What jules has in store for herself

Anti

This is for you jules, my beloved stalker. I just took a mould now and i hope your kebab approves.






Yes Yes. L4L you can borrow it too.

county

anti wrote:

This is for you jules, my beloved stalker. I just took a mould now and i hope your kebab approves.






Yes Yes. L4L you can borrow it too.

ha ha kebabs beware:eek:

my friend has a drinking flask that looks a little like that

Gone West

bluewolf wrote:

my friend has a drinking flask that looks a little like that

my little friend looks like that.
Less yellow though.

takola

How come I don't get special treatment from my stalkees??

Kaiser, Spaceman I hope you both are watching this!!!

Anti

ah come now. not all stalkees are as thoughtfull as me

takola

Hmmm.. Makes note to get new stalkee that will treat me right

Anti

Now im gonna head off and make a second one for my part time stalker L4L. I might just make it Dp too as i have a feeling she might just enjoy it

Cuddlesworth

It would be hotter if you stalked women tbh.

Anti

agreed, women stalking women is hawt !

Lust4Life

Anti, can I have mne in green? And pulsating?
Perhaps I can share it with you some night while you're asleep! (Believe me, you WOULD wake up!;) )

L4L

Anti

This can be aranged.

I sleep on my back. Good luck trying to wake me up with it. That is unless you plan to slap me around with it

Lust4Life

Well... I could force you to take it orally.:eek:

Anti

I think i would prefer that then anally

county

anti wrote:

I think i would prefer that then anally

good lad,you know it makes sense

Lust4Life

But first, has your rash cleared up?

Anti

its not a matter of sense. its a matter of pain. And a pain i wish to not endure any time soon.

Anti

Lust4Life wrote:

But first, has your rash cleared up?

You mean the case of the clap you gave me ?

Lust4Life

No, Baby, You had that WAY before you met me!:eek:

/runs, gets steril gause and alcohol

Anti

Ah thats true. I think i may have caught it that time i rubbed off Ruu.

Sarky

anti wrote:

"Moral organisations in uproar after documentary on the animatronic models used in Snakes On A Plane"

Lust4Life

originally posted by anti

Ah thats true. I think i may have caught it that time i rubbed off Ruu.

Ah, yes, I suppose that is true. If I'm having sex with you,, I'm also having sex with all of your previous partners as well.
*me shudders*
Where's the whip cream?

Anti

yes, as whip'd cream covers up all them nasty sexually transmitted infections. its a known fact

Lust4Life

I've heard whipped cream cures just about everything.

Anti

Excellent, ill pass that onto county, as he " borrowed " one of my sheep to help " cut " his garden.

The sheep came back with a rather nasty set of grapes hanging from its arse. i can only imagine how county is getting on =(

county

Lust4Life wrote:

Ah, yes, I suppose that is true. If I'm having sex with you,, I'm also having sex with all of your previous partners as well.
*me shudders*
Where's the whip cream?

spatula armed and ready

Lust4Life

Aw, County, it's okay, really! I only have anti 2 days a week!

county

Lust4Life wrote:

Aw, County, it's okay, really! I only have anti 2 days a week!

so the other 5 days are mine,nice one;)

Anti

Ill fight you to the death for them other 5 days !!!

Doomspell

Ok but there might be some clothing restrictions and mud/jello which ever you prefere:D

Lust4Life

ooh! Men fighting over little ole me?
Hot Damn! I must be doing this right, then!:D

Anti

You women are becomming sexist pigs !

You should be ashamed !

Lust4Life

You love every moment of it, Anti! Now get on your Jello wrestling clothes!

Anti

If im going to be forced to fight in jello it will be done nekid or not at all !

county

Lust4Life wrote:

You love every moment of it, Anti! Now get on your Jello wrestling clothes!

if you want me to stalk you full time those amercianisims have to go big time;)

Lust4Life

County? Are those british Rules or welsh rules?
Are you game?
Got the video camera aimed at the wrestling pit so I can watch the footage?

Do i throw in a Lace Hanky to begin the match? I'm new at this!

Anti

Were the ones in the jelly ( not jello ) pit. our rules !

And we would prefere a more manly handcerchief ( not hanky )

county

Lust4Life wrote:

County? Are those british Rules or welsh rules?
Are you game?
Got the video camera aimed at the wrestling pit so I can watch the footage?

Do i throw in a Lace Hanky to begin the match? I'm new at this!

british and welsh are the same,and what the fcuk is lace hanky?

Doomspell

/pulls out handcerchief


ready

Lust4Life

I'll sing as you wrestle...

originally written by The Flaming Lips

I know a girl who thinks of ghosts
She'll make you breakfast
She'll make you toast
She don't use butter
She don't use cheese
She don't use jelly
Or any of these
She uses vaseline, vaseline

Anti

/me viciously attacks county with a gander of ghoneria infected geese !

Lust4Life

Oh, No! Not Germ Warfare!






Can't we all just get along?

county

anti wrote:

/me viciously attacks county with a gander of ghoneria infected geese !

welsh=british
english=british
scottish=british
northern irish=british
be proud man,be proud;)

Jules

is someone setting me a challange???

Anti

nothing to be proud of this pityfull nation we call home

Doomspell

I want to see some, dirty men climb all over each other now fight!

Lust4Life

Jules! You've arrived just in time!

Anti, meet Jules!

Jules, Anti!

He's a naughty, naughty man! You'll love him!

Jules

is he naughty enough.. the kinda naughty that is only allowed in pming??

Doomspell

did you see the pic??

Lust4Life

Jules, I did PM you about him.
And yes, he has the most delicious PM's!

Anti

takola

krazy_8s wrote:

It would be hotter if you stalked women tbh.

Ah we stalk each other two. Jules I know what you've been up to!!


You're gonna have to fill me in in pm's though!