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Things we take for granted

  • 20-07-2006 12:37AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭


    Isn't it amazing the things we all take for granted these days?

    Isn't it amazing how the toilet flushes?
    Or how water is a liquid.

    How massive heavy ships float.

    How carpet never grows!!

    How tv satellites never move off target.

    How Tar is a woman.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    How leprachauns paint the grass green every night...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    Hugh Grant


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    how the word monosyllabic has like 5 syllables


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    That racecar spelled backwards is racecar.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    wow im shocked never noticed that


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    You think that's good?

    Well you can type the word typewriter using only the letters on the top row of a typewriter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Wow Jules you really took that one for granted...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    oh my god... you know everything.... are you the gnome???? and took what for granted hail???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,323 ✭✭✭Q_Ball


    air


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Jules - The racecar thing...

    Air OoooOOohhHHH thats a good un.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    I think we take monkeys for granted.

    There's always room to appreciate them some more.

    So tomorrow... take some time out from your busy day to appreciate a monkey.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    That there will always be a tomorrow.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    there is someone around here that already appricates monkeys in more ways than one, hes in the TD!!!!!

    for some of us there might not be a tomorrow!!!

    computers!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Electricity..

    MonkeyFudge thats like every day for me...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    water... take some time to think about that!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Electricity..

    MonkeyFudge thats like every day for me...
    So it's not just chimps then?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Posted by Jules80:
    there is someone around here that already appricates monkeys in more ways than one, hes in the TD!!!!!

    Well, he was obviously doing something VERY right while posing as a woman to get all these guys in such an uproar!:p

    L4L


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    So it's not just chimps then?


    hails not fussy!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    So it's not just chimps then?

    Oh god no...

    Monkeys apes, chimps.... HAIL!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    God is a dog.

    Why spiders have more than 2 legs.

    Why some men are tripods?

    How skeletons can have sex!!!

    Proof


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Sparky-s wrote:
    God is a dog.
    Haven't you heard the Butthole Surfers track? The Lord is a Monkey!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,323 ✭✭✭Q_Ball


    our genitals


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Q_Ball wrote:
    our genitals
    Well I for one appreciate my genitals... somethings 3 or 4 times a day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,323 ✭✭✭Q_Ball


    monkeyfudges ability to appreciate his genitals?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Originally posted by Sparky-S:
    How skeletons can have sex!!!
    Proof

    I must be the only one who caught that!:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    I once got to play with the boobs of a mumified corpse of a long dead nun.

    It was the first time I ever got to second base.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    just how twisted monkey can be!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,985 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    how apart from racecar and kayak both reading the same backwards and forwards, so does the phrase "Ha, I ram Mariah" (mariah is a whore...which is good, which is goooood)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    The Cuckoo's Nest...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    ah yes the nest.. what would we do without it... probably all go out and invest in something called a life!!!!


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