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  • 01-09-2006 06:23PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭


    Pull up a ****ing chair friends.

    help yourself to the optics. And the Things where beer somes out of.

    Tis all but friday night and i feeleth like getting bladdered.

    So i have you all a challlenge. Which if guessed right will win you a prize of great uneumerable bountifull distinguishness.

    On the way home from work i was feeling rather thirsty so i called in the local bargin booze to get some drink. I cam out with 8 pint cans of fosters ( yes full pint cans ) 2 x 4 packs of sidkekicks, 1 apple and 1 redberried for the nosy among you. And a pack of 20 silk cut purples.

    If you can guess the exact price of all this in £uk money, as it is the uk where i bought it you shall recieve this lovly amount of drink delivered to your door next friday.

    Let the games begin friends !

    rules.

    1. Only one post each. If you fail to comply you shall be ASSIMILATED !

    2. It is in uk monies these things ----> ££££

    3. If you do wish to reguess you may. But each extra guess will mean your prize will be greatly diminished. i.e ill send you the empties, kapishe ??!

    4. There wil be No, and i mean No transfering of bodily fluids during the lenght of this compitition. Yes jules that means you too.

    5. Amp/pam is banned from taking part of this compitition, as he knows to much.


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    *wanders in... looks around...*

    Am I too early??

    Did mentioned purchases cost, in pounds sterling, £25.90?

    I'll have a pint of Tetleys please... thanks... quiet tonight...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    Tis early yet. The mad crowd will be in soon. Nackers later on. hopefully no english though

    * points to sign hanging above door *


    NO DOGS OR ENGLISH !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    £26.42



    You come here often?
    *sips martini*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    I own this fine establishment my lady.

    Drinks are on the house for both of you.

    And your prices are way off.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    Hi

    DO you have bottles of heineken? not that import stuff though.

    i'll take one of those oh and a glass of ice please.

    £20.70


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    * slides one up the bar *

    wrong too


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    i eally thought this thread would be more popuar considering the prize !

    Also will throw in one shag from me to the winner ! if wanted ofcourse !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    /gets on barstool

    get me a drink!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A Beamish please, anti. And...I'll say £19.99. Can I trade in that anti shag for summat useful?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    /me helps doom onto the stool, me lady, * offers drink *

    jack the beamish is free for you my good man. And you are the closest so far. Drinks on you tonight


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Read the sig, I is a lady. Do I get assimilated now?! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    But Anti, you must play the part of Bob barker and say higher or lower to help narrow the guess!

    I'll not guess until you do that!
    BTW, the shipping alone if I won would drain your income so I'll be guessing for the fun of it.

    L

    EDIT: Aha! Finally a clue!!!
    18.95 then!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    l4l is closest.

    Im not bob


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    Read the sig, I is a lady. Do I get assimilated now?! :D


    This is liek the 10th time i thought you were a dude. this fine establishment offeres you free drinks for life.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Score! When does the assimilation begin? Will it rock my world?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Do they have Jim Beam Bourbon in Wales?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    rock your world ? oh you have no idea chick. And if you would like, the owner of this fine establishment would like to rox your box anyday !

    Anf if your lucky manytimes a day !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    Lust4Life wrote:
    Do they have Jim Beam Bourbon in Wales?


    L4l

    I can import whatever you want. and i knowwhat you want i have in stock



    Any more guesses !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    anti wrote:
    rock your world ? oh you have no idea chick. And if you would like, the owner of this fine establishment would like to rox your box anyday !

    Anf if your lucky manytimes a day !

    Hmmmmm... offer being considered :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    17.50

    And I'll have a Beam and Coke then!
    If I like the atmosphere, I'll stay. Are those real lava lamps?
    Where's the pool table?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    please dont excite our barmen in this way jack, you are a bad influence.


    The manager would like to see you in his office though !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    Lust4Life wrote:
    17.50

    And I'll have a Beam and Coke then!
    If I like the atmosphere, I'll stay. Are those real lava lamps?
    Where's the pool table?



    okay la4l is so close its not funny ¬!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    I'm already in your office, anti ;) Playing with the em, toys on your desk


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    17.25???

    Higher? Lower? Do we have to be to the penny?

    Got any pretzels?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    I'm playing witht the pretzels too :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Ewwww! Sanitation steps must be taken! I'd like mine individually bagged thank you!

    Ever think when they put out bowls of popcorn and stuff for everyone to munch on... did that guy who just came from the bathroom and ate some actually wash his hands?????:eek: :eek: :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    and what man washes his hands ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    You certainly know how to impress a girl, anti...:rolleyes: I'm getting lonely in this office.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    Would you like me to join you under the table jack b. badd ?

    Apparntly i am extremely well versed in oral !

    3/4 boards women love it :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Rawr! :D The sheep avatar is arousing interest, is it?


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