I took a large dump today.

Giblet · 09-09-2006 12:03pm #1

It was nice, would have been nicer on the chest of a fair maiden though.

bringitdown · 09-09-2006 12:06pm

Where'd ya put it?

Owen · 09-09-2006 12:10pm

Somedays nothing satisfies more, than the sheer luxury of releasing a monumental lump, and basking in the relaxed afterglow.

Pigman II · 09-09-2006 12:11pm

And to quote that esteemed scholar Beavis "Why is called 'taking' a dump when you're actually leaving a dump?"

Giblet · 09-09-2006 12:15pm

Partaking in the dumping perhaps?

Black Swan · 09-09-2006 7:18pm

Thanks for the warning!
*grabs surf board and leaves the ocean*

09-09-2006 7:24pm

Was it a floater?

Call Me Jimmy · 09-09-2006 7:28pm

"Did you ever take a dump [that] made you feel like you just slept for 12 hours?"

Pigman II · 09-09-2006 7:39pm

No but I once slept for 12 hours and really needed to take a dump when I woke up.

A B C ... Always be Crapping.

Call Me Jimmy · 09-09-2006 7:42pm

Pigman II wrote:

No but I once slept for 12 hours and really needed to take a dump when I woke up.

A B C ... Always be Crapping.

I like the cut of your jib

trout · 09-09-2006 10:52pm

would you take a dump every day ? same times ?

how many would you have to take before it stops being funny ? is five excessive ?

Lust4Life · 09-09-2006 11:35pm

My Cat just released a real healthy one! Jaysus! I can smell it a room away!

iFight · 09-09-2006 11:39pm

trout wrote:

would you take a dump every day ? same times ?

how many would you have to take before it stops being funny ? is five excessive ?

I would call three excessive tbh.

Lust4Life · 09-09-2006 11:41pm

Everybody's asshole is different.

Mine's at work right now! Ha!

chamlis · 10-09-2006 11:47am

Lust4Life wrote:

Everybody's asshole is different.

Mine's at work right now! Ha!

Wow. I have...mixed feelings about that...

FlutterinBantam · 10-09-2006 1:43pm

there's nothin to beat the 'outdoor 'dump...y'know ..you are out for the walk with the dog after a good feed ..and she suddenly wants out....cramps.... tight buttocks.... slow walkin... mental exercises.. nooo fcukin good... like the wounded pilot... look for a place to land.... no one around... down with the jocks..SSSSSSSSplaaaaaaatherrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW:eek: Thank God for that...whew!!!

trout · 11-09-2006 10:26pm

FlutterinBantam wrote:

there's nothin to beat the 'outdoor dump'

may i recommend also the 'aqua dump', in watery locations, and the 'alti dump' which is the outdoor dump from a height, such as a tree

FlutterinBantam · 12-09-2006 10:36pm

Thank you......very exhilerating I'm sure.

Sizzler · 13-09-2006 7:50am

"Turtles head" can be a minefield....if you arent near a jax :eek:

FlutterinBantam · 13-09-2006 7:59am

I think you live near me.....

spacecoyote · 13-09-2006 10:01am

smash · 13-09-2006 10:03am

Sizzler · 13-09-2006 2:50pm

FlutterinBantam wrote:

I think you live near me.....

Prove it

FlutterinBantam · 13-09-2006 9:58pm

You live in Saddle City dont ya?

Well I'm in a highrise at the upper end ... just past the chipper.:cool:

MR DAZ · 14-09-2006 12:17pm

And what about those oh so near misses...

Like when ya go to Belt out a good ole fashioned fart....and then Noooooo ....outta no where come's a TROJAN HORSE!!!!!

Sizzler · 14-09-2006 2:28pm

FlutterinBantam wrote:

You live in Saddle City dont ya?

Well I'm in a highrise at the upper end ... just past the chipper.:cool:

TOTR!

Meet ya there for a pint later....when Im finished in the 'saddlin

Lust4Life · 14-09-2006 2:33pm

Wow! A Loooove connection made in the Pooo thread! Who'da thunk?

trout · 14-09-2006 5:37pm

Lust4Life wrote:

Wow! A Loooove connection made in the Pooo thread! Who'da thunk?

<kof> <sniff> ... that's ... that's really rather beautiful ... i hope you're very happy together

StarryBud · 14-09-2006 8:03pm

thought i was the only one who liked to unleash a massive nut-ridden sh1te on a mot's face

fair play

uncle ernie · 14-09-2006 8:03pm

maybe they'll partake in a neptunes kiss together

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=neptunes+kiss

plonk · 14-09-2006 8:09pm

Why is poo/**** so funny

Diamondmaker · 14-09-2006 8:51pm

A few years ago me and a mate were on hols in Miami. My cousin hooked us up with a free few nights at 5 start golf resort apartment village.

Hot tub by the bed 42" Plasma flat screen before you ever heard of them, golf buggie escort to the apartment etc....

Whe in I took a dump, this mother was so big I had to call my mate to come see as no one would ever believe me otherwise ( a photo seemed a bit scik but a wittness seemed like a sane idea at the time ! ).
Eventually curiosity got the better of him and he had to look.
Indeed it was the biggest dump he had ever seen! Another amazing thing about is was it was 2 toned, split down the middle it had 2 textures as if a previous dump did not quite make it out and the next one merged with it.

Any way when I finished admiring it, it was unfotunatley time to flush it, as is customary at this point.
The damn bugger just jammed up that massive American suoer size U bend and the toilet started to over flow.....The bathroom being a wet room stated to overflow into the lounge aarea.
No way was I staying around while some poor Pueto Rican cleaner sorted this out so we rang room service and scarperred!

Came back and it was all but a distant memory, to this day I still occasionally draw 1:1 scale draing of it ( which get bigger with time) highlighting the 2 toned variances of its texture!:D

rymus · 14-09-2006 9:08pm

Diamondmaker wrote:

it was 2 toned, split down the middle it had 2 textures as if a previous dump did not quite make it out and the next one merged with it.

That right there is some talented ****

GrumPy · 14-09-2006 9:13pm

uncle ernie wrote:

maybe they'll partake in a neptunes kiss together

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=neptunes+kiss

lol, man I hate when that happens!

Capt'n Midnight · 14-09-2006 9:19pm

Giblet wrote:

It was nice, would have been nicer on the chest of a fair maiden though.

large dump, fair maiden eh ?

FlutterinBantam · 14-09-2006 10:22pm

Diamondmaker wrote:

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The damn bugger just jammed up that massive American suoer size U bend and the toilet started to over flow.....The bathroom being a wet room stated to overflow into the lounge aarea.
No way was I staying around while some poor Pueto Rican cleaner sorted this out so we rang room service and scarperred!

Came back and it was all but a distant memory, to this day I still occasionally draw 1:1 scale draing of it ( which get bigger with time) highlighting the 2 toned variances of its texture!:D

Jaysus ...Welcome to the club big boy.... Was in Long Island ..some kip at exit 86 near McAthhur Airport... Backed out a super fizzy into the commode..a real gusher.... anyway to make a long story short.. she wouldnt leave the premises and after hoping an overnight soakage would help her out...she was still there in the morning and glaring sourly up.... had to get the front desk to send a dude up with a plunger and $10's later she was gone!!!!Very embarrassing... What's with those US jax ...can't take a full load????

Jules · 15-09-2006 12:57am

this is such a guys thread!

FlutterinBantam · 15-09-2006 4:30pm

Got some problem with it???

Lust4Life · 15-09-2006 4:48pm

I got no problem with it. I think it's quite amusing!

FlutterinBantam · 15-09-2006 5:01pm

Good woman..oil up that sphincter of yours and join the lads

Capt'n Midnight · 15-09-2006 7:37pm

Lust4Life · 15-09-2006 7:38pm

Posted by FlutterinBantam
oil up that sphincter

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

FlutterinBantam · 15-09-2006 7:56pm

Well they must have oil in Milwaukee.......

Jules · 15-09-2006 7:58pm

are you still here?

FlutterinBantam · 15-09-2006 8:01pm

Why do you ask... am I annoying you.?.

Do I need a permit or something ?

Do I need to say things in a certain way?

Fess up there pullet!!!

Lust4Life · 15-09-2006 10:18pm

Pigman II · 17-09-2006 6:28pm

Giblet wrote:

would have been nicer on the chest of a fair maiden though.

Even nicer still in the mouth of a fair maiden.

spacecoyote · 18-09-2006 7:19am

rectum....it nearly killed um

Lust4Life · 19-09-2006 10:49am

Dylan_James · 19-09-2006 7:14pm

I remember about 2 years back my mate had a big bbq. He had chicken, lamp chops, fish, burgers and sausages. I knew about this and didnt bother to eat the previous day. Of course when I get there I got stuck into the burgers and sausages. After about 4 quarter pounder burgers and 2 or 3 giant sausages I went home.

As we all know red meat takes 3 days to be pooped.

3 days later, I could only describe what came out of me as something a midget would be able to fashion a canoe out of. I mean I sat down on the toilet and this bad boy just kept coming in one continuous line. No stopping her at all. So I am sitting there and I realise that one end of this thing is down under the water touching the bowl and the other is still up there and needs more space.

The only thing I could do was start to stand up to make more room and keep pushing! When I finished the beginning of it was gone under the bend and the other end was just nicely balanced against that part of the toilet where the water flows from when you flush.

After it I also thought taking a picture was a bit sick and there was no one else around to witness this extraordinary feat preformed by my digestive system I felt a bit disappointed. After 8 or 9 flushes she finally went down.

LadyJ · 19-09-2006 7:37pm

Pigman II wrote:

Even nicer still in the mouth of a fair maiden.

*Shudder*

That's pretty sick.....

Though,I do like cum on my face so each to their own I suppose!

But apart from that,YOU DISGUST ME!

I took a large dump today.

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