Happy Birthday!

Diarmiud · 22-07-2006 11:38PM #1

Draws finger-tips down chest. Flaps eyelashes Marlyn Monroe style at recipient, takes microphone in hand and with gusty breathing, sings,

"Happee...Birth," breath, "...day...... to," shudders a breath "........Y...O....U!" Inhales deeply with eyes half closed, trying to maintain som semblence of control "H...a....p....p....y Birthday-ooooooohh-h-h-h-h-h-h--h---h----h

H

H!, to............Y.....O......U..." p

Points at recipient across the lobby of the Cuckoo's Nest.

Agent Smith · 22-07-2006 11:43PM

"and you smell like one too...."

Sparky · 23-07-2006 12:08AM

Happy Unbirthday to you all. Except whoever the OP is on about.

Matt Holck · 23-07-2006 12:14AM

Birthdays are so last year

Rhyme · 23-07-2006 12:21AM

Birthdays are so every year :rolleyes:

Vulpiner · 23-07-2006 12:24AM

And may they long continue for OP's target

Hal1 · 23-07-2006 01:01AM

:rolleyes:lol, just lol....

ozt9vdujny3srf · 23-07-2006 01:52AM

Indeed! Happy Birthday
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23-07-2006 08:02PM

OP Target? Sounds like a dart board in a pub? Ouch!

Demetrius · 23-07-2006 08:06PM

The red spot is what is aimed for. Dart must be straight and true

23-07-2006 08:07PM

Demetrius wrote:

The red spot is what is aimed for. Dart must be straight and true

Depends where the target is and what is used as the dart?:p

Demetrius · 23-07-2006 08:11PM

Well, both could be related to an article of dress associated with "Birthday"?

Sparky · 23-07-2006 10:59PM

Demetrius wrote:

The red spot is what is aimed for. Dart must be straight and true

oooonnnnneeeeehhhhhuuuunnnnddddrrrrreeeedddddaaannnnndddddeeeiggghhhtttyyyyyyyyyyyy

24-07-2006 05:16PM

Perhaps it would be wise to warm up and stretch before any serious exercise? Stretch assistant?:p

Matt Holck · 24-07-2006 07:06PM

oh, that is not a bad plan
not a bad plan at all

25-07-2006 12:42AM

Oh, woa is me. My stretch assistant did not show up and it was hot in the dojang with just little ole me there to keep myself company. Woa is me.:p

Demetrius · 25-07-2006 12:46AM

Too bad he or she is not there right now:(

25-07-2006 12:48AM

Too bad for sure. I'm all stretched out and, well, you know, WELL:p

Demetrius · 25-07-2006 12:54AM

Mmmm...would like a cool drink from a deep well alright like a walrus

25-07-2006 12:56AM

A WELL that runneth over, but alas, my ride commeth to take me meters, five or so north, to the place where I lay, alas, alone in my bed this night, with dreams of a certain someone....

Demetrius · 25-07-2006 01:13AM

Such fonts should not go to waste

Mmmm...palatible

Jules · 25-07-2006 06:48AM

i always like this one

25-07-2006 02:02PM

What resides in close proximity to the palate?:p

Demetrius · 25-07-2006 03:40PM

A flexible friend

pantar_dubh · 26-07-2006 10:54AM

Licks chops, growls, tail switches, as she begins her stalk.

Sarky · 26-07-2006 11:59AM

*Shoots furry in the head*

homah_7ft · 29-07-2006 01:32AM

Yes happy birthday.... happy birthday to all.

29-07-2006 09:44AM

Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy...real slap happy!:D

homah_7ft · 29-07-2006 03:59PM

Happy birthday to all and to all a good night

takola · 29-07-2006 04:05PM

Eh it's the middle of the day! :rolleyes:

homah_7ft · 29-07-2006 04:07PM

It's never too early for a good night.

Happy Birthday!

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