Happy Birthday!

Diarmiud

Draws finger-tips down chest. Flaps eyelashes Marlyn Monroe style at recipient, takes microphone in hand and with gusty breathing, sings,

"Happee...Birth," breath, "...day...... to," shudders a breath "........Y...O....U!" Inhales deeply with eyes half closed, trying to maintain som semblence of control "H...a....p....p....y Birthday-ooooooohh-h-h-h-h-h-h--h---h----h

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H!, to............Y.....O......U..." p

Points at recipient across the lobby of the Cuckoo's Nest.

Agent Smith

"and you smell like one too...."

Sparky

Happy Unbirthday to you all. Except whoever the OP is on about.

Matt Holck

Birthdays are so last year

Rhyme

Birthdays are so every year :rolleyes:

Vulpiner

And may they long continue for OP's target

Hal1

:rolleyes:lol, just lol....

ozt9vdujny3srf

Indeed! Happy Birthday
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Black Swan

OP Target? Sounds like a dart board in a pub? Ouch!

Demetrius

The red spot is what is aimed for. Dart must be straight and true

Black Swan

Demetrius wrote:

The red spot is what is aimed for. Dart must be straight and true

Depends where the target is and what is used as the dart?:p

Demetrius

Well, both could be related to an article of dress associated with "Birthday"?

Sparky

Demetrius wrote:

The red spot is what is aimed for. Dart must be straight and true

oooonnnnneeeeehhhhhuuuunnnnddddrrrrreeeedddddaaannnnndddddeeeiggghhhtttyyyyyyyyyyyy

Black Swan

Perhaps it would be wise to warm up and stretch before any serious exercise? Stretch assistant?:p

Matt Holck

oh, that is not a bad plan
not a bad plan at all

Black Swan

Oh, woa is me. My stretch assistant did not show up and it was hot in the dojang with just little ole me there to keep myself company. Woa is me.:p

Demetrius

Too bad he or she is not there right now:(

Black Swan

Too bad for sure. I'm all stretched out and, well, you know, WELL:p

Demetrius

Mmmm...would like a cool drink from a deep well alright like a walrus

Black Swan

A WELL that runneth over, but alas, my ride commeth to take me meters, five or so north, to the place where I lay, alas, alone in my bed this night, with dreams of a certain someone....

Demetrius

Such fonts should not go to waste

Mmmm...palatible

Jules

i always like this one

Black Swan

What resides in close proximity to the palate?:p

Demetrius

A flexible friend

pantar_dubh

Licks chops, growls, tail switches, as she begins her stalk.

Sarky

*Shoots furry in the head*

homah_7ft

Yes happy birthday.... happy birthday to all.

Black Swan

Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy...real slap happy!:D

homah_7ft

Happy birthday to all and to all a good night

takola

Eh it's the middle of the day! :rolleyes:

homah_7ft

It's never too early for a good night.

takola

You're weird!

homah_7ft

Happy birthday Takola

takola

It's my birthday???? Christ how did I forget that! :eek: Where's my presents? :mad: