WWE buzzword list

Vince135792003 · 08-08-2006 07:48PM #1

Blatantly stolen from the figure four board. Heres some of the ones they came up with which I enjoyed.

Anything Can Happen in the WWE = "Anybody who's watched for more than a year can call 90% of this stuff."
The fans are exercising their first amendment rights= they're not reacting like they're supposed to.
Medical facility = hospital
Diva = Woman
Vixen = Woman
Sports entertainment = wrestling
Modified = ****ed Up
Bowling Shoe Ugly = Really ****ty Match
Methodical = boring
wrestlemania quality main event = please don't change the channel
Heinous = predictable heel act
bizarro world - town that hasnt drunk the WWE kool aid yet.
"controversial champion" = a babyface champion who the fans wouldn't piss on if he was on fire
Off the Chain = Same old, Same old
elevated liver enzymes = roided to the gills
50 feet high=20 feet max
unorthodox offence=weak looking(mostly rvd) or just to good for us
"What a move!" = "I have no idea what that move is called."
The story was broken by WWE.com earlier in the week = Jesus Christ, visit the ****ing website, will ya?
WWE Attitude = Stuff we stole from ECW.
Oh, that's got to be it. He only need to cover him for the 3 count = His opponent is about to kick out of his finisher.
93,173 people (wrestlemania 3) = about 70,000 people.
He's perhaps the best natural athlete in the WWE today = he hasn't got a gimmick or a push at the moment.

chopperbyrne · 08-08-2006 09:34PM

"He's had to overcome his 'personal demons' to get here today." = He's an alco, junkie or both. Probably a divorce or two aswell.

HorseRadish · 08-08-2006 10:59PM

Educated feet - Because his punches are sloppy as f**k!

J.R.HARTLEY · 08-08-2006 11:10PM

"our dedicated UK fans" - those in england and all the other inconsequential european countries we can't be arsed nameing.
the Immortal Hulk Hoagn - he just won't go away.
"PUPPIES" - i hate my job, i hate my life, someone please kill me.

HorseRadish · 08-08-2006 11:46PM

"More guts than brains" - Throws more punches than Rock,Warrior and Cena put together

Ham'nd'egger · 09-08-2006 01:27AM

"Quicker than a hiccup" Any flyer that JR likes.
"Tough as a $2 steak" Fat jobber who can't work for 5hite.
"High Flyer" Small jobber who just uses an armdrag as his offensive.
"He came from so and so University" Pretend he is a "real" athlete, please??"
"Directing traffic" Heel manager at a run in
"Hig Impact Move" Schivanoe forgets the name to a drop kick.
"Popular athlete" Discounts on this wrestlers mechandise.
"Scientic wrestler" Any non punch move in wrestling.

Stalfos · 09-08-2006 08:58AM

Umaga = Oh God, we wish we had Joe.

Brow · 09-08-2006 09:37AM

'He's a .... generation Superstar' = Daddy got him this job

dub_skav · 09-08-2006 11:02AM

'Intestinal Fortitude' = He's wrestling through a fake injury/Taking a beating from a jobber before he turns the tables

Hercule · 09-08-2006 02:51PM

If i hear Tazz call any of the 300+ pounders a "BO-HEEEEEE-MOTH" again i swear ill throw something at the TV. they should make a sky digital interactive counter for every time he says it when the big show throws weight around

Its not an a word u ass! :mad:

thats like a commentator saying the Mark Henry is "ginormous" or Trish Stratus is "fantabulous" looking

Ph3n0m · 09-08-2006 03:05PM

Hercule wrote:

If i hear Tazz call any of the 300+ pounders a "BO-HEEEEEE-MOTH" again i swear ill throw something at the TV. they should make a sky digital interactive counter for every time he says it when the big show throws weight around

Its not an a word u ass! :mad:

thats like a commentator saying the Mark Henry is "ginormous" or Trish Stratus is "fantabulous" looking

er behemoth is a word

http://www.google.ie/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&defl=en&q=define:Behemoth&sa=X&oi=glossary_definition&ct=title

HorseRadish · 09-08-2006 03:05PM

Or what really gets on my nerves,when Michael Cole goes....OH MY!

seanironmaiden · 09-08-2006 05:09PM

JR: "I'm not sure how much of that move he got..."

-He completely missed that sweet chin music/big boot/leg drop

Hercule · 10-08-2006 10:13AM

i know behemoth is a word and its an accurate adjective to use for something big but Tazz doesnt say behemoth he says "BO-HEE-MOTH" kinda like a bohemian moth - which isn a word

Fozzy · 10-08-2006 10:59AM

Haha, that one's been bothering me too actually. A cross between a bohemian and a behemoth I was thinkin!

"Best main event on Raw ever" - just your average Raw main event

TOPDAWG · 10-08-2006 12:52PM

"THIS COULD BE THE BIGGEST/MOST EXPLOSIVE RAW IN HISTORY......."
- Just like last week AAAAAND the week before AAAAAND the week before that AAAAAND then there was the week before that one.

Dickmcsavage · 10-08-2006 10:25PM

HorseRadish wrote:

Or what really gets on my nerves,when Michael Cole goes....OH MY!

Yeah I HATE that. What really gets me about the guy aswell is when JBL is speaking and all you hear is Cole going 'Oh!' to every move thats done.

Brow · 11-08-2006 09:22AM

'It's been two years since we last saw a ..... match here on Raw/Smackdown' = ratings are at a new low, time to guarantee more viewers this week

triple h · 13-08-2006 11:34AM

steel chair===plastic chair

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