Snuffle Lumpkins.

Tar.Aldarion

no, no, you hang up. You hang up.

Tar.Aldarion

*Thread dies*

sanncoo

RESURRECTION.........

no,no, you!

Tar.Aldarion

There is a hidden message in the title.

Chad ghostal

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

There is a hidden message in the title.

Oh noes! not the 'elks snuff in lump'..?..
... is that some sort of a code?
or back to your old perveted elk killing/sexing ways?

Tar.Aldarion

Chad ghostal wrote:

Oh noes! not the 'elks snuff in lump'..?..
... is that some sort of a code?
or back to your old perveted elk killing/sexing ways?

Cracked and so soon! It was so secret even I did not know of it.
Also there is the snuff le lump which must be perused.
You will not break the code however, it is for nazi eyes only.

On an unrelated matter yes, I have gone back. Aurochs no longer do it for me.

No you snuff lump, no you!

The Free Man

some sort of imaginary friend?

.... or perhaps some sort of death clock....

Tar.Aldarion

I learned a lot and she taught me a lot but I consider myself a mediocre dancer.

Chad ghostal

ok..it took me a while,
but i found a nazi and scooped out his eyes*..
who do i see about trading for your precious aldarion secrets?


Riddles??Riddles?/
I nEver paid for riddles ??
MenDoOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*cough*
*splutter*
/dies


* they're fuhurific

Tar.Aldarion

WHAT do you know of Aldarion's secrets!
Return the jade monkey at once, you know not what you do!

they're fuhurific

\o/

Tar.Aldarion

*Shake 'N' Vac*

homah_7ft

What's the code?

Tar.Aldarion

It holds aldarion's secret, sorry, can't say. Yiu had better start looking for a nazi.

homah_7ft

I've got my ticket booked to South America.

Tar.Aldarion

My spies are watching you.

Wasn't this thread supposed to be dead

no, no, you hang up!

homah_7ft

Someone said it was alive

Tar.Aldarion

It was funky_penguin, wasn't it, wasn't it!!!!

homah_7ft

Sanncoo as it happens, but that's not important now

Tar.Aldarion

You killed him for his eyes? :eek:



Noiicce.

homah_7ft

I don't like eating boiled eggs because they are like eyes so I don't want the real thing at all.

Tar.Aldarion

I am very different, I love human eyes.
I WANT YOUR EYES,
ahem.

homah_7ft

Nah they wouldn't suit you.

Tar.Aldarion

I would give them to my child then.
My child of dooooom.

homah_7ft

You mean your son Dominic?

Tar.Aldarion

Yes
>_>

from my first wife.
He has her evil in him.

homah_7ft

Aww he had none of your evil. Oh well.

Tar.Aldarion

That has caused to many children to implode.
My love on the other hand causes only lawsuits.

homah_7ft

Maybe you should try mittens.

Tar.Aldarion

I am against the use of protection.

Sparky

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

I am against the use of protection.

Wise words.

Hello Daddy.

Tar.Aldarion

I am raising an army of my spawn.
I need more incubators(girls) though.

homah_7ft

We shall never surrender.

Tar.Aldarion

You Are My Son?
Bah Another Mouth.

Töpher

You hang up

Scraggs

How much do you love me?

I you this much....*extends arms*

Tar.Aldarion

No, no, I less than three you more!

Rustar

Chad ghostal wrote:

Oh noes! not the 'elks snuff in lump'..?..
... is that some sort of a code?
or back to your old perveted elk killing/sexing ways?

That would be 'elk snuff in lumps', unless you're talking about different species of elk snuffing together, which isn't likely. 'Elk', of course, being both the singular and the plural of the word.;)

Chad ghostal

Rustar wrote:

That would be 'elk snuff in lumps', unless you're talking about different species of elk snuffing together, which isn't likely. 'Elk', of course, being both the singular and the plural of the word.;)

i once snuffed an elks..
i was found 19 weeks later humping an mac dual core in a shanghai opium den
best. weekend. evar.

Rustar

Cool! I hope you got pitchers! Of the den, that is....

Kojak

No, You hang up

Tar.Aldarion

Kojak wrote:

No, You hang up

No, no, you hang up!

Sarky

Only after YOU hang up. *giggles*

BlueSpiral

*slams down reciever*
there! everybody hung up!!!!:mad:






*dials number*
DRING DRING!

Bah. Hang up already!

You're wasting my credit!

Tar.Aldarion

You called me, you hang up!

Not until you hang up first!

Chad ghostal

"At the tone, the time will be 5:15"

No YOU hang up!!

"Hi 11811 directories, how may I help you?"

Not until you hang up first!

Tar.Aldarion

ffs will you hang up already?

Sarky

No, YOU hang up!

*giggle*

takola

I can't, I don't want you to go!!