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Jack B. Badd · 25-08-2006 05:56PM #1

The piece of blue lint on the coffee table has begun to stare at me in a rather aggressive manner. Staring back doesn't seem to be encouraging him to back down. Neither does growling suggestively.
I don't think I want to fight this guy, he seems a bit of a headcase. Maybe a swift kick to the groin would solve the issue...

Ruu_Old · 25-08-2006 05:58PM

Bark at him!:)

Jack B. Badd · 25-08-2006 06:01PM

I think the barking is just turning him on :eek:

Jules · 25-08-2006 06:08PM

well you need to show yourself to be slightly submissive.... lint likes that especialy the blue stuff!!! so just down on all fours and roll over onto your back!

Jack B. Badd · 25-08-2006 06:11PM

jules80 wrote:

well you need to show yourself to be slightly submissive.... lint likes that especialy the blue stuff!!! so just down on all fours and roll over onto your back!

Done...and now I think the little b*astard's laughing at me! Maybe it's cos I've got the laptop hanging over my head in order to type this

Jules · 25-08-2006 06:17PM

have you whimpered at it..... hold on have you checked what sex the lint is, cuz if its a girl what your doing is totally worng but if its male well just whimper and cover your face with your hands!

Jack B. Badd · 25-08-2006 06:23PM

The whole lint gender issue is a bit of a complete mistery to me... And I really don't think I can get close enough to check without losing a finger. It's started humming the theme from McGyver now, is that BAD?!!!

Lust4Life · 25-08-2006 07:03PM

Have you any bellybutton lint? Maybe it is lonesome and needs a friend?

Or a mint in your pocket? Those always collect lint. They could all party!

(What do Lints drink at parties???)

Jack B. Badd · 25-08-2006 07:06PM

Mostly vodka, I'd think. And alas I am lacking in lint. I am too clean and neat for my own good!
Maybe I can find some in the sofa.
*goes off to check*

Anti · 25-08-2006 07:20PM

i always find lint in my shoes, Maybe he has gone AWOL from his fellow collony members in your shoe. put a shoe on the table, but only a right shoe though, the left will offend him deeply, And alas this you will deeply regret.

Jack B. Badd · 25-08-2006 07:25PM

Since the sofa has turned up nought except a five cent piece, a lone licorice allsort and some crumbs, I will attempt to follow anti's plan. Wish me luck!
*double checks orientation of proffered shoe*

Jack B. Badd · 25-08-2006 07:47PM

Looks like anti's was yet another damp squib (sorry!).
Have at least temporarily incapacitated Mr. Lint though by placing an upsidedown glass over him. I wonder how long it takes for his air to run out...:D

Anti · 25-08-2006 07:50PM

This must be one of the rare variety of belgian fighting lint, this is indeed a very rare specimin. You should call margret thatcher and kokee anaananannaana ( you know him yeah ? ) Talks must begin before the said lint gets all horoshima and nagasaki on your arse !

Anti · 25-08-2006 07:51PM

horo hiro, whats a vowel between friends ?

Jack B. Badd · 25-08-2006 07:56PM

anti wrote:

horo hiro, whats a vowel between friends ?

Quite a bit, I'd think! Sniff!

Lint appears to be unconscious/dead. Result!

Anti · 25-08-2006 08:12PM

He is tricking you. Keep one eye open when you sleep my good friend

Jack B. Badd · 25-08-2006 08:17PM

Good friend, eh? Where's this going?
And he's still not moving...I might be safe for a while. Long enough to refill my bucket of tea, I reckon.

Anti · 25-08-2006 08:20PM

sorry am still in KOTRT mode.

Be nimble on your feet.

Jack B. Badd · 25-08-2006 08:23PM

I'm gonna ask a retarded question but wtf is KOTRT?

Edit: Ok, I just got it!
Dozy is not the word

Anti · 25-08-2006 08:25PM

Wee shall forgive you, as you do have the insignificant and inferior femele xy chromosone

Jack B. Badd · 25-08-2006 08:32PM

XX dude. lol. Men are the ones with XY.

Jack B. Badd · 25-08-2006 09:10PM

Truely the Houdini of lint...no chance I'll recapture the little bugger again!

Anti · 25-08-2006 09:59PM

I have a feeling you shall see him soon.

And yes i mean XX. sorreh

Jack B. Badd · 25-08-2006 10:02PM

I think he's waiting til I go to sleep. I have a coffee-laced IV ready and waiting should it be needed! And the floor around me is scattered with mouse traps, Jerry-style...

Anti · 25-08-2006 10:07PM

insufficiant. that lint is sneeky. I think i have met him before

Jack B. Badd · 25-08-2006 10:11PM

Methinks the lint is an evil genius. In which case there is no hope for me! Now where did I put that list of things I wanted to do before I died a horrible screaming death by lint attack?

Nevyn · 25-08-2006 10:29PM

Get the hover.....

Jack B. Badd · 25-08-2006 10:32PM

Unfair advantage, methinks. There is such a thing as a fair fight. Sportsmanship and such.

26-08-2006 11:55AM

aw, i thought someone made me a thread.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 26-08-2006 01:40PM

Jack B. Badd wrote:

And the floor around me is scattered with mouse traps,

You cant capture lint with mouse traps, you need sticky tape!!!

boneless · 26-08-2006 01:59PM

And a step ladder, an egg whisk, a limp lettuce leaf and a lupin, a small dog and some calvita cheese... no, wait!! That's how you get a woman into bed... sorry, can't help with the lint.

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