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  • #212
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A: no, sure she gets turned on by animals puking...

    Q: why?


  • #213
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    A. I am, L4L and jules, what are you doing to her:eek:

    Q. Bournville vs. Dairy Milk


  • #214
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A: Bournville

    Q: what do women and prawns have in common? hehe :D


  • #215
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    A) They taste great smothered in garlic butter...

    Q) Who wants to lick me clear of garlic butter?


  • #216
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A: Jules probably will.... wasn't the right answer though!

    Q: If a fat person falls in the woods do the trees laugh?


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  • #217
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    A. Yes


    Q. If a tree falls in the middle of the forest and no one hears it. Does it still make a sound? How do you know?


  • #218
    Scraggs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    A. No, trees can't laugh fullstop. Sorry to burst your bubble.


    Q. What colour should I paint my nails?


  • #219
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Doomspell - A: yes, it shouts timber as it falls.
    Scraggs - A: pink

    Q: are you as bored as I am right now?


  • #220
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: well im replyin to you so i must be!

    Q: any interesting plans for the weekend?


  • #221
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A: Party tommorrow, should be a good laugh!

    Q: yourself?


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  • #222
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: na drinking and hiney watching!!

    Q: which is more important looks or personality!


    by the way has anyone seen tar today?


  • #223
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A: Always a tough one to answer...... personality mostly!

    Q: why does my cat insist on licking her bits a foot away from my face?


  • #224
    takola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. She likes being watched!

    Q. Why are you watching? :p

    P.S. Nope haven't seen him since last night Jules


  • #225
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    A. Because he is Steve.

    Q: Takola, that was an AWESOME Tasteless joke! Got any more?


  • #226
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A: I dunno, but you would if you could!

    Q: where is everyone gone, posts are slowing down?


  • #227
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: some of us have to wo.... cant bring my self to say it!

    Q: why are we still posting at 8pm on a friday night.. are we all sad!?


  • #228
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A: no just you jules... only messin!

    Q: knock knock?

    PS: welcome back lusty!


  • #229
    takola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. Who's there

    Q. Who's there?

    I'll have to think L


  • #230
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Why, Steve, thanks for the welcome!


    A: Who's there?


  • #231
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A: I dunno, just f*ckin answer it and see yourself! hehe

    Q: Anyone gonna wath the big bro final? I couldn't b arsed


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  • #232
    takola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. NOOOOO!!! Yuck Yuck!

    Q. What's everyone up to tonight?


  • #233
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A: havin a ew beefs watching telly.

    Q: will someone post a pic in KYN - I hate being the last one there!


  • #234
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Sorry, baby, no can do! I'd end up pasted into a photo with a bovine or something.

    Q: What's a hot number like you doing home on a Friday night? No money?


  • #235
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    Oh I'm not staying in I'm going out:p

    Q. Angles vs. Devils (you know what I mean;))


  • #236
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: ya know what they say

    good girls go to heavan... bad girls go all the way!!

    Q: saints or sinners?


  • #237
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    Sinners, saints tend to be snoby:D

    Q. Why Jules80?


  • #238
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: year i was born!

    Q: why doomspell?


  • #239
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    A.Because I'm 'spell-cast' to live in doom-Doomspell


    Q. If you could live anywhere, where would it be?


  • #240
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A: New York

    Q: what the hell am I doing here again?

    I'm going back to my beers, l8r....


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  • #241
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    A. You can't stand the thought of Tar being alone with Jules.

    Q. Ok, how did you venture onto Boards?


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