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What jules has in store for herself

  • 20-08-2006 07:38PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    This is for you jules, my beloved stalker. I just took a mould now and i hope your kebab approves.


    24y5ptthw9.jpg

    <3

    Yes Yes. L4L you can borrow it too.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    anti wrote:
    This is for you jules, my beloved stalker. I just took a mould now and i hope your kebab approves.


    24y5ptthw9.jpg

    <3

    Yes Yes. L4L you can borrow it too.
    ha ha kebabs beware:eek:


  • Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Channing Brave Harpoon


    my friend has a drinking flask that looks a little like that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    bluewolf wrote:
    my friend has a drinking flask that looks a little like that
    my little friend looks like that.
    Less yellow though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    How come I don't get special treatment from my stalkees?? :(

    Kaiser, Spaceman I hope you both are watching this!!! :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    ah come now. not all stalkees are as thoughtfull as me :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Hmmm.. Makes note to get new stalkee that will treat me right :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    Now im gonna head off and make a second one for my part time stalker L4L. I might just make it Dp too as i have a feeling she might just enjoy it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,019 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    It would be hotter if you stalked women tbh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    agreed, women stalking women is hawt !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Anti, can I have mne in green? And pulsating?
    Perhaps I can share it with you some night while you're asleep! (Believe me, you WOULD wake up!;) )

    L4L


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    This can be aranged.

    I sleep on my back. Good luck trying to wake me up with it. That is unless you plan to slap me around with it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Well... I could force you to take it orally.:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    I think i would prefer that then anally


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    anti wrote:
    I think i would prefer that then anally
    good lad,you know it makes sense


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    But first, has your rash cleared up?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    its not a matter of sense. its a matter of pain. And a pain i wish to not endure any time soon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    Lust4Life wrote:
    But first, has your rash cleared up?


    You mean the case of the clap you gave me ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    No, Baby, You had that WAY before you met me!:eek:

    /runs, gets steril gause and alcohol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    Ah thats true. I think i may have caught it that time i rubbed off Ruu.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    anti wrote:
    24y5ptthw9.jpg


    "Moral organisations in uproar after documentary on the animatronic models used in Snakes On A Plane"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    originally posted by anti

    Ah thats true. I think i may have caught it that time i rubbed off Ruu.


    Ah, yes, I suppose that is true. If I'm having sex with you,, I'm also having sex with all of your previous partners as well.
    *me shudders*
    Where's the whip cream?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    yes, as whip'd cream covers up all them nasty sexually transmitted infections. its a known fact


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I've heard whipped cream cures just about everything.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    Excellent, ill pass that onto county, as he " borrowed " one of my sheep to help " cut " his garden.

    The sheep came back with a rather nasty set of grapes hanging from its arse. i can only imagine how county is getting on =(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    Lust4Life wrote:
    Ah, yes, I suppose that is true. If I'm having sex with you,, I'm also having sex with all of your previous partners as well.
    *me shudders*
    Where's the whip cream?
    spatula armed and ready


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Aw, County, it's okay, really! I only have anti 2 days a week!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    Lust4Life wrote:
    Aw, County, it's okay, really! I only have anti 2 days a week!
    so the other 5 days are mine,nice one;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    Ill fight you to the death for them other 5 days !!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    Ok but there might be some clothing restrictions and mud/jello which ever you prefere:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    ooh! Men fighting over little ole me?
    Hot Damn! I must be doing this right, then!:D


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