Welcome ot the tCN bar !!

Anti

Pull up a ****ing chair friends.

help yourself to the optics. And the Things where beer somes out of.

Tis all but friday night and i feeleth like getting bladdered.

So i have you all a challlenge. Which if guessed right will win you a prize of great uneumerable bountifull distinguishness.

On the way home from work i was feeling rather thirsty so i called in the local bargin booze to get some drink. I cam out with 8 pint cans of fosters ( yes full pint cans ) 2 x 4 packs of sidkekicks, 1 apple and 1 redberried for the nosy among you. And a pack of 20 silk cut purples.

If you can guess the exact price of all this in £uk money, as it is the uk where i bought it you shall recieve this lovly amount of drink delivered to your door next friday.

Let the games begin friends !

rules.

1. Only one post each. If you fail to comply you shall be ASSIMILATED !

2. It is in uk monies these things ----> ££££

3. If you do wish to reguess you may. But each extra guess will mean your prize will be greatly diminished. i.e ill send you the empties, kapishe ??!

4. There wil be No, and i mean No transfering of bodily fluids during the lenght of this compitition. Yes jules that means you too.

5. Amp/pam is banned from taking part of this compitition, as he knows to much.

boneless

*wanders in... looks around...*

Am I too early??

Did mentioned purchases cost, in pounds sterling, £25.90?

I'll have a pint of Tetleys please... thanks... quiet tonight...

Anti

Tis early yet. The mad crowd will be in soon. Nackers later on. hopefully no english though

* points to sign hanging above door *


NO DOGS OR ENGLISH !

Scraggs

£26.42



You come here often?
*sips martini*

Anti

I own this fine establishment my lady.

Drinks are on the house for both of you.

And your prices are way off.

Trinity

Hi

DO you have bottles of heineken? not that import stuff though.

i'll take one of those oh and a glass of ice please.

£20.70

Anti

* slides one up the bar *

wrong too

Anti

i eally thought this thread would be more popuar considering the prize !

Also will throw in one shag from me to the winner ! if wanted ofcourse !

Doomspell

/gets on barstool

get me a drink!

Jack B. Badd

A Beamish please, anti. And...I'll say £19.99. Can I trade in that anti shag for summat useful?

Anti

/me helps doom onto the stool, me lady, * offers drink *

jack the beamish is free for you my good man. And you are the closest so far. Drinks on you tonight

Jack B. Badd

Read the sig, I is a lady. Do I get assimilated now?!

Lust4Life

But Anti, you must play the part of Bob barker and say higher or lower to help narrow the guess!

I'll not guess until you do that!
BTW, the shipping alone if I won would drain your income so I'll be guessing for the fun of it.

L

EDIT: Aha! Finally a clue!!!
18.95 then!

Anti

l4l is closest.

Im not bob

Anti

Jack B. Badd wrote:

Read the sig, I is a lady. Do I get assimilated now?!

This is liek the 10th time i thought you were a dude. this fine establishment offeres you free drinks for life.

Jack B. Badd

Score! When does the assimilation begin? Will it rock my world?!

Lust4Life

Do they have Jim Beam Bourbon in Wales?

Anti

rock your world ? oh you have no idea chick. And if you would like, the owner of this fine establishment would like to rox your box anyday !

Anf if your lucky manytimes a day !

Anti

Lust4Life wrote:

Do they have Jim Beam Bourbon in Wales?

L4l

I can import whatever you want. and i knowwhat you want i have in stock



Any more guesses !

Jack B. Badd

anti wrote:

rock your world ? oh you have no idea chick. And if you would like, the owner of this fine establishment would like to rox your box anyday !

Anf if your lucky manytimes a day !

Hmmmmm... offer being considered

Lust4Life

17.50

And I'll have a Beam and Coke then!
If I like the atmosphere, I'll stay. Are those real lava lamps?
Where's the pool table?

Anti

please dont excite our barmen in this way jack, you are a bad influence.


The manager would like to see you in his office though !

Anti

Lust4Life wrote:

17.50

And I'll have a Beam and Coke then!
If I like the atmosphere, I'll stay. Are those real lava lamps?
Where's the pool table?

okay la4l is so close its not funny ¬!

Jack B. Badd

I'm already in your office, anti Playing with the em, toys on your desk

Lust4Life

17.25???

Higher? Lower? Do we have to be to the penny?

Got any pretzels?

Jack B. Badd

I'm playing witht the pretzels too

Lust4Life

Ewwww! Sanitation steps must be taken! I'd like mine individually bagged thank you!

Ever think when they put out bowls of popcorn and stuff for everyone to munch on... did that guy who just came from the bathroom and ate some actually wash his hands?????:eek: :eek: :eek:

Anti

and what man washes his hands ?

Jack B. Badd

You certainly know how to impress a girl, anti...:rolleyes: I'm getting lonely in this office.

Anti

Would you like me to join you under the table jack b. badd ?

Apparntly i am extremely well versed in oral !

3/4 boards women love it

Jack B. Badd

Rawr! The sheep avatar is arousing interest, is it?

Anti

it brings the man out in me.

Jack B. Badd

anti wrote:

it brings the man out in me.

I can see! :eek: OMG!

Anti

I cant hep the welsh part of me. its always horny......

Jack B. Badd

And on that note, I'm off to bed! Enjoy the horniness, anti

Lust4Life

Ha! Leaves him "All Dressed Up and No Place to Go" so to speak!

Sarky

/me posts

Sarky

/me posts again.

Assimilate this, bitch.

/me orders a double Midleton. No ice. Room temperature.

Lust4Life

Pub tender seems to be incoherent ATM.
But your request seems simple enough.

/reaches over bar and mixes Sarky a drink.

Sarky

NO MIXING!

Just a double shot of Midleton. No ice. Room temperature. Jeez, it's not f*cking rocket science. It's whisky, which is far more precise.

Lust4Life

Guess I'll be getting no tip here then.

/Pours 2 jiggers of Middleton into a tall glass.

Sarky

You want a tip? Don't f*ck around with a man's whisky!

Lust4Life

Ha! I'm a Whiskey Gal myself!
No argument here!

/lifts glass for a toast.

Cheers!

Tar.Aldarion

17.49

amp

I haven't actually read this thread but it said BAR on the outside so in I came. I'll have a double vodka and coke AND DON'T BOTHER WITH THE ICE!

The main fault with beer is it's too lovely.

Lust4Life

Well, the owner is sleeping... but will that be Rail or top shelf??? I'll never tell!

Black Swan

Nice cool, gentle breeze off the Pacific in OC. All my windows are open. Quiet. Half Moon. In a T and shorts. Went for a swim earlier. Kicking back after a long week. Might pop an frosty Oranjeboom pint. Chill out.:cool:

Jules

while the cats away the mouse.... ya know the deal.... and oi! to quote anti in another thread but change the name, back off anti's my bitch! eh! ok bitch not right word but stalkee/er privledge, anyone who wants to place their mits on him has to pay me first...... ill give him to ya or 50cent!

Black Swan

I'll just put Jules in a BL sandwich. Hummm? BL? BL? Oh, BLT! Jules, are you a tomato?

Jules

tomatoes.... i think im gonna vomit!!! i have never eaten a fresh tomato in my life and as god is my witness i never will!!!!!

Lust4Life

Oh, my Dear, never say never! I've only recently learned to like fresh tomatoes. It could happen!