Things we take for granted

Sparky · 19-07-2006 11:37PM #1

Isn't it amazing the things we all take for granted these days?

Isn't it amazing how the toilet flushes?
Or how water is a liquid.

How massive heavy ships float.

How carpet never grows!!

How tv satellites never move off target.

How Tar is a woman.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 19-07-2006 11:38PM

How leprachauns paint the grass green every night...

tman · 19-07-2006 11:39PM

Hugh Grant

Jules · 19-07-2006 11:43PM

how the word monosyllabic has like 5 syllables

monkeyfudge · 19-07-2006 11:45PM

That racecar spelled backwards is racecar.

Jules · 19-07-2006 11:49PM

wow im shocked never noticed that

monkeyfudge · 19-07-2006 11:50PM

You think that's good?

Well you can type the word typewriter using only the letters on the top row of a typewriter.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 19-07-2006 11:50PM

Wow Jules you really took that one for granted...

Jules · 19-07-2006 11:52PM

oh my god... you know everything.... are you the gnome???? and took what for granted hail???

Q_Ball · 19-07-2006 11:54PM

air

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 19-07-2006 11:58PM

Jules - The racecar thing...

Air OoooOOohhHHH thats a good un.

monkeyfudge · 19-07-2006 11:59PM

I think we take monkeys for granted.

There's always room to appreciate them some more.

So tomorrow... take some time out from your busy day to appreciate a monkey.

Lust4Life · 20-07-2006 12:00AM

That there will always be a tomorrow.

Jules · 20-07-2006 12:02AM

there is someone around here that already appricates monkeys in more ways than one, hes in the TD!!!!!

for some of us there might not be a tomorrow!!!

computers!!!!

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 20-07-2006 12:04AM

Electricity..

MonkeyFudge thats like every day for me...

Jules · 20-07-2006 12:06AM

water... take some time to think about that!!!

monkeyfudge · 20-07-2006 12:07AM

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

Electricity..

MonkeyFudge thats like every day for me...

So it's not just chimps then?

Lust4Life · 20-07-2006 12:07AM

Posted by Jules80:
there is someone around here that already appricates monkeys in more ways than one, hes in the TD!!!!!

Well, he was obviously doing something VERY right while posing as a woman to get all these guys in such an uproar!:p

L4L

Jules · 20-07-2006 12:08AM

monkeyfudge wrote:

So it's not just chimps then?

hails not fussy!!!!

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 20-07-2006 12:10AM

monkeyfudge wrote:

So it's not just chimps then?

Oh god no...

Monkeys apes, chimps.... HAIL!!!!

Sparky · 20-07-2006 12:17AM

God is a dog.

Why spiders have more than 2 legs.

Why some men are tripods?

How skeletons can have sex!!!

Proof

monkeyfudge · 20-07-2006 12:20AM

Sparky-s wrote:

God is a dog.

Haven't you heard the Butthole Surfers track? The Lord is a Monkey!

Q_Ball · 20-07-2006 12:26AM

our genitals

monkeyfudge · 20-07-2006 12:32AM

Q_Ball wrote:

our genitals

Well I for one appreciate my genitals... somethings 3 or 4 times a day.

Q_Ball · 20-07-2006 12:33AM

monkeyfudges ability to appreciate his genitals?

Lust4Life · 20-07-2006 01:27AM

Originally posted by Sparky-S:
How skeletons can have sex!!!
Proof

I must be the only one who caught that!:rolleyes:

monkeyfudge · 20-07-2006 01:34AM

I once got to play with the boobs of a mumified corpse of a long dead nun.

It was the first time I ever got to second base.

Jules · 20-07-2006 06:56AM

just how twisted monkey can be!!!!

spacecoyote · 20-07-2006 07:28AM

how apart from racecar and kayak both reading the same backwards and forwards, so does the phrase "Ha, I ram Mariah" (mariah is a whore...which is good, which is goooood)

boneless · 20-07-2006 06:24PM

The Cuckoo's Nest...

Jules · 20-07-2006 06:57PM

ah yes the nest.. what would we do without it... probably all go out and invest in something called a life!!!!

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