Psycho Girls / Boys

This is like so a sexiest thread, don't you know that MEN decide who's sane and who's pyscho, using outdated stoneage Male gene's. If WOMEN ruled the world, we'd redefine things as watching 22 MEN kick a FOOTBALL as pyscho. GUYS are just afraid of the beauty of FEMALE EMOTION!!!!

(figured I may as well say it, it's only a matter of time before some nutter chick posts it.)

My ex was a bit mental alright, she used to make up these storys all the time, storys about me, and she'd be telling them to me!
She also put on these personalitys, like if she saw a movie or something, she'd act like one of the characters.
I wish i never met her

Id a stalker from the age of 15 to about 18 or so, she hasnt called me on private in about 2 years now. I knew full well who it was, a bird who had asked me out and I politely declined (bout a year younger than me, from school, she wasnt ugly. Alright, she wore glasses, but without them Id say she was decent. It was just that she wasnt seemingly into going out on the tear or anything, so I said no thanks)

It was never vioent or threatening, it was more along the lines of what an 11 year old girl would do if she got her hands on her brothers phone. I felt a bit sorry really seeing as her and her little mates didnt seem to be the full shilling, so for that reason I never said anything to her.

The calls largely fell off after she rang me one night when we were on the tear without disguising the number. I gave the phone to my mate, who went into the toilet cubicle and drunkenly waffled away for 20 minutes to them. A few days later he rang the number back, yer ones mother picked up and he asked her to talk dirty to him (so he claims)

I do miss those calls. I think it was Noel Gallagher who said if your being stalked at least someone cares


Speaking of which, check out the song that the black bird whos stalking Colin Farrell recorded. They played a little bit of it on the radio one day, it goes something like "Colin Farrell is my bitch" repeatedtly.

I swear to god, even i was afraid, I wonder how poor Colin must feel.

I'm going to admit to being a little bit crazy.

No psycho girlfriends for me really, a bit obsessive perhaps but thats about it.