Key hanging from a tree by the Pav

nikolaitr · 24-07-2006 09:02PM #1

I saw a key with a Simpson's design on it hanging off a tree by the Pav...there a story behind it? Just thought it looked weird

John · 24-07-2006 09:12PM

That unlocks the hidden brothel and opium den usually reserved for scholars and fellows. Must have been lost in a fit of gratuitous carnality.

Pet · 25-07-2006 12:02AM

Heh, I thought it said "kev hanging from a tree" and I wondered who he'd offended now.

Crash · 25-07-2006 12:09AM

yeah i read that too

hehe

Gone West · 25-07-2006 12:14AM

nikolaitr wrote:

Key hanging from a tree by the Pav

woah. I read that as "Kev"
....
Its late I should go to bed.

arbeitsscheuer · 25-07-2006 12:19AM

Yeah I initially thought it said "Kev" as well! They say that this sort of mistake reveals something about your subconscious, but damned if I know what that something is...

On-topic: Maybe it's part of an elaborate (and no doubt excessively romantic) method of asking someone for their hand in marriage.

shay_562 · 25-07-2006 01:50AM

On-topic: Maybe it's part of an elaborate (and no doubt excessively romantic) method of asking someone for their hand in marriage.

I was going to post that anything involving a Simpsons keyring doesn't sound all that romantic. Then it occured to me that I would instantly marry anyone who proposed to me with a Simpsons keyring outside a pub, regardless of age, gender or attractiveness, on the grounds that I had met my soulmate. So I guess that's actually a pretty plausible theory. Go Seb!

Time Magazine · 25-07-2006 01:53AM

shay_562 wrote:

I was going to post that anything involving a Simpsons keyring doesn't sound all that romantic. Then it occured to me that I would instantly marry anyone who proposed to me with a Simpsons keyring outside a pub, regardless of age, gender or attractiveness, on the grounds that I had met my soulmate. So I guess that's actually a pretty plausible theory. Go Seb!

Am I the only one who thought "Kev" while reading that?

shay_562 · 25-07-2006 02:30AM

Am I the only one who thought "Kev" while reading that?

...in what sense?

(I'm trying to gauge whether me, Kev or both of us is being insulted)

Pet · 25-07-2006 02:38AM

I feel much more abstract now.

xeduCat · 25-07-2006 01:23PM

The y in 'key' looks like a v because it is underlined (link):

key VS key

Crash · 25-07-2006 02:43PM

That was very educational daithai, thank you.

Awayindahils · 25-07-2006 11:12PM

Pet wrote:

I feel much more abstract now.

You're on your way to becoming an arts student.

arbeitsscheuer · 25-07-2006 11:41PM

Awayindahils wrote:

You're on your way to becoming an arts student.

*shudders*

It's cringeworthy 'cos it's true.

Nothingcompares · 25-07-2006 11:53PM

Just like to say I'm very upset by this thread.

Bartron Prime · 26-07-2006 01:14AM

There is nothing wrong with being an Arts student. Apart from the.... Okay okay. We're all screwed. Especially me: "Why yes, we here at ExxonMobil would be delighted to make you our new C.E.O. The clincher was your high II.II in Single Honors History"

Scarily, why do I think that could actually happen? Momma, oil companies frighten me...

Time Magazine · 26-07-2006 02:14AM

shay_562 wrote:

...in what sense?

I'm not insulting either of you btw. It's just you said you'd instantly marry someone who proposed to you yadda yadda yadda, and I imagined Kev doing it for the craic.

shay_562 · 26-07-2006 04:42PM

Oh, right so. I'm so used to picking apart everything you say to search for insults I tend not to notice when you're, you know, just talking.

Bartronilic · 28-07-2006 02:29AM

why do hate this kev guy that you want him dead?

Nothingcompares · 28-07-2006 02:20PM

I think it's because he's a homosexual black man.

Pet · 28-07-2006 09:20PM

I think it's cos he's a psychopath, but I really like to poke his navel, it's great fun, he giggles like a girl.

John · 28-07-2006 10:30PM

Nothingcompares wrote:

I think it's because he's a homosexual black man.

He's black but his willy's white

Pet · 01-08-2006 08:19PM

John2 wrote:

He's black but his willy's white

Is it big though?

John · 01-08-2006 11:01PM

No, being a white man's willy it's tiny.

Crash · 01-08-2006 11:16PM

I question that last statement...

John · 01-08-2006 11:28PM

A stereotypical white man's willy. Like Kev's.

Nothingcompares · 01-08-2006 11:41PM

it's bigger than yours!

Stargal · 02-08-2006 10:06AM

*hears a loud clunk as new depths are reached in the tcd forum*

Pet · 02-08-2006 11:00PM

I was going to post a "plumbing"-related pun, but it was too cringeworthy, even for me.

Key hanging from a tree by the Pav

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