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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Bean there, done that.

    Ahm...Scotty? Come in? Will you bean me up to Blue's spacecraft, please?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Blue gets ready to bean him when he arrives.


    Do you have a beanie flip-her?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    No, but I've got a Beaner Roadster you can hitch a ride in. (I wish!)

    How many beans can dance in the hollow of a spoon?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    One.


    Would you spoon this bean?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    I would use my delux spatula and flip like a Mexican jumping bean periodically.

    How bean is that bean?


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Bean OK.

    Want to go to G-spot?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Graaaaarrrrr!

    Do I???!!


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    A. Yes.

    Q. Glad you did?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Squared. :P

    What did you have for breakfast today?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. actually had beans :D

    Q. Is it bad to be on boards on my 2nd day of new job?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Yes, it probably is! But congrats on the job!



    Does this make you a boards addict?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    I would think that we all qualify as members of that club.


    Should someone form a forum for boards addiction? (or would that be good form...or a good forum?)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    In that case, we'd all end up twitching and muttering about how brilliant boards is...

    Teh twitching scares people doesn't it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Only when I'm twitching and you can't see me hands....:eek:


    How about that snog jack?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Era go on, but you never did answer my sugar-daddy question

    Isn't my new job lovely?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I'll return to the sugar daddy bit later...


    You got a new job without telling me... why??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    To prove my freedom! Freedom!!!

    Should I paint myself blue?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    I'm already blue, so no need for you.

    I would suppose you are at work?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    I am indeedy.

    Is it fun?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Sometimes. But not at work now...2.33 AM in So Cal.

    What's it like about 8 time zones east of me right now?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Overcast

    Better than rain tho, yeah?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Yes. Weather here is slightly cool at night, clear and warm by day. Lots of Pacific breezes night and day. My flat is close to the ocean. Keep the windows open all the time.

    Here's hoping for the weekend. You?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Me.

    S'up


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Tar's here.

    Anything happening?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I do feel a bit better. So that's up.



    Should I go to the 7PM meeting or the 3:30 meeting today?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    7pm

    Will I get lunch soon?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Possibly, anythings possible.

    Q. How hungry are you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Not massively, I'm just back. It was yummy.

    Aren't I lucky I ain't out in that downpour?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Yes, yes you are.

    Q. How did you avoid the down poor? You sheep graze outside... so why arnt you wet?


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Not sure why Jack B is not wet, but we have clouds yet dry in OC.

    Should I go to work or play hooky?


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