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  • #2102
    Demetrius
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Better than being a Desperate Housewife.

    For future Dem-hair-care referance, how does Teri Hatcher keep her hair so soft and shiny?:D


  • #2103
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Alcohol-free products I would imagine.



    How do you know her hair is soft?


  • #2104
    Demetrius
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Seems that way when you move up close to the cinema-screen-sized projection.:)
    Briskly changes subject.

    Dysen vacuum cleaners are great, aren't they?:)


  • #2105
    Demetrius
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Seems that way when you move up close to the cinema-screen-sized projection.:)
    Briskly changes subject.

    Dysen vacuum cleaners are great, aren't they?:)


  • #2106
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I would love to try one.


    Do you have one?


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  • #2107
    Demetrius
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Has provided a positive for the Litmus Test Question-

    "I'm so (Goddanging) American Urban housewife, aren't I?":)

    Why aren't there more in the Cuckoo's nest? Where are your minion underladies?:)


  • #2108
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Likely sleeping and/or enjoying men in real life.


    Where's your lady?


  • #2109
    Demetrius
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    I'd like to say pining for me at 2.07am, but is working at this time, methinks.:)

    A) Do you have SO?

    B)
    If so, WHERE IS HIS DINNER!?:D


  • #2110
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    He's at work as well, and people always deliver him home cooked meals cuz they think he's such a great guy.


    Any wonder he's getting fat?


  • #2111
    Demetrius
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Lust4Life wrote:
    People always deliver him home cooked meals


    Are you sure you didn't marry an OAP?:p

    Edit:A: His wife wants him to burn more calories (with her)


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  • #2112
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    No idea.


    WTF's an OAP?


  • #2113
    Demetrius
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Old Age Pensioner, commonly referred to in all former British Colonies as "An ole geezer.":)

    How did boards come into your life?


  • #2114
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    He sure does act like a geezer far too often. (I think I'm slowly killing him TBH!)

    How did I find boards? I stumbled across it in google, lurked for a few weeks and then just had to log in and have fun with you all!


    Aren't you glad I found boards?


  • #2115
    Demetrius
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    I can safely say the whole CN is glad you joined.

    Why aren't there more Amerikaners on boards? (You can tell yyour friends that once they join, they get a free stalkee.)


  • #2116
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    not all have as thick of a hide as me. There's a lot of folks on this site who dislike Americans and aren't afraid to say so. Me, I just kept coming back until you all got used to me like a piece of furniture in the corner! And don't ever get me started on American politics or I'll get tarred and feathered!


    Big plans for the weekend?


  • #2117
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I have indeed! I will write two reports on field exercises, one book review and a 400 word outline of my thesis proposal... and get hammered on whisk(e)y too....


    Who else thinks that Debby Harry is still a fine looking woman?


  • #2118
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    You have GOT to be the ONLY one! But she does resemble a fossil so I see your attraction to her.:D



    Should I go for an early morning walk?


  • #2119
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Yes... and collect mushrooms for breakfast.


    Are you thinking what I'm thinking?


  • #2120
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    Depends on what you're thinking


    What are you thinking?


  • #2121
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Today is no trousers day... I think...;)


    Will I get arrested for not wearing trousers today?


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  • #2122
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    It's Time To Take Over The WORLD!!!!
    Muwaaaaaahaaaaahaaaaaa!
    No, I'm not ready yet. My sharks with laser beams are still in the prototype stage.

    EDIT: I'm SLOW! Boneless, is it Leather Kilt Day???? Show me them legs!


    Are the Ill Tempered Sea Bass ready yet?


  • #2123
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    They will be ready in 18 minutes... they are choosing their shoes.


    Where do you like to be kissed most?


  • #2124
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Everywhere. Surprise me.


    Are you dancing in front of the window again?


  • #2125
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Of course I am.... that's what Saturday afternoons are for!!


    Should I tell the lady at number 17 to close her curtains?


  • #2126
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    nah! She's posting the pics on her pay-per-view website.
    The sun is up, my hair is dry. I could go for that walk.

    Shall I?


  • #2127
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Very much yes... it's a beautiful September day here in Dublin... I'm off to the park with the hounds soon to chase the young children... oh how we laugh!!!


    Will you be getting a dog soon?


  • #2128
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Nah. My cat wouldn't appreciate a dog. Was offered a Black Labrador this week too, but he's poorly trained so we declined.



    So the dogs eat small children then?


  • #2129
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    No, just chase them. The kids love it. It get's them exercised and all that... we're famous in the park!!


    Have you got any children you want chased over there?

    (we're thinking of expanding the business...)


  • #2130
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    Nope but if there is any spare my dog would love some, doesn't matter what age they're all scared

    What breed do you have?


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  • #2131
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Thoroughbred mongrels... the best type...


    What did you do to my pants??


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