Blue

Jack B. Badd

The piece of blue lint on the coffee table has begun to stare at me in a rather aggressive manner. Staring back doesn't seem to be encouraging him to back down. Neither does growling suggestively.
I don't think I want to fight this guy, he seems a bit of a headcase. Maybe a swift kick to the groin would solve the issue...

Ruu_Old

Bark at him!:)

Jack B. Badd

I think the barking is just turning him on :eek:

Jules

well you need to show yourself to be slightly submissive.... lint likes that especialy the blue stuff!!! so just down on all fours and roll over onto your back!

Jack B. Badd

jules80 wrote:

well you need to show yourself to be slightly submissive.... lint likes that especialy the blue stuff!!! so just down on all fours and roll over onto your back!

Done...and now I think the little b*astard's laughing at me! Maybe it's cos I've got the laptop hanging over my head in order to type this

Jules

have you whimpered at it..... hold on have you checked what sex the lint is, cuz if its a girl what your doing is totally worng but if its male well just whimper and cover your face with your hands!

Jack B. Badd

The whole lint gender issue is a bit of a complete mistery to me... And I really don't think I can get close enough to check without losing a finger. It's started humming the theme from McGyver now, is that BAD?!!!

Lust4Life

Have you any bellybutton lint? Maybe it is lonesome and needs a friend?

Or a mint in your pocket? Those always collect lint. They could all party!

(What do Lints drink at parties???)

Jack B. Badd

Mostly vodka, I'd think. And alas I am lacking in lint. I am too clean and neat for my own good!
Maybe I can find some in the sofa.
*goes off to check*

Anti

i always find lint in my shoes, Maybe he has gone AWOL from his fellow collony members in your shoe. put a shoe on the table, but only a right shoe though, the left will offend him deeply, And alas this you will deeply regret.

Jack B. Badd

Since the sofa has turned up nought except a five cent piece, a lone licorice allsort and some crumbs, I will attempt to follow anti's plan. Wish me luck!
*double checks orientation of proffered shoe*

Jack B. Badd

Looks like anti's was yet another damp squib (sorry!).
Have at least temporarily incapacitated Mr. Lint though by placing an upsidedown glass over him. I wonder how long it takes for his air to run out...:D

Anti

This must be one of the rare variety of belgian fighting lint, this is indeed a very rare specimin. You should call margret thatcher and kokee anaananannaana ( you know him yeah ? ) Talks must begin before the said lint gets all horoshima and nagasaki on your arse !

Anti

horo hiro, whats a vowel between friends ?

Jack B. Badd

anti wrote:

horo hiro, whats a vowel between friends ?

Quite a bit, I'd think! Sniff!

Lint appears to be unconscious/dead. Result!

Anti

He is tricking you. Keep one eye open when you sleep my good friend

Jack B. Badd

Good friend, eh? Where's this going?
And he's still not moving...I might be safe for a while. Long enough to refill my bucket of tea, I reckon.

Anti

sorry am still in KOTRT mode.

Be nimble on your feet.

Jack B. Badd

I'm gonna ask a retarded question but wtf is KOTRT?

Edit: Ok, I just got it!
Dozy is not the word

Anti

Wee shall forgive you, as you do have the insignificant and inferior femele xy chromosone

Jack B. Badd

XX dude. lol. Men are the ones with XY.

Jack B. Badd

Truely the Houdini of lint...no chance I'll recapture the little bugger again!

Anti

I have a feeling you shall see him soon.

And yes i mean XX. sorreh

Jack B. Badd

I think he's waiting til I go to sleep. I have a coffee-laced IV ready and waiting should it be needed! And the floor around me is scattered with mouse traps, Jerry-style...

Anti

insufficiant. that lint is sneeky. I think i have met him before

Jack B. Badd

Methinks the lint is an evil genius. In which case there is no hope for me! Now where did I put that list of things I wanted to do before I died a horrible screaming death by lint attack?

Nevyn

Get the hover.....

Jack B. Badd

Unfair advantage, methinks. There is such a thing as a fair fight. Sportsmanship and such.

aw, i thought someone made me a thread.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Jack B. Badd wrote:

And the floor around me is scattered with mouse traps,

You cant capture lint with mouse traps, you need sticky tape!!!

boneless

And a step ladder, an egg whisk, a limp lettuce leaf and a lupin, a small dog and some calvita cheese... no, wait!! That's how you get a woman into bed... sorry, can't help with the lint.

Jack B. Badd

boneless wrote:

And a step ladder, an egg whisk, a limp lettuce leaf and a lupin, a small dog and some calvita cheese... no, wait!! That's how you get a woman into bed... sorry, can't help with the lint.

The scary stuff is I found myself nodding in agreement at the bit about the egg whisk...

boneless

Ah... the egg whisk always works best!

Jack B. Badd

Jeez, getting a woman into bed seems to take a lot of work! More work than getting rid of overly agressive pieces of lint. And on that note, the lint seems to have left the building

boneless

You should see how I get them out of the sack... now, thats hard work...

Jack B. Badd

Why would you want a woman out of the sack? Unless you were sending her to the kitchen or summat...

boneless

I like to sleep alone... with my egg whisk...

Matt Holck

some clouds look like lint

Jack B. Badd

Do the clouds stare at you aggressively?

Matt Holck

it is more a pasive observance

Jack B. Badd

Dumbass passive clouds...grrr.

Black Swan

Run! Run for your lives! The dust bunnies are multiplying!:eek:

Jack B. Badd

Are dust bunnies related to lint?
Hmmmm...possibly 1 am after a few pints is not the time to be asking deap meaningful questions about the byproducts of soft furnishings and whatnot.

Demetrius

Such a great thread title. I will have to eject some of the non-Blue lint, though.

Jack B. Badd

Demetrius wrote:

Such a great thread title.

You have no idea how long it took to come up with a suitable title for this thread... The brainstorming, oh the brainstorming :cool:

boneless

I collected lots of bellybutton fluff and glued it onto a sheep in the Glen of Imaal yesterday... he was a lovely multicoloured sheep until the lads from 2nd Reg. blew him up... Oh what fun the lads had!!

challengemaster

i like Blue_Lagoon

>_>

<_<

Capt'n Midnight

Derek Jarman made the defining blue movie.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Blue-Derek-Jarman/dp/B000G8NZ7G

Jack B. Badd

Wasn't there a blue phase in Hero?

chamlis

"Gonna have to admit she's turning blue. Such a lovely colour for you..."