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I took a large dump today.

  • 09-09-2006 12:03PM
    #1
    Giblet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,034 ✭✭✭✭


    It was nice, would have been nicer on the chest of a fair maiden though.


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  • #2
    bringitdown
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,002 ✭✭✭bringitdown


    Where'd ya put it?


  • #3
    Owen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,678 ✭✭✭✭Owen


    Somedays nothing satisfies more, than the sheer luxury of releasing a monumental lump, and basking in the relaxed afterglow.


  • #4
    Pigman II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    And to quote that esteemed scholar Beavis "Why is called 'taking' a dump when you're actually leaving a dump?" :confused:


  • #5
    Giblet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,034 ✭✭✭✭Giblet


    Partaking in the dumping perhaps?


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Thanks for the warning!
    *grabs surf board and leaves the ocean*


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  • #7
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 22,785 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Was it a floater?


  • #8
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    "Did you ever take a dump [that] made you feel like you just slept for 12 hours?"


  • #9
    Pigman II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    No but I once slept for 12 hours and really needed to take a dump when I woke up.

    A B C ... Always be Crapping.


  • #10
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Pigman II wrote:
    No but I once slept for 12 hours and really needed to take a dump when I woke up.

    A B C ... Always be Crapping.

    I like the cut of your jib


  • #11
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭trout


    would you take a dump every day ? same times ?

    how many would you have to take before it stops being funny ? is five excessive ?


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  • #12
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    My Cat just released a real healthy one! Jaysus! I can smell it a room away!


  • #13
    iFight
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,498 ✭✭✭iFight


    trout wrote:
    would you take a dump every day ? same times ?

    how many would you have to take before it stops being funny ? is five excessive ?
    I would call three excessive tbh.


  • #14
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Everybody's asshole is different.




    Mine's at work right now! Ha!


  • #15
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Lust4Life wrote:
    Everybody's asshole is different.




    Mine's at work right now! Ha!

    Wow. I have...mixed feelings about that...


  • #16
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    there's nothin to beat the 'outdoor 'dump...y'know ..you are out for the walk with the dog after a good feed ..and she suddenly wants out....cramps.... tight buttocks.... slow walkin... mental exercises.. nooo fcukin good... like the wounded pilot... look for a place to land.... no one around... down with the jocks..SSSSSSSSplaaaaaaatherrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!

    WOW:eek: Thank God for that...whew!!!


  • #17
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭trout


    FlutterinBantam wrote:
    there's nothin to beat the 'outdoor dump'

    may i recommend also the 'aqua dump', in watery locations, and the 'alti dump' which is the outdoor dump from a height, such as a tree


  • #18
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Thank you......very exhilerating I'm sure.


  • #19
    Sizzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,430 ✭✭✭Sizzler


    "Turtles head" can be a minefield....if you arent near a jax :eek:


  • #20
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    I think you live near me.....


  • #21
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,115 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    poop.jpg


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  • #22
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    mr._hanky.gif


  • #23
    Sizzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,430 ✭✭✭Sizzler


    FlutterinBantam wrote:
    I think you live near me.....
    Prove it ;)


  • #24
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    You live in Saddle City dont ya?

    Well I'm in a highrise at the upper end ... just past the chipper.:cool:


  • #25
    MR DAZ
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 799 ✭✭✭MR DAZ


    And what about those oh so near misses...

    Like when ya go to Belt out a good ole fashioned fart....and then Noooooo ....outta no where come's a TROJAN HORSE!!!!!


  • #26
    Sizzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,430 ✭✭✭Sizzler


    FlutterinBantam wrote:
    You live in Saddle City dont ya?

    Well I'm in a highrise at the upper end ... just past the chipper.:cool:
    TOTR!

    Meet ya there for a pint later....when Im finished in the 'saddlin


  • #27
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Wow! A Loooove connection made in the Pooo thread! Who'da thunk?


  • #28
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭trout


    Lust4Life wrote:
    Wow! A Loooove connection made in the Pooo thread! Who'da thunk?

    <kof> <sniff> ... that's ... that's really rather beautiful ... i hope you're very happy together ;)


  • #29
    StarryBud
    Closed Accounts Posts: 136 ✭✭StarryBud


    thought i was the only one who liked to unleash a massive nut-ridden sh1te on a mot's face

    fair play


  • #30
    uncle ernie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 409 ✭✭uncle ernie


    maybe they'll partake in a neptunes kiss together

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=neptunes+kiss


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  • #31
    plonk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,352 ✭✭✭plonk


    Why is poo/**** so funny


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