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Happy Birthday!

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  • 23-07-2006 12:38am
    #1
    Diarmiud
    Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭


    Draws finger-tips down chest. Flaps eyelashes Marlyn Monroe style at recipient, takes microphone in hand and with gusty breathing, sings,

    "Happee...Birth," breath, "...day...... to," shudders a breath "........Y...O....U!" Inhales deeply with eyes half closed, trying to maintain som semblence of control "H...a....p....p....y Birthday-ooooooohh-h-h-h-h-h-h--h---h----h
    H
    H!, to............Y.....O......U..." p

    Points at recipient across the lobby of the Cuckoo's Nest.


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    #2
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,502 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    "and you smell like one too...."


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    #3
    Sparky
    Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Happy Unbirthday to you all. Except whoever the OP is on about.


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    #4
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Birthdays are so last year


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    #5
    Rhyme
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 8,561 Mod ✭✭✭✭Rhyme


    Birthdays are so every year :rolleyes:


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    #6
    Vulpiner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 122 ✭✭Vulpiner


    And may they long continue for OP's target


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    #7
    Hal1
    Registered Users Posts: 8,720 ✭✭✭Hal1


    :rolleyes:lol, just lol....


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    #8
    ozt9vdujny3srf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,152 ✭✭✭ozt9vdujny3srf


    Indeed! Happy Birthday
    View Birthdays
    squaredog, $lattman, murrayabdn, mizz sweetie, yank_in_eire (33), Mannfan (31), folk_smith (30), Forth Horse (29), dbnavan (27), nothinghappenin (27), lunacyfoundme (26), JohnK (25), jjoneill (25), Ivan (24), bretzer (24), CrazeeIvan (24), widget_00 (23), Oisboy (22), bizmark (22)


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    #9
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,231 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    OP Target? Sounds like a dart board in a pub? Ouch!


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    #10
    Demetrius
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    The red spot is what is aimed for. Dart must be straight and true


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    Black Swan
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    Demetrius wrote:
    The red spot is what is aimed for. Dart must be straight and true

    Depends where the target is and what is used as the dart?:p


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    Demetrius
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Well, both could be related to an article of dress associated with "Birthday"?


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    Sparky
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    Demetrius wrote:
    The red spot is what is aimed for. Dart must be straight and true

    oooonnnnneeeeehhhhhuuuunnnnddddrrrrreeeedddddaaannnnndddddeeeiggghhhtttyyyyyyyyyyyy


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    Black Swan
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    Perhaps it would be wise to warm up and stretch before any serious exercise? Stretch assistant?:p


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    Matt Holck
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    oh, that is not a bad plan
    not a bad plan at all


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    #16
    Black Swan
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    Oh, woa is me. My stretch assistant did not show up and it was hot in the dojang with just little ole me there to keep myself company. Woa is me.:p


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    #17
    Demetrius
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Too bad he or she is not there right now:(


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    Black Swan
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    Too bad for sure. I'm all stretched out and, well, you know, WELL:p


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    #19
    Demetrius
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Mmmm...would like a cool drink from a deep well alright like a walrus


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    #20
    Black Swan
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    A WELL that runneth over, but alas, my ride commeth to take me meters, five or so north, to the place where I lay, alas, alone in my bed this night, with dreams of a certain someone....


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    #21
    Demetrius
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    Such fonts should not go to waste

    Mmmm...palatible


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    #22
    Jules
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    i always like this one


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    #23
    Black Swan
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    What resides in close proximity to the palate?:p


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    #24
    Demetrius
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    A flexible friend


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    #25
    pantar_dubh
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    Licks chops, growls, tail switches, as she begins her stalk.


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    #26
    Sarky
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    *Shoots furry in the head*


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    #27
    homah_7ft
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    Yes happy birthday.... happy birthday to all.


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    #28
    Black Swan
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    Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy...real slap happy!:D


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    #29
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users Posts: 6,121 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Happy birthday to all and to all a good night


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    #30
    takola
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Eh it's the middle of the day! :rolleyes:


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    #31
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users Posts: 6,121 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    It's never too early for a good night.


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