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Snuffle Lumpkins.

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  • #32
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    We shall never surrender.


  • #33
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    You Are My Son?
    Bah Another Mouth.


  • #34
    Töpher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    You hang up


  • #35
    Scraggs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    How much do you love me?

    I <3 you this much....*extends arms*


  • #36
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    No, no, I less than three you more!


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  • #37
    Rustar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,217 ✭✭✭Rustar


    Chad ghostal wrote:
    Oh noes! not the 'elks snuff in lump'..?..
    ... is that some sort of a code?
    or back to your old perveted elk killing/sexing ways?

    That would be 'elk snuff in lumps', unless you're talking about different species of elk snuffing together, which isn't likely. 'Elk', of course, being both the singular and the plural of the word.;)


  • #38
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Rustar wrote:
    That would be 'elk snuff in lumps', unless you're talking about different species of elk snuffing together, which isn't likely. 'Elk', of course, being both the singular and the plural of the word.;)

    i once snuffed an elks..
    i was found 19 weeks later humping an mac dual core in a shanghai opium den
    best. weekend. evar.


  • #39
    Rustar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,217 ✭✭✭Rustar


    Cool! I hope you got pitchers! Of the den, that is....


  • #40
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    No, You hang up


  • #41
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Kojak wrote:
    No, You hang up
    No, no, you hang up!


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  • #42
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Only after YOU hang up. *giggles*


  • #43
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    *slams down reciever*
    there! everybody hung up!!!!:mad:






    *dials number*
    DRING DRING!


  • #44
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Bah. Hang up already!

    You're wasting my credit!


  • #45
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    You called me, you hang up!


  • #46
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Not until you hang up first!


  • #47
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    "At the tone, the time will be 5:15"

    No YOU hang up!!


  • #48
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    "Hi 11811 directories, how may I help you?"

    Not until you hang up first!


  • #49
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    ffs will you hang up already?


  • #50
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    No, YOU hang up!

    *giggle*


  • #51
    takola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    I can't, I don't want you to go!! :(


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  • #52
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I have to go, I just came.


  • #53
    takola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    eeeewww!!!!!!!! You never told me what you were doing! Hang up!! *vomiting sound*


  • #54
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Keep vomiting, oh yes baby, oh yes.


  • #55
    takola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    *Slams down the phone and starts crying feeling violated!*


  • #56
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    So you hung up then.

    VICTORY IS MINE.


    Now to clean up this mess on the chair.
    Here kitty kitty, that's a good girl.


  • #57
    takola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    You are a vile creature!!!! :(


  • #58
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    You just have a sick mind, stop intrepreting things so sexually?


    hawhaw


  • #59
    takola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    I HATE YOU!!!!!!! *Screams and throws things*


  • #60
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    That's ot baby, let it all out. I did.


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  • #61
    takola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    *ties Tar up and castrates him smirking!*


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