Things we take for granted

Sparky

Isn't it amazing the things we all take for granted these days?

Isn't it amazing how the toilet flushes?
Or how water is a liquid.

How massive heavy ships float.

How carpet never grows!!

How tv satellites never move off target.

How Tar is a woman.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

How leprachauns paint the grass green every night...

tman

Hugh Grant

Jules

how the word monosyllabic has like 5 syllables

monkeyfudge

That racecar spelled backwards is racecar.

Jules

wow im shocked never noticed that

monkeyfudge

You think that's good?

Well you can type the word typewriter using only the letters on the top row of a typewriter.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Wow Jules you really took that one for granted...

Jules

oh my god... you know everything.... are you the gnome???? and took what for granted hail???

Q_Ball

air

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Jules - The racecar thing...

Air OoooOOohhHHH thats a good un.

monkeyfudge

I think we take monkeys for granted.

There's always room to appreciate them some more.

So tomorrow... take some time out from your busy day to appreciate a monkey.

Lust4Life

That there will always be a tomorrow.

Jules

there is someone around here that already appricates monkeys in more ways than one, hes in the TD!!!!!

for some of us there might not be a tomorrow!!!

computers!!!!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Electricity..

MonkeyFudge thats like every day for me...

Jules

water... take some time to think about that!!!

monkeyfudge

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

Electricity..

MonkeyFudge thats like every day for me...

So it's not just chimps then?

Lust4Life

Posted by Jules80:
there is someone around here that already appricates monkeys in more ways than one, hes in the TD!!!!!

Well, he was obviously doing something VERY right while posing as a woman to get all these guys in such an uproar!:p

L4L

Jules

monkeyfudge wrote:

So it's not just chimps then?

hails not fussy!!!!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

monkeyfudge wrote:

So it's not just chimps then?

Oh god no...

Monkeys apes, chimps.... HAIL!!!!

Sparky

God is a dog.

Why spiders have more than 2 legs.

Why some men are tripods?

How skeletons can have sex!!!

Proof

monkeyfudge

Sparky-s wrote:

God is a dog.

Haven't you heard the Butthole Surfers track? The Lord is a Monkey!

Q_Ball

our genitals

monkeyfudge

Q_Ball wrote:

our genitals

Well I for one appreciate my genitals... somethings 3 or 4 times a day.

Q_Ball

monkeyfudges ability to appreciate his genitals?

Lust4Life

Originally posted by Sparky-S:
How skeletons can have sex!!!
Proof

I must be the only one who caught that!:rolleyes:

monkeyfudge

I once got to play with the boobs of a mumified corpse of a long dead nun.

It was the first time I ever got to second base.

Jules

just how twisted monkey can be!!!!

spacecoyote

how apart from racecar and kayak both reading the same backwards and forwards, so does the phrase "Ha, I ram Mariah" (mariah is a whore...which is good, which is goooood)

boneless

The Cuckoo's Nest...

Jules

ah yes the nest.. what would we do without it... probably all go out and invest in something called a life!!!!

A man, a plan, a canal, panama

madam im adam

say em backwards

Sparky

Why, when we like songs do we turn them up loud?

Jules

cuz we can sing and it wont upset people who can hear!!!

ask the gnome he'll know

monkeyfudge

jules80 wrote:

just how twisted monkey can be!!!!

Go visit the crypts under St. Michan's church... but don't go on one of the official tours.... there's a wierdo who used to hang around there and hijack people waiting for a tour and he'd let you do all sorts of crazy **** with the corpses.

Jules

sounds like you have some first hand experience at that!!

monkeyfudge

jules80 wrote:

sounds like you have some first hand experience at that!!

Oh I used both hands!

Jules

as long as yeah have enough to keep ya going!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Girls in bikinis jumping up and down on tramapolines....

monkeyfudge

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

Girls in bikinis jumping up and down on tramapolines....

What about 200 year old nun mummies bouncing up and down on said trampolines?

Jules

fudge this is the line

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and you have gone so far over it, it looks like this now

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that is just plain sick.... but the idea is slightly funny


fudges sense of humour

Victor

Gravity, can have too much of it.

Deleted User wrote:

say em backwards

"Me!!!"

Jules

patrick stewart!!!!

monkeyfudge

That blob of tar shaped like an ampersand on the footpath at the end of my road... it's been there as long as I can remember and it brings a smile to my face every day.

Jules

fudge i never knew you were so sentimental

boneless

monkeyfudge wrote:

That blob of tar shaped like an ampersand on the footpath at the end of my road... it's been there as long as I can remember and it brings a smile to my face every day.

That's pure poetry... I like it!!

monkeyfudge

boneless wrote:

That's pure poetry... I like it!!

Thank you... I'll be sure to post up a photo of the ampersand blob the first chance I get.

amp

Grey Squirrels? What's that all about? Eh? With those little hands? hmmm...

amp

monkeyfudge wrote:

Thank you... I'll be sure to post up a photo of the ampersand blob the first chance I get.

I resemble that implication!

monkeyfudge

amp wrote:

I resemble that implication!

&

Lust4Life

That Toilets flush in one direction in the top half of the world and in the opposite direction in the lower hemisphere!
*Now I'm gonna have to watch my toilet to see if it's clock-wise or counter-clockwise! Geesh!*