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Q & A Thread

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    A) Seb has it...

    Q) Do the storks make the babies then?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. As long as their is no follow up questions... Yes!

    Q. Who actually listens to that song "The laughing police man" Sounds like jazz to me...


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    A: It's not jazz. It's totally Cuckoo's nest!

    Q: Where will I eat tonight?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. In the bath tub...

    Q. What kinda food are you gonna eat in the bath tub?


    (Jazz sucks)


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    A: a nice bloody steak! mmmm steak

    Q: what would the flying spaghetti monster do?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    A) Make babies with the storks.

    Q) Do the storks make the babies for all animals?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Yes. Except storks... That is a closely guarded secret!

    Q. What wouldnt the flying spagetti monster do?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    kills his/her foes with flying spagetti!!!!....


    why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near!?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. I smell like bird food...

    Q. What is the best way to get rid of this smell?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    countless hours spent in a tub being scrubbed down by yours truely!!!!


    stalkee or stalker?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Scrubber or scrubbee?

    Q. Who stalks the stalker?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Manchester Police Detectives

    Q) But how does a little stork carry a big baby elephant?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. It just does!

    Q. Why does Seb have to be in witness protection?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    A) Well... he's actually tied to my bed at the moment

    "Coming Dear..."

    Q) Why do you all answer "it just does"?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Pure and utter laziness

    Q: What did you use for the tying?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    A. Well there's handcuffs and ties/scarves.


    Q. Stalker or stalkee


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Stalkee, if they'll let me...

    Q: Will they let me?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    A. You'll have to find a man first


    Q. Any men in mind?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Ummmmm...not so much no.

    Q: Any recommendations?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    A. I'm not the expert...ask jules:D or Lusty


    Q. Favourite sheep, I mean meat:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Favourite meat? Soylent Green of course :D

    Q: Fancy a cuppa?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    A. Why yes..thank you


    Q. Cookie?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: only if it's the chocolate variety

    Q: Sugar in tea is the devil, right?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. How can you say that?? :eek:

    Q. Weak or Strong?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Weak, dear lord. Wave the teabag in the general direction of the water. That'll do!

    Q: Is Pick 'n' Mix just too damn expensive these days?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A.Yes It is!

    Q. Have you found your stalker yet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Nope but I'm not trying very hard tbh. Maybe an ad in the classifieds...

    Q: Shouldn't stalkers just appear, like the birds in that song?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    A. No. They're male

    male=lazy

    Q. Why are men so lazy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: They're conserving energy for the final days (drum roll, please).

    Q: Could I not have a female stalker?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    nots are easy
    it's untangling that's hard

    how much chalk could a stocker stalk if a stocker should stock chalk?


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