it with that? Are they checking to see if its fallen off or something? 1 had his hand down his trousers. Not good at all.

    Ooh no don't like that either.

    Guys who spit or hock up in public :(
    Guys with little or no concept of basic hygiene
    Guys who don't brush their teeth
    Guys who smoke


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Theres nothing more unsexy than a girl who doesn't laugh at Pigheads jokes. Fake laughs turn me on.Mmmm

    Oh and girls who don't bother to fake the big O thus risking hurting my fragile feelings. They can fcuk off too.

    And finally if your names Jacinta you can keep on walking.
    Apart from that though, PIgheads easy.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    re the ball scratching:
    OK Sometimes, you get a shooting pain, maybe a hair pulled out down there or something, and regardless of where you are, human dick survival instinct kicks in and we have to grab. Other times, guys are assuming nobody is looking and just re-arranging down there. Because our genitalia is external, it gets itself into all sorts of crazy places and zany situations.
    Someone should really make a movie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Interesting thread.

    For me turn offs are:
    - Strong Dublin accents i.e "Ah jaysis howiye" Get away from me!
    - Excessive swearing. I absolutely hate it.
    - Drug use. I don't mind if a girl smokes a bit of pot from time to time but if they're doing pills,coke etc then I don't want to know them.
    - Tattoos. Some of the small ones can be cute but anything on their arms,chest,back etc. are a major turn off.
    - Spitting. Don't see it too often, but a girl spitting in public is disgusting. Same applies for guys I would imagine.
    - Wearing sports jerseys casually. If a girl has training,or its a match day then grand but wearing jerseys casually is wrong and a big turn off.
    - Overuse of fake tan. A little can look well once applied properly, but layers of it leading to the orange look (which rubs off on their/your clothing) isn't nice.
    - Wearing too-revealing clothing. A bit of skin is nice, if you've got it then flaunt it but boob-tubes,micro-skirts etc, even on a great bodied girl just scream "I want attention!!!" and thats something I don't like.
    - Too short hair. Girls with short hair are a major turn off for me.
    - Excess bítching. A bit of gossiping is fine by me, but if someone continually bítches about their friends or other people behind their back then I don't want to know them.
    - Hairy legs, armpits, upper lips, backs etc.
    - Bad breath.
    - Excessive and tacky jewellery. Simple is nice, but wearing a lot of jewellery or tacky crap is horrible.
    -Scumbag girls in general (though they'll fit into a lot of the above categories.)

    Thats all I can think of at the moment...
    Guys who wax
    Guys who don't like playing/watching sports of any sort
    Guys who spend day in/day out smoking as much pot as possible, i.e. no drive
    >guys who fart in public
    >guys who sweat a lot
    >guys who asks for face powder
    >guys with smelly feet
    >guys with dundruff
    Guys who spend longer than me to get ready

    Guys who deliberately try make you jealous & play mind games

    Lack of self hygeine - I like the rugged look and even the scruffy look but you can still be clean

    Guys who oogle every single girl/woman that pass by

    Arrogance - think Robbie Williams - something about him that turns my stomach and I've met a few who've had his air about them. Hard to explain but some guys have it and it just turns me right off.
    >Guys who have very short or shaved heads
    >Guys with big muscles
    >Guys with hairy chests
    >Guys with long hair
    >Guys with ear peircings
    >Guys with trousers that are too short or for them or just generally badly fitting clothes, I always date guys who dress better than I do!
    Guys who spit or hock up in public
    Guys with little or no concept of basic hygiene
    Guys who don't brush their teeth
    Guys who smoke

    1 out of 24 (I smoke) so far so I think I'm pretty safe :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭layke


    Love2love wrote:
    Guys who scratch or touch their nether regions in Public. Seen 2 today, what is it with that? Are they checking to see if its fallen off or something? 1 had his hand down his trousers. Not good at all.

    Do you know what it's like to have a hairy bollocks stuck to the side of your leg?

    It sure ain't comfy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,417 ✭✭✭Miguel_Sanchez


    OliviaM wrote:
    >guys who asks for face powder

    What? Does this happen?

    What the hell is face powder?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 197 ✭✭Endasaurus


    rb_ie wrote:
    Interesting thread.

    For me turn offs are:
    - Strong Dublin accents i.e "Ah jaysis howiye" Get away from me!
    - Excessive swearing. I absolutely hate it.
    - Drug use. I don't mind if a girl smokes a bit of pot from time to time but if they're doing pills,coke etc then I don't want to know them.
    - Tattoos. Some of the small ones can be cute but anything on their arms,chest,back etc. are a major turn off.
    - Spitting. Don't see it too often, but a girl spitting in public is disgusting. Same applies for guys I would imagine.
    - Overuse of fake tan. A little can look well once applied properly, but layers of it leading to the orange look (which rubs off on their/your clothing) isn't nice.
    - Too short hair. Girls with short hair are a major turn off for me.
    - Excess bítching. A bit of gossiping is fine by me, but if someone continually bítches about their friends or other people behind their back then I don't want to know them.


    Bravo, my sentiments exactly!!

    Also when a girl is very poor at keeping conversations interesting, a small level of wit and interest is needed to keep a conversation afloat. Talking about the mundane when out on a date or meeting someone for the first time can be very dreary.

    And when you text them and you need a translator for all the jumbled text speak that comes back! A small level of this is practical but I hate it when its hard to make out a word!

    Girls who seem to think they have that their sex have the monopoly on feelings and that guys should just be hulking GAA fanatics who love to get pissed, and nothing more.

    And gingers :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Weird noses. It's my "thing", I can't stand noses that are oddly proportioned.

    Skinny women - if your elbows are wider than your forearms (or your biceps :eek: ), and your tits looks like bee stings, you don't have enough fat on you. Same goes for that freaky "My shoulders look like big rounds balls on the top of my tiny bicep" thing. Ugh.

    Any woman in the usual scanger look - big dangly hoopy earrings, finglas facelift, "an' all an' anyways" accent, etc.

    Bad breath, or general bad odours...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 296 ✭✭BeansMeansHynes


    Ha ha funny but rank layke.

    I have to say guys in tracksuit bottoms turn me off altogether especially fat blokes with their big hairy belly hanging out over the top . Gimme a nice tight pair of jeans anyday.

    Blokes who continually spit and hack up bits of their lungs.


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