Q & A Thread

takola · 05-09-2006 02:18PM

A. You both are hilarious!!!

Q. Has the penny dropped?

spacecoyote · 05-09-2006 02:42PM

yes, on an elephant, split him straight down the middle

Q: who the hell is delilah?

boneless · 05-09-2006 02:55PM

A brazen Huzzy who led Samson astray or the lady who works in my local chipper...

Does Batman really have a cool car like the one in the movie?

spacecoyote · 05-09-2006 02:59PM

A: no, he only has this one, which is also cool

Q: did batman regularly slap robin about for being a little b1tch?

takola · 05-09-2006 03:01PM

A. I don't know

Q. Was robin always being a little B1tch?

boneless · 05-09-2006 03:01PM

I sincerely hope he did!!! Little moany side-kicks are irritating...

Can monkeys throw sh1te long distances?

spacecoyote · 05-09-2006 03:06PM

its not really my specialist subject, but i would imagine a number of variables could affect it...the type of monkey, the consistency of the sh*t, windspeed & trajectory & the emotional effort put in. hail would posibly provide more accurate answers

Q: should 50 cent have renamed himself 39.0289 cent to properly crack the european market?

takola · 05-09-2006 03:07PM

A. You'll have to ask Hail. Probably!

Q. Where's my tea bones?

boneless · 05-09-2006 03:10PM

I got attacked by a sh1t throwing simian, hence the post above... I was not sure what type of beast it was so the tea is delayed. I have to go to the sugar mines too because the ants raided the larder again.

Do you want Chocolate Kimberlys too?

takola · 05-09-2006 03:13PM

A. Yes I do please

Q. Which are you going to go with tomorrow night?

boneless · 05-09-2006 03:17PM

The pink combats and the loud shirt.... I might also go commando....

Will there be anything else you require today Dearest?

takola · 05-09-2006 03:24PM

A. Just stick around, I'm sure I'll find something that needs to be done!

Q. Will you wear a butler suit for me?

boneless · 05-09-2006 03:27PM

Well, I was actually going to wear just a combat belt and Chanel No 5 but if you want a butler suit... hell yeah!!!

Do they have tea parties in hell?

takola · 05-09-2006 03:31PM

A. I've never been to hell

Q. What's it like there?

boneless · 05-09-2006 03:36PM

According to Dante it's a terrible place but the first circle is okay... you can spend all eternity chatting with Socrates, Plato, Homer and all those chaps. Cornelia Graachus is there too as well as a some other interesting types... that's where I will maybe end up.

Should I go to Limerick for the weekend or should I go to Belfast?

kittenkiller · 05-09-2006 03:37PM

Yes. they do & everyone's grandmothers are there and you're not allowed any booze or cursing! Truely hellish!

Can cows wear bras over their udders to stop them from drooping?

boneless · 05-09-2006 04:27PM

They wear xx-large rubber gloves for extra comfort.

If I told a lie about someone and they found out would they want to really hurt me?

spacecoyote · 05-09-2006 05:02PM

that would depend on the severity of the lie!

Q: if a cock crows in london, will i fart?

Jules · 05-09-2006 06:05PM

your a guy, the wind changes and you probably fart!!

will i make it up and back to belfast ok tonight?

The Bollox · 05-09-2006 06:08PM

no, you will run into a charming gentleman on a white [strike]horse[/strike] whore and he will keep you up all night.

why is Paul W.S. Anderson still making films?

Lust4Life · 05-09-2006 06:10PM

To SC: I believe you may fart regardless - depends on what you had for lunch TBH.
Holy Snodberries, Batman! Triple posting!!!!
A. I don't know who the dude is!

Q: How did I miss such hillarity today? Dang!!!!!!

Jules · 05-09-2006 06:10PM

cuz he can!!!!

who is he anyway?

The Bollox · 05-09-2006 06:13PM

he is THE WORSE director EVAR!!!!!one

responsible fir such disasters as:

Aliens VS Predator
Mortal Kombat
Soldier
Resident Evil

do you know him now?

Jules · 05-09-2006 06:17PM

yep and he really should stop making movies!

im bored anyone have any games they can think of.?... and non sexual ones please.... sick of the smut!

The Bollox · 05-09-2006 06:18PM

oooh oooh pin the tail on Jules... only instead of a tail I'll use my *ahem*

are you up for it?

chamlis · 05-09-2006 06:46PM

"Cast your might.
Cast your might.
MORTAL KOMBAT!

de da de da de da de da de de,
de da de da de da de da de de!" *mental rave moves and flailing arms*

Lust4Life · 05-09-2006 06:51PM

Jules: I've been surfing for more games but they'd just feckin melt into another thread so why bother right now?
Cham, You're a sweetie no matter what they say about you.
Marts: My anwser would have to be a question...

How can you not like Resident Evil?????

The Bollox · 05-09-2006 07:06PM

how can you make so little sense?

Lust4Life · 05-09-2006 07:16PM

Because it is within my mental capacity to warp your mental capacity.

Q: Don't you love me anymore?

Jack B. Badd · 05-09-2006 11:27PM

I'll always love you...

Why do you feel you must question my love?

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