I Just Couldn't Keep A Straight Face Due To The Technology Conspiracy...

skywalker · 12-09-2006 05:01PM

eo980 wrote:

You are kidding right? I don't know if we're talking about the same person. She used to appear on O'Connell Street reguarly in the 90's and just dance away. Stupid me, I KNOW you are.

I saw mad Mary dancing on Grafton St last year sometime. Havent seen her since though so she musnt have taken up home there.

User45701 · 12-09-2006 05:27PM

how do u know she wasent right?

Kintarō Hattori · 12-09-2006 05:56PM

User45701 wrote:

how do u know she wasent right?

Heh, a conspiracy buff eh?

Sofaspud · 12-09-2006 06:29PM

skywalker wrote:

I saw mad Mary dancing on Grafton St last year sometime. Havent seen her since though so she musnt have taken up home there.

Would this Mad mary, by any chance, have very short white hair, and always wear crazy colourful clothes, and (I think) her real name is Anne? If so, I think I know where she's located.

Kintarō Hattori · 12-09-2006 07:42PM

Sofaspud wrote:

Would this Mad mary, by any chance, have very short white hair, and always wear crazy colourful clothes, and (I think) her real name is Anne? If so, I think I know where she's located.

That's the lady.

Dooom · 12-09-2006 08:32PM

Fools, there is a conspiracy!
The technology manufacturers are in cohorts with our governments, and are monitoring our ever cyber move and seeing what we see (monkey pr0n included monkeyfudge). That report that AOL released is just the beginning. The Illuminati allowed that to be released because they don't want everyone to know they exist, so they release the odd thing like that just to pretend that these so called "leaks" and whatnot, are just pure fluke and that conincidence is actually something.

Just wait. Oh just wait, you'll all fall victim to this and will one day drop your guard, and then BAM! A tree the Illuminati felled will be on you, crushing your every organ, your life-blood running through the leaves on the forest floor. A deer dances merrily in a meadow, and it accidently steps on a rabbit. Killing it. The rabbits parents are upset and one volunteers to assassinate the deer.
It loads it's PSG-1, and takes aim. The cigarette hanging from it's mouth glows angrily for a second, as the rabbit takes a deep drag.
The smoke drifts lazily in the air, twisting and curling in the light autumn breeze. A crack rings out. The rest of the deer heard scatter, all except for one. It tries to follow, stumbling a few feet forward. Suddenly it's legs give way, and it falls slowly to the ground, blood drenching it's once fine white shimmering coat.
It's eyes fixed on the clouds, and the blue sky. They begin to glaze over and the world turns to perpetual darkness. The deer, never again rising from Death's sleep.

Up on the hilltop, a solemn tear falls from the rabbit's eye. It runs the length of it's cheek, and falters at it's jaw. Then, like a meteor gliding through space, it drop to the ground.
The rabbit clicks on the safety of his rifle, slings it on his back, and slowly returns to his family.

Far away in the forest, a deer raises it's head, and looks toward the red moon.

Caco · 12-09-2006 08:58PM

Rabbit with PSGs? Now there's a conspiracy!!

Terry · 12-09-2006 09:48PM

Sofaspud wrote:

Would this Mad mary, by any chance, have very short white hair, and always wear crazy colourful clothes, and (I think) her real name is Anne? If so, I think I know where she's located.

used to see her in Leixlip quite a bit, but that was about 15 or 16 years ago.
haven't seen her since then. i assumed she was dead. i don't visit Dublin all that often.

Töpher · 12-09-2006 09:56PM

The ol' Mad Mary from O'Connell St also used to be in Ringsend/Sandymount alot. Ain't seen her in years!

Dooom · 12-09-2006 10:02PM

I assume this is a different one to that crazy 'ol bint who used to bless each paving stone and the random passer-by on O'Connell street?

Terry · 12-09-2006 10:06PM

Spike wrote:

I assume this is a different one to that crazy 'ol bint who used to bless each paving stone and the random passer-by on O'Connell street?

yep.
it ap[pears she gets around quite a bit too.
someone needs to take a picture the next time they see her (god bless camera phones), post it here and see if anyone from other parts of the country recognises here.

Flukey · 12-09-2006 11:33PM

eo980 wrote:

Basically it seems that there is a technology conspiracy and all this wonderful technology is being used against us to keep awful truths hidden from us.

You mean, you didn't know?:rolleyes:

Kintarō Hattori · 13-09-2006 01:49AM

julep wrote:

yep.
it ap[pears she gets around quite a bit too.
someone needs to take a picture the next time they see her (god bless camera phones), post it here and see if anyone from other parts of the country recognises here.

Not a bad idea. G'ss she was old in the 90's when she was a regular on O'Connell Street, she must be ancient now.

Sofaspud · 13-09-2006 03:46PM

Ladies and gentlemen, I have an extremely important announcement. Mad Mary is alive and well, and frequents the K2 nightclub in Howth.

I had no idea she was this famous, I thought she was only known in Howth.
She dances in K2 on friday and saturday nights (she's been there pretty much every time I have), and is often danced around, as a centrepiece. I'll try to get a picture next time I see her.

Brian Capture · 13-09-2006 08:49PM

eo980 wrote:

I was working in college green when an austrailian/kiwi woman in her thirties came in .

would you ride her?

Capt'n Midnight · 14-09-2006 12:38AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ECHELON
http://www.ispai.ie/dataret.htm

if it's standard VHS you could wind it on to a casette and try it - but you'd have to make sure it's not upside down or back to front

of course you'd need to ask her where it came form to try to ID the format used if not VHS

Kastro · 14-09-2006 12:45AM

maby she was on a life time acid comedown

Kintarō Hattori · 14-09-2006 12:57AM

Brian Capture wrote:

would you ride her?

Did you read the part where I mentioned she had extensive facial hair?

Kastro · 14-09-2006 12:59AM

some people are into that

Kintarō Hattori · 14-09-2006 01:01AM

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ECHELON
http://www.ispai.ie/dataret.htm

if it's standard VHS you could wind it on to a casette and try it - but you'd have to make sure it's not upside down or back to front

of course you'd need to ask her where it came form to try to ID the format used if not VHS

Uh huh, fair enough. But I doubt it would have made any difference to her anyway.

Kastro · 14-09-2006 01:04AM

still it would have been funny to see what all this Conspiracy rambling was about..
it was probably vintage porn

Kintarō Hattori · 14-09-2006 01:15AM

Kastro wrote:

still it would have been funny to see what all this Conspiracy rambling was about..
it was probably vintage porn

Hopefully not her's!

Kastro · 14-09-2006 01:38AM

eo980 wrote:

Hopefully not her's!

was she vintage..?
i mean proper vintage.. not like that wine ****e..
i mean she was fighting off dinosours back in the day..
hey..!
maby its her and the dinosours at it....

DublinEvents · 11-12-2006 07:02AM

All I can say is, poor poor confused woman. She has my deepest sympathies...

Faith · 11-12-2006 10:30AM

Bumping old threads is bad, especially when you've nothing to contribute.

connundrum · 11-12-2006 11:15AM

Sofaspud wrote:

Would this Mad mary, by any chance, have very short white hair, and always wear crazy colourful clothes, and (I think) her real name is Anne? If so, I think I know where she's located.

I knew mad Anne, she came down and spent a night in the Hotel I was working in a while ago. I served her coffee and she asked my name..

'David, ah yes like King David - well you look like you'll be a better man than he. Will you call me a taxi to go to Kilkenny, King David?'

Kilkenny was a two hour drive away, I bet the driver was only delighted!

I see her at the Spire every so often, next to the flower sellers.

As for that Aussie/Kiwi woman - She stopped myself and the girlfriend in Pennys one day, and was talking for ages about implants and listening devices. She saw that I had a mobile phone and went nuts over it..

'This is how they get you mate, nothing you say is private. I've been trying to tell people this for 15 years!!'

My girlfriend called her a wierdo and fecked off, but I couldn't, so I stood there for another 3-4 minutes like a dope. I was really looking around for hidden camera men etc. When I walked away I looked back and she had already grabbed someone else to talk to.

There's loads of wierdos around the place!

Edit - I knew I'd seen this thread ages ago. Damn! Oh well, Merry Christmas!

monkeyfudge · 02-05-2007 04:54PM

Well I had her today out in Coolock.

I was on my lunch break eating my lunch and she just came over and sat down and starting going on at us with the whole conspiracy thing.

She even claims people are talking about her on the internet apparently... sheesh... how paranoid can you get?

Kintarō Hattori · 02-05-2007 04:58PM

monkeyfudge wrote:

Well I had her today out in Coolock.

I was on my lunch break eating my lunch and she just came over and sat down and starting going on at us with the whole conspiracy thing.

She even claims people are talking about her on the internet apparently... sheesh... how paranoid can you get?

Where the hell would she go and get an idea like that!

Capt'n Midnight · 02-05-2007 09:51PM

connundrum wrote:

was talking for ages about implants and listening devices. She saw that I had a mobile phone and went nuts over it..

yes they can trace your movements via your mobile
and yes your mobile could be setup to silent ring + auto answer from certain numbers so someone could eavesdrop easily - whether big brother has a back door is unknown but technically it's trivial. One of the big advantages of CRT monitors is the way the screen reacts just before a call ( then again BB might tell the phone to use minimum power )

what would be really sneaky would be to do the silent calls to people near you instead of to your phone, even if they can't hear you clearly they could use a few phones and noise cancellation to pick you up out of the background

ODS · 02-05-2007 10:37PM

eo980 wrote:

She was nuts

This is all a bit mean: do none of you have no friends/ relatives with psychological difficulties? Its easy and yet, there for the grace go I...

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