Ronan Keating is a serial killer and must be stopped

muppetkiller · 16-08-2006 04:14PM #1

RONAN KEATING YOU SCUM BAG STOP KILLING SONGS...The GooGooDolls song Iris was a great song and he has butchered it beyond belief
How does he live with himself....who releases this malignant myopic meandering miscreant's mangey muck and who buys it !!!!Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Can we organise a petition to have him killed..
It starts here..

Ruu_Old · 16-08-2006 04:16PM

Yes, I'll sign it.

1.Ruu

Doomspell · 16-08-2006 04:18PM

Must kill ronan

2.Doomspell

Deer · 16-08-2006 04:24PM

Ronan must die. Publically flogged.

Deer

Archeron · 16-08-2006 04:25PM

Yep, you've got my support.

Archeron.
Mrs Archeron.

Archerons two dogs.

There you go, four signatures in one. In fairness I havent heard this song yet, but I wouldnt let that stop him from being killed.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 16-08-2006 04:27PM

9). Hail 2 Da Chimp...

Degsy · 16-08-2006 04:31PM

5) Degsy

i hope you're reading this,keating you piece of s hit!

Huggles · 16-08-2006 04:31PM

10.) TheGooner & dogs

11) George

12) Oscar

13) Molly

14) Charlie

Doomspell · 16-08-2006 04:32PM

15. Fear_The_Spoon.

Her internet isn't working so..

tap28 · 16-08-2006 04:34PM

16) tap28

cyrus the virus · 16-08-2006 04:35PM

yep his an asshole

-Cyrus the virus

takola · 16-08-2006 05:08PM

18. Takola

MrB · 16-08-2006 05:19PM

If you’re looking for a professional I have some great rates for Irritating ex-boy band members!
To-days special, slow cooking in a giant clay pot while being forced to listen to his own music : €500
:cool:

please don't take me up on this offer as I'm not a real assassin and wouldn’t last 2 minutes in Mountjoy!

Jules · 16-08-2006 05:35PM

oh yeah - (19) Jules - while we are at it can we also take out the following

gary barlow, mark owen, jorden knight, all of the walbergs, tj from nsync and also my personal fav tom cruise, know he is not a singer but god is he annoying!!!!

Kojak · 16-08-2006 05:44PM

20). Kojak - he has gotten away for too long. Its time we put a stop to this maddness.

Ruu_Old · 16-08-2006 07:30PM

21. Timmy the Dog.

GAAman · 16-08-2006 07:40PM

22 GAAman

Make it slow and *VERY* painful

Peyton Manning · 16-08-2006 10:07PM

97) Archimedes

Who deleted the other 75 signatures?

Jules · 16-08-2006 10:11PM

damn ronan keating loving mods!

16-08-2006 10:14PM

My parrot agrees that white bread is far tastier than brown

county · 16-08-2006 10:21PM

will this be death by firing squad,if so put me down

MrJoeSoap · 16-08-2006 10:41PM

98) MrJoeSoap, I'd even do the job myself but the Gardai took my Uzi off me on Portmarnock beach the other day.

county · 16-08-2006 10:43PM

MrJoeSoap wrote:

98) MrJoeSoap, I'd even do the job myself but the Gardai took my Uzi off me on Portmarnock beach the other day.

i bet it could have come in handy tonight:D

Lust4Life · 17-08-2006 12:40AM

Atari Jaguar

Zulu · 17-08-2006 08:13AM

Zulu signs...
As does the famous five
Jullian.
Dick.
Ann.
George.
Timmy the dog.

muppetkiller · 17-08-2006 09:30AM

Excellent now we need to take this to the press !!!

Deer · 17-08-2006 03:31PM

I think this very important issue is being neglected. Ronan must be stopped. We need more signatures and a national campaign. Ronan must at the very least be flogged and then exiled. I think people should donate the most sinkable of equipment and I will build a raft for his exit out of this country.

Jules · 17-08-2006 05:05PM

Will this help? ..... *pushes in an anvil on wheels*

Archeron · 18-08-2006 12:43PM

I can donate a life size statue of Jo Brand hugging Roseanne Barr made of Lard. Its reasonably heavy and could cause some damage.

Nevyn · 18-08-2006 01:18PM

Ruu wrote:

21. Timmy the Dog.

oh oh wow nice one ruu that has be in giggles.

I would not kill him.
I would sign a petition for his vocal chords to be cut that way he can live his life out in his own specail type of suffering.

Dampsquid · 19-08-2006 11:17AM

Hope he's not premoted by ...

Ronan Keating is a serial killer and must be stopped

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