Ronan Keating is a serial killer and must be stopped

muppetkiller

RONAN KEATING YOU SCUM BAG STOP KILLING SONGS...The GooGooDolls song Iris was a great song and he has butchered it beyond belief
How does he live with himself....who releases this malignant myopic meandering miscreant's mangey muck and who buys it !!!!Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Can we organise a petition to have him killed..
It starts here..

Ruu_Old

Yes, I'll sign it.

1.Ruu

Doomspell

Must kill ronan

2.Doomspell

Deer

Ronan must die. Publically flogged.

Deer

Archeron

Yep, you've got my support.

Archeron.
Mrs Archeron.

Archerons two dogs.


There you go, four signatures in one. In fairness I havent heard this song yet, but I wouldnt let that stop him from being killed.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

9). Hail 2 Da Chimp...

Degsy

5) Degsy


i hope you're reading this,keating you piece of s hit!

Huggles

10.) TheGooner & dogs

11) George

12) Oscar

13) Molly

14) Charlie

Doomspell

15. Fear_The_Spoon.

Her internet isn't working so..

tap28

16) tap28

cyrus the virus

yep his an asshole

-Cyrus the virus

takola

18. Takola

MrB

If you’re looking for a professional I have some great rates for Irritating ex-boy band members!
To-days special, slow cooking in a giant clay pot while being forced to listen to his own music : €500
:cool:

please don't take me up on this offer as I'm not a real assassin and wouldn’t last 2 minutes in Mountjoy!

Jules

oh yeah - (19) Jules - while we are at it can we also take out the following

gary barlow, mark owen, jorden knight, all of the walbergs, tj from nsync and also my personal fav tom cruise, know he is not a singer but god is he annoying!!!!

Kojak

20). Kojak - he has gotten away for too long. Its time we put a stop to this maddness.

Ruu_Old

21. Timmy the Dog.

GAAman

22 GAAman

Make it slow and *VERY* painful

Peyton Manning

97) Archimedes

Who deleted the other 75 signatures?

Jules

damn ronan keating loving mods!

My parrot agrees that white bread is far tastier than brown

county

will this be death by firing squad,if so put me down

MrJoeSoap

98) MrJoeSoap, I'd even do the job myself but the Gardai took my Uzi off me on Portmarnock beach the other day.

county

MrJoeSoap wrote:

98) MrJoeSoap, I'd even do the job myself but the Gardai took my Uzi off me on Portmarnock beach the other day.

i bet it could have come in handy tonight:D

Lust4Life

Atari Jaguar

Zulu

Zulu signs...
As does the famous five
Jullian.
Dick.
Ann.
George.
Timmy the dog.

muppetkiller

Excellent now we need to take this to the press !!!

Deer

I think this very important issue is being neglected. Ronan must be stopped. We need more signatures and a national campaign. Ronan must at the very least be flogged and then exiled. I think people should donate the most sinkable of equipment and I will build a raft for his exit out of this country.

Jules

Will this help? ..... *pushes in an anvil on wheels*

Archeron

I can donate a life size statue of Jo Brand hugging Roseanne Barr made of Lard. Its reasonably heavy and could cause some damage.

Nevyn

Ruu wrote:

21. Timmy the Dog.

oh oh wow nice one ruu that has be in giggles.

I would not kill him.
I would sign a petition for his vocal chords to be cut that way he can live his life out in his own specail type of suffering.

Dampsquid

Hope he's not premoted by ...

JaysusMacfeck

My farts smell like peanuts because I was eating dry roasted peanuts last night. This is normal.