Craig drank ram sperm but wouldn't drink cooking oil (Iron Stomach)

Woof! · 20-09-2006 03:33PM #1

Craig, the skinny one, drank a glass of ram sperm but refused to drink cooking oil at today's IRON STOMACH contest in UCD. In my personal opinion i thought he had it won but no.... he dropped out when he was told he had to drink guiness + butttermilk + cooking oil mixed together.

Personally, ive seen Craig eat 23 1/2 bananas in one sitting aswell as a roll with EVERYTHING available in the grind sandwich bar in the student centre.

I just want to know WHY CRAIG WHY????

All comments welcome, who won in the end? i was too busy helping him getting sick

(P.S every banana contains 500 mg of potassium, the maximum amount doctors say u should eat is 8000mg which is sixteen bananas, also a potassium overdose can induce coma)

Red Alert · 20-09-2006 03:34PM

he won't be scoring anybody anytime soon,

hey missus, that dude's just drank ram sperm

Riamfada · 20-09-2006 03:35PM

How exaclty and who GOT the ram sperm?

Woof! · 20-09-2006 03:39PM

well he opened his mouth and downed it... also C&E acquired it..... i think they all "pitched in"

Red Alert · 20-09-2006 04:11PM

Better the C&E's 'goods' go into an iron stomach than reproduction - we've enough of them already

Sangre · 20-09-2006 04:14PM

surely the vet heads sorted them out.

Vorsprung · 20-09-2006 06:00PM

Red Alert wrote:

Better the C&E's 'goods' go into an iron stomach than reproduction - we've enough of them already

hullaballoo · 20-09-2006 06:05PM

Sangre wrote:

surely the vet heads sorted them out.

Rofl. Big time.

boneless · 20-09-2006 06:47PM

I wonder who ****** the rams.........

Riamfada · 20-09-2006 06:51PM

If it was the C&E girls ..... sign me up for a bit of extraction

ozt9vdujny3srf · 20-09-2006 07:19PM

Woof! wrote:

Craig, the skinny one, drank a glass of ram sperm but refused to drink cooking oil at today's IRON STOMACH contest in UCD. In my personal opinion i thought he had it won but no.... he dropped out when he was told he had to drink guiness + butttermilk + cooking oil mixed together.

Personally, ive seen Craig eat 23 1/2 bananas in one sitting aswell as a roll with EVERYTHING available in the grind sandwich bar in the student centre.

I just want to know WHY CRAIG WHY????

All comments welcome, who won in the end? i was too busy helping him getting sick

(P.S every banana contains 500 mg of potassium, the maximum amount doctors say u should eat is 8000mg which is sixteen bananas, also a potassium overdose can induce coma)

You shouldn't be posting on boards during your lectures. Tut Tut.

fish-head · 20-09-2006 07:31PM

I can't believe I missed it.. My mate Patrick (the immigrant looking one) came third. Mad bastid.

dajaffa · 20-09-2006 07:57PM

Mike Pat (Qsoc auditor/AnE officer) won. He won the Comm day one last year + came a "disappointing" third in the freshers week onel last year. I was too busy working the SU stand to go + watch. One girl did say that it was the best stand which made me slightly less pissed off about missing it.

panda100 · 20-09-2006 09:09PM

Grimes wrote:

How exaclty and who GOT the ram sperm?

I bet it wasnt even ram sperm.It was probably orange juice or something

Sangre · 20-09-2006 09:34PM

Grimes wrote:

If it was the C&E girls ..... sign me up for a bit of extraction

I wouldn't mind ramming some sperm in them wha wha.............too much?

fatal · 20-09-2006 10:14PM

I didnt understand that either.....as soon as he entered I thought that he had won in..
o I thought that they were a bit harsh on that big guy when they told him to drink half a gallon of vinegar if he wanted to win.....I was feeling so sick watching some of the stuff that they did

Bartronilic · 21-09-2006 12:17AM

He ate chalk in secondary school. The UCD Iron Stomach sounds far nastier. I came 3rd in the TCD without puking and was kicked off for being too slow, kinda easy although everything tasted and smelt like vomit. Can't wait for it actually! Iron Stomachs are a blast to take part in and i gather to watch too.

tintinr35 · 21-09-2006 12:26AM

Sangre wrote:

surely the vet heads sorted them out.

Woof! · 21-09-2006 10:34AM

Meadow Bewildered Letter wrote:

You shouldn't be posting on boards during your lectures. Tut Tut.

were u sitting behind me?

Umaro · 21-09-2006 10:57AM

Sangre wrote:

I wouldn't mind ramming some sperm in them wha wha.............too much?

ROFL!!

singingstranger · 21-09-2006 01:09PM

I miss this sort of stuff. Really.

panda100 · 21-09-2006 01:50PM

singingstranger wrote:

I miss this sort of stuff. Really.

Drinking ram sperm on a wedensday afternoon and smelling of vomit??

craggles · 21-09-2006 01:50PM

I could have eaten or drank anything apart from more cooking oil... it just wasn't going down, that **** was horrible

panda100 · 21-09-2006 01:54PM

craggles wrote:

I could have eaten or drank anything apart from more cooking oil... it just wasn't going down, that **** was horrible

Hows the stomach??what did the ram sperm taste of?choclate?

craggles · 21-09-2006 07:43PM

panda100 wrote:

Hows the stomach??what did the ram sperm taste of?choclate?

Actually the stomach couldn't be any better, I suppose what doesn't kill you will only make you stronger applies here... sure once I cleared my gut of all that ****e I had a mars bar followed by a load of pizza in the freshers tent! Wouldn't do it again for a while though... I swear I can still feel that cooking oil in my throat, it wasn't good. As for the ram sperm, i had no idea what it was until i came off stage, that's what made me get sick hearing what it was. It just smelled evil and went down even worse

Darcy16 · 21-09-2006 08:15PM

Craig then Came to my gaff afterwards where he stole my Ice Tea........ I sprayed him before he entered..

jimi_t · 22-09-2006 02:08PM

dajaffa wrote:

Mike Pat (Qsoc auditor/AnE officer) won. He won the Comm day one last year + came a "disappointing" third in the freshers week onel last year.

At least it's better than folding...

Umaro · 23-09-2006 01:16PM

I don't get it.

Qsoc wrote:

www.Qsoc.ie

It's better than folding..

It's been bugging me for ages, I'm worried that it's so obvious people will laugh at me if I ask.

jimi_t · 23-09-2006 04:17PM

Hmmm... If you're in UCD ask someone involved in QSoc - tis a great (and barely believable) story of drunken misadventure in a small fishing village in south west kerry...
I'll say no more

Best person to ask would be Mike Pat

Umaro · 23-09-2006 07:56PM

Is it a Lahinch story from the comm trip last year?! I'll get to the bottom of this somehow..

singingstranger · 24-09-2006 11:53AM

panda100 wrote:

Drinking ram sperm on a wedensday afternoon and smelling of vomit??

Panda, you know as well as I do the strange things that I'm into.

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Craig drank ram sperm but wouldn't drink cooking oil (Iron Stomach)

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