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Q & A Thread

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,956 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    A: I like all biscuits

    Q: A stitch in time saves nine what?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    A: fat men from getting pregnant

    B: How did they know that the Three Blind Mice were in fact visually impaired?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    A. When the huffed and puffed and tried to blow the cat's house down.

    Q. What happens when you mate a male fox with a female pantar?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    You get an animal with my personality.:eek: :cool:



    Q: Where the hell is everybody? (I get up early to play and you're all gone?)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,956 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    A: Busy, losing money :mad:

    Q: why am i losing money?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I dunno, but STOP IT!!!!!


    Q: did you have a good lunch?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,956 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    A: i haven't even had any lunch yet!!!

    Q: Do you do deliveries?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Sure, but the cost in gas and jet fuel would be so astronomical you coulda had a bag of chips and been thankful to have it!


    Q: It's raining again. Should I finish my mosaic table today?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Sure. Unless you have to do it in the rain.

    By chips do you mean chips/fries or chips/crisps?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    like hot chips or cold chips.... prolly means hot chips"!!!!



    why am i in such good mood today?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Illegal drugs...

    Is it illegal drugs?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I'm betting it isn't good drugs unless love really is a drug.

    Q IS love a drug?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    nope its not illegal drugs!


    any other guesses?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I believe I guessed correctly.

    Is it raining there? F*cking rain! Go away! Will it ever???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    No. It is the end of days. We will all be drowned!

    Want me to hear your confession?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Oh, Jack, your hair would turn white if I did that!



    Wanna tell me yours?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    I'll PM you with them...

    How long do you think that will take?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    depends on how detailed you get.
    I took a quiz yesterday "What religion are You?" and it said I seriously ought to be a mormon - but I'm Catholic.


    Is that good news for SpaceCoyote?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Spacecoyotee is an equal oppertuinity lover... what ever oppertuinity her gets he takes :p

    Q. Is that good news for you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    I dunno. They advocate polygamy I know but polyandry, not so sure....

    Do they?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Stop using such big words! It's only morning here!:D



    Q: How many cups of coffee should I drink? I think I'm on number four.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. I think you've had enough...

    Q. Just how much brandy is in that coffee?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    No Brandy.



    Got any Bailey's Irish Cream???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 875 ✭✭✭Caco


    Plenty, but it's ALL for meeee!!

    Just kiddin... say when?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    when!


    im totally bored!, anyone around to entertain me?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 875 ✭✭✭Caco


    *Does a funny dance*

    How's that?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    I'll leave this one for jules


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    Caco wrote:
    *Does a funny dance*

    How's that?


    hahaha thanks, but still feeling pretty sh1te!


    how is everyone tonight anyway?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 875 ✭✭✭Caco


    Pretty good, Im eating cheap Tesco chocolate, it's really nice though!

    Would you like some? It'll increase you're Seratonin levels and cheer you up


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    No thanks, I'm afraid I beyond chocolate


    Jules, you want some choc?


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